Blind Item #12
This former late night actor turned actor who seemingly is in every quirky television show made a recent one night hookup shave every hair not on her head because he didn't want his girlfriend catching him again.
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Fred Armiston
ReplyDeleteFred Armisen?
ReplyDeleteReally, it's usually the head hairs that get you caught.
ReplyDeleteJason Sudeikis?
ReplyDeleteHate most of his quirky roles but he is actually a funny person.
ReplyDeleteI liked Portlandia
ReplyDeleteMe too!! Lol
DeleteFred is a psycho whether or not this is about him
ReplyDeleteSimply not cheating wasn't an option? How about breaking up with the girlfriend? Don't cheat in your own bed? There have to be other options...?
ReplyDeletePlus the side-piece went along with it? Ho'
ReplyDelete+1 @Alf
ReplyDeletenot necessarily trying to defend Armisen, i get a very weird vibe from him and wouldn't at all be surprised if he's a creep, but what rumors about him are there to go by other than stuff Moss said? (And frankly, I'm hesitant to trust Scientologists)
ReplyDeleteDoes she use a magnifying glass?
ReplyDeleteFred Armisen is gay, so is Elizabeth Miss
ReplyDeleteHe did treat her like crap tho.
This one really made me laugh out loud. I mean... without a microscope a pube is a pube, is a pube. Amirite? Is this girlfriend some kind of forensics specialist? I can just see her pulling out her microscope and DNA test kit in her bedroom to determine just which hairs belong to whom. Puhleeze!
ReplyDeleteMaybe girlfriend is shaven.
DeleteYeah, well I'd notice if my bloke had pubes in his teeth, too.
ReplyDeleteWho would shave their head in order to sleep with ... anyone? Ridiculous! Disgusting!!
ReplyDeleteshe didn't shave her head, her pubes, he didn't want say i.e. red or blonde pubes mixed in with his brown ones? I mean take a shower dude.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't have any pubes of his own?
ReplyDeleteHrmm.. not David Duchovny?
ReplyDeleteMost women wax. I get lasered so it Must be a hairy hippy. Lol
ReplyDeleteArmisen's with Natasha Lyonne, i was kind of rooting for them.
ReplyDeleteIf its them, Wouldn't the blind say something like "his B+ list mostly television girlfriend"
And Armisen seems kind of old for one nighters
Dude, that’s what showers are for. If you are bringing the hookup home, you are an idiot.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost certainly Armison, but maybe Bill Hader.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anybody schtup with the lights off anymore?
ReplyDeleteIsn’t bill hader married? Is he a cheater too?
ReplyDeleteJeeeezus if you can't trust an unattractive comedian to be faithful, who CAN you trust?
ReplyDeleteWho did he pick up? A gorilla?? Not a lot of hairy women out there. Most trim down there and shave their pits. Head hair are generally the only ones found. More likely he just likes a bald beaver and had nothing to do with getting caught.
ReplyDeleteArmison is gross... she (NL) should dump him
ReplyDeleteThe thought of Armison's girlfriend combing through his bush looking for alien pubes is really something
ReplyDeletewho the fuck would shave their head just to hook up with Fred Armisen..........
ReplyDelete@pricksongs
ReplyDeleteHe's a piece of shit, read this.
https://gawker.com/fred-armisen-has-a-reputation-1677187580
Chris Elliott?
ReplyDelete