This foreign born oft married/many children former A list celebrity/porn star turned B+ list celebrity prefers partying to anything, including showing up on time to things to revive her career like television shows.
She was late to arrive on Good Morning Britain this morning, and was interviewed by Piers Morgan looking like a bloated smack rat. She literally had to go straight on set with dirty trackies, greasy bare face, and bed head with a scrunchie tangled up in the bottom of some sort of plait. Her cocained dry mouth was a sight to behold.
Katie was actually a playboy model FLAT AS A DEAD TYRE ... She was in those lingery issues with 200 models on it, only impressive thing about her were her EYES
Later she landed as "FORMULA ONE MODEL" for JORDAN team there s where she got her name .. she even dated MICHAEL SCHUMACHER s BROTHER and then her spiral of mess started .. getting even bigger implants, doing more playboy -this time as cover- being dumped by her first kid s father
Then viralizing her porn vids, then new hubby, more kids more calendars, books, lingery and divorce ...
Brits used to say she was great for doing business, I m not so sure about it ...
My sister loved that reality show she had with the boybander guy...I remember she had a huge pink wedding dress and carriage, family of cute happy kids, then ugly divorce; lost touch after that. Her eyes were stunning, but she is one of the quintessential examples of more being a recipe for disaster (paging Zolciak and offspring)... Botox, enhanced lips, electric white veneers, overstuffed chest, overdone makeup and rawhide levels of tanning changed a uniquely beautiful girl into a more generic, 10+ years older looking stereotype.
Katie price
ReplyDelete+1 Tricia
ReplyDeleteShe was best as Jordan, she would have been huge on instagram nowadays.
I thought she was hot 15 years ago. Not now, just gross.
ReplyDeleteKatie Price!!! The reason I started reading this site 10+ years ago.
ReplyDeleteNo way ! That’s funny- I had no idea who she was till the site lol
DeleteShe was late to arrive on Good Morning Britain this morning, and was interviewed by Piers Morgan looking like a bloated smack rat. She literally had to go straight on set with dirty trackies, greasy bare face, and bed head with a scrunchie tangled up in the bottom of some sort of plait. Her cocained dry mouth was a sight to behold.
ReplyDeleteKatie was actually a playboy model FLAT AS A DEAD TYRE ...
ReplyDeleteShe was in those lingery issues with 200 models on it, only impressive thing about her were her EYES
Later she landed as "FORMULA ONE MODEL" for JORDAN team there s where she got her name .. she even dated MICHAEL SCHUMACHER s BROTHER and then her spiral of mess started .. getting even bigger implants, doing more playboy -this time as cover- being dumped by her first kid s father
Then viralizing her porn vids, then new hubby, more kids more calendars, books, lingery and divorce ...
Brits used to say she was great for doing business, I m not so sure about it ...
She used to sweet and pretty. Now though...
ReplyDeleteLOL @ bloated smack rat
ReplyDeleteMy sister loved that reality show she had with the boybander guy...I remember she had a huge pink wedding dress and carriage, family of cute happy kids, then ugly divorce; lost touch after that. Her eyes were stunning, but she is one of the quintessential examples of more being a recipe for disaster (paging Zolciak and offspring)... Botox, enhanced lips, electric white veneers, overstuffed chest, overdone makeup and rawhide levels of tanning changed a uniquely beautiful girl into a more generic, 10+ years older looking stereotype.
ReplyDelete@ Troy Dyer, I think Jordan was what brought me to CDAN years and years ago also!
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