April 4, 2019
Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?
Lindsay Lohan/Ariel live performance
Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?
Lindsay Lohan/Ariel live performance
Maybe it’s just me but I’d love a Lohan version for the laughs Lolololol
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ReplyDeleteToo be fair, mermaids spend a lot of time in the sea. A true fish-woman would probably look and sound just like LiLo.
ReplyDeleteLea Michele isn't much better but she needed a job.
ReplyDeleteWeren't mermaids supposed to be the spawn of drunken sailors f*cking fish anyway? Sounds like LiLo.
ReplyDeleteDamn now I'm talking myself into supporting LiLo for Ariel 😅
I mean Ariel had pet crabs right, and she chased men on boats, the similarities are outstanding.
ReplyDeleteSara Bareilles is playing Ariel, not Lohan. You don't have to be an actual redhead to play a redhead's part, and Sara is draw to people who like actual singing, Lohan would be a draw to people who like to watch Russian driver cams and American Idol auditions, so this would be a not Hollywood Bowl rendition, maybe one a knockoff show on the Santa Monica pier.
ReplyDeletePrince Eric was Greek right, and way it coincidence that Ariel fell for the first rich guy she saw, I think not 🤣
ReplyDeleteHilarious comments!😂
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They changed it @pearl, they had announced Lea? Maybe she's too much in newlywed love to work.
ReplyDelete@Pearl, Yeah most redheads aren't real redheads anyway, there's only one way to tell for sure, under the sea
ReplyDelete"Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me"
@Brayson87....your killing me! lol!!!
ReplyDeleteBoy, Brayson, now you've really given it that yachter spin! It's all context!😂
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ReplyDelete@Brayson87 This is too funny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe if they played it from the angle of, Ariel moved to L.A. or New York and the smog/pollution immediately and rapidly started to physically degrade her.
ReplyDeleteI mean she made a great Elizabeth Taylor so I will give her that. And her true Long Island colors are showing. Mean Girls was a big part of my freshman year in college. LiLo you do you girl.
ReplyDeleteHer desperation reeks of BO and cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteThere is a young actress named Galadrial Stineman who would be a perfect Ariel. She should be given a shot at the role.
ReplyDeleteThis needs to happen now.
ReplyDeleteLiLo for "Ariel: 20 Years Later."
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ReplyDeleteBrayson knows how Disney do.
ReplyDeleteHe's straight up showing you the programming that goes straight into you, and your childs head.