Monday, April 22, 2019

Blind Item #12

This former late night actor turned actor who seemingly is in every quirky television show made a recent one night hookup shave every hair not on her head because he didn't want his girlfriend catching him again.

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  1. Really, it's usually the head hairs that get you caught.

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  2. Hate most of his quirky roles but he is actually a funny person.

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  3. I liked Portlandia

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  4. Fred is a psycho whether or not this is about him

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  5. Simply not cheating wasn't an option? How about breaking up with the girlfriend? Don't cheat in your own bed? There have to be other options...?

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  6. Plus the side-piece went along with it? Ho'

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  7. not necessarily trying to defend Armisen, i get a very weird vibe from him and wouldn't at all be surprised if he's a creep, but what rumors about him are there to go by other than stuff Moss said? (And frankly, I'm hesitant to trust Scientologists)

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  8. Does she use a magnifying glass?

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  9. Fred Armisen is gay, so is Elizabeth Miss

    He did treat her like crap tho.

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  10. This one really made me laugh out loud. I mean... without a microscope a pube is a pube, is a pube. Amirite? Is this girlfriend some kind of forensics specialist? I can just see her pulling out her microscope and DNA test kit in her bedroom to determine just which hairs belong to whom. Puhleeze!

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  11. Yeah, well I'd notice if my bloke had pubes in his teeth, too.

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  12. Who would shave their head in order to sleep with ... anyone? Ridiculous! Disgusting!!

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  13. she didn't shave her head, her pubes, he didn't want say i.e. red or blonde pubes mixed in with his brown ones? I mean take a shower dude.

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  14. Maybe he doesn't have any pubes of his own?

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  15. Hrmm.. not David Duchovny?

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  16. Most women wax. I get lasered so it Must be a hairy hippy. Lol

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  17. Armisen's with Natasha Lyonne, i was kind of rooting for them.

    If its them, Wouldn't the blind say something like "his B+ list mostly television girlfriend"

    And Armisen seems kind of old for one nighters

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  18. Dude, that’s what showers are for. If you are bringing the hookup home, you are an idiot.

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  19. It's almost certainly Armison, but maybe Bill Hader.

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  20. Doesn't anybody schtup with the lights off anymore?

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  21. Isn’t bill hader married? Is he a cheater too?

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  22. Jeeeezus if you can't trust an unattractive comedian to be faithful, who CAN you trust?

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  23. Who did he pick up? A gorilla?? Not a lot of hairy women out there. Most trim down there and shave their pits. Head hair are generally the only ones found. More likely he just likes a bald beaver and had nothing to do with getting caught.

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  24. Armison is gross... she (NL) should dump him

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  25. The thought of Armison's girlfriend combing through his bush looking for alien pubes is really something

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  26. who the fuck would shave their head just to hook up with Fred Armisen..........

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  27. @pricksongs

    He's a piece of shit, read this.

    https://gawker.com/fred-armisen-has-a-reputation-1677187580

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