Friday, April 12, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 4, 2019

Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?

Lindsay Lohan/Ariel live performance

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Maybe it’s just me but I’d love a Lohan version for the laughs Lolololol

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  2. Too be fair, mermaids spend a lot of time in the sea. A true fish-woman would probably look and sound just like LiLo.

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  3. Lea Michele isn't much better but she needed a job.

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  4. Weren't mermaids supposed to be the spawn of drunken sailors f*cking fish anyway? Sounds like LiLo.

    Damn now I'm talking myself into supporting LiLo for Ariel 😅

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  5. I mean Ariel had pet crabs right, and she chased men on boats, the similarities are outstanding.

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  6. Sara Bareilles is playing Ariel, not Lohan. You don't have to be an actual redhead to play a redhead's part, and Sara is draw to people who like actual singing, Lohan would be a draw to people who like to watch Russian driver cams and American Idol auditions, so this would be a not Hollywood Bowl rendition, maybe one a knockoff show on the Santa Monica pier.

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  7. Prince Eric was Greek right, and way it coincidence that Ariel fell for the first rich guy she saw, I think not 🤣

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  8. Hilarious comments!😂

    Li-Low tide

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  9. They changed it @pearl, they had announced Lea? Maybe she's too much in newlywed love to work.

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  10. @Pearl, Yeah most redheads aren't real redheads anyway, there's only one way to tell for sure, under the sea

    "Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Darling it's better
    Down where it's wetter
    Take it from me"

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  11. @Brayson87....your killing me! lol!!!

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  12. Boy, Brayson, now you've really given it that yachter spin! It's all context!😂

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  14. @Brayson87 This is too funny!!!!!

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  15. Well, maybe if they played it from the angle of, Ariel moved to L.A. or New York and the smog/pollution immediately and rapidly started to physically degrade her.

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  16. I mean she made a great Elizabeth Taylor so I will give her that. And her true Long Island colors are showing. Mean Girls was a big part of my freshman year in college. LiLo you do you girl.

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  17. Her desperation reeks of BO and cigarettes.

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  18. There is a young actress named Galadrial Stineman who would be a perfect Ariel. She should be given a shot at the role.

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  19. This needs to happen now.

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  20. LiLo for "Ariel: 20 Years Later."

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  21. "Soaked in Brine" the Lindsay Lohan 'Little Mermaind' Musical

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  22. Brayson knows how Disney do.

    He's straight up showing you the programming that goes straight into you, and your childs head.

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