I think mot people would be shocked to know this A+ list teen celebrity to the under 10 crowd is a chain smoker and that gum you see her chewing around kids is Nicorette.
This 16 year old is STILL sporting that ridiculous bow on her head. She looks like a buffoon. Seriously find some talent to stay relevant and take the dam bow off.
Clearly, I'm not her demographic, but that tween outfit and oversized bow make me nutty! My friend said she's selling those bows for an absolute fortune. I think this blind is riot. Like Baby Herman lighting up in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.
Even smoking outside on a sidewalk exposes lots of people to breathing a bunch of foul shit they shouldn't have to deal with.
And don't compare it to cars (which are bad). Engine fumes aren't engineered to maximize sensory impact. Tobacco is cultivated and processed specifically to be smelly.
Also, don't get me started on vaping. Fucking addicts.
I'd rather smell cigarette smoke than diesel fumes any day. Diesel fumes=instant headache. And don't get me started on those asshats that put stacks on their pickup trucks so they can blow even BIGGER black clouds behind them. I just wanna drop various items in those things and see what happens...
I kind of love this one. Beneath that carefully crafted always-non-threatening-tween facade is a real, live rebellious sixteen year old. I just hope it's only cigs (well, I hope it's NOTHING addictive but if it has to me something, smoking isn't hard drugs) and she doesn't go harder from the stress of trying to stay eternally 12 years old for her fans.
I used to work in an advertising agency and we worked with a few celebrities (back in the day), anyway...a lot of them keep their "look" because they don't want to lose fans because they aren't readily identifiable. It's weird, but it's like their call sign.
All dancers smoke. It's in their contract. Keeps them skinny. Plus, my sources tell me she's smoking more than cigs. That's where her real $$$ are cumming from.
Just the image of JoJo firing up a Marlboro with one of those big dorky bows in her hair, wearing her Disney child star wardrobe is HILARIOUS to imagine.
JoJo Swia
ReplyDeleteI canNOT with that child.
ReplyDeleteThis is literally a meme. Like that is legit a thing people joke about Jojo Siwa doing on stan twitter.
ReplyDeleteGood to see the Enterns are back on their smoking is very, very bad kick.
ReplyDeleteshe was annoying AF on Dance Moms and she's even WORSE now. i couldn't stand her on the show.
ReplyDeletei mean, really? same hair style and actions? ridiculous. her mother ought to be slapped for creating this nitwit.
C'mon! No matter how annoying she may be, you're still talking abt a kid. 😒
DeleteSo.
DeleteShe has a smokers voice too. JoJo Siwa
ReplyDeleteanyone who can rock that hair bow with such confidence gets my respect
ReplyDeleteThis makes me like Jojo now. Come out and play, Twisted Dark Jojo!
ReplyDeleteThis 16 year old is STILL sporting that ridiculous bow on her head. She looks like a buffoon. Seriously find some talent to stay relevant and take the dam bow off.
ReplyDeleteThose bows made her millions.
Deleteeveryday my daughter asks if she can go to jojo siwas house lol
ReplyDeleteClearly, I'm not her demographic, but that tween outfit and oversized bow make me nutty! My friend said she's selling those bows for an absolute fortune. I think this blind is riot. Like Baby Herman lighting up in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?.
ReplyDeletesame @kfitz . I can't stand Jojo
ReplyDeleteHate smokers.
ReplyDeleteEven smoking outside on a sidewalk exposes lots of people to breathing a bunch of foul shit they shouldn't have to deal with.
And don't compare it to cars (which are bad). Engine fumes aren't engineered to maximize sensory impact. Tobacco is cultivated and processed specifically to be smelly.
Also, don't get me started on vaping. Fucking addicts.
I'd rather smell cigarette smoke than diesel fumes any day. Diesel fumes=instant headache. And don't get me started on those asshats that put stacks on their pickup trucks so they can blow even BIGGER black clouds behind them. I just wanna drop various items in those things and see what happens...
DeleteDisney is banning smoking and vaping in their parks.
DeleteDo you need a midol?
Delete+1000000 J. Despise being forced to breathe those nasty fumes. And wheezing afterwards
DeleteI kind of love this one. Beneath that carefully crafted always-non-threatening-tween facade is a real, live rebellious sixteen year old. I just hope it's only cigs (well, I hope it's NOTHING addictive but if it has to me something, smoking isn't hard drugs) and she doesn't go harder from the stress of trying to stay eternally 12 years old for her fans.
ReplyDeleteTrue, diesel stinks, but at least it's typically hauling something someplace. Not just making some loser imagine he or she is cool.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the pickups with extended pipes, yes that's what they're doing too.
JoJo Siwa
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she smokes Camel Straights? 🐪
im all here for JoJo SIwa gone bad hahhaahahah .. bitch is crazy nuts and i love it
ReplyDeleteFrom the looks of the students at my school, she is making millions with those bows.
ReplyDelete@Teachermom, just from what I've seen from the school pick up line I agree. Almost every girl has a big ass bow and/or a Jojo backpack!
ReplyDeleteAnyone that calls JoJo Siwa an A lister is high on drugs Lol
ReplyDeleteTry again
I used to work in an advertising agency and we worked with a few celebrities (back in the day), anyway...a lot of them keep their "look" because they don't want to lose fans because they aren't readily identifiable. It's weird, but it's like their call sign.
ReplyDeleteI bet she's on cocaine too. You have to keep that money machine going while cash is coming in, it's small window.
ReplyDeleteShe don't really care about what you say.
ReplyDeleteWon't let the haters get their way
Poor thing, probably is contractually obliged to keep up the persona to keep the $$$ coming in.
ReplyDeleteLet’s hope she doesn’t end up like Lindsay et al.
All dancers smoke. It's in their contract. Keeps them skinny. Plus, my sources tell me she's smoking more than cigs. That's where her real $$$ are cumming from.
ReplyDeleteEh, if nicotine is all she's doing then she's still ahead of the maintaining her innocence curve.
ReplyDeleteI love how riled up anti-smokers get.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen her car? It's hilariously fugly.
Just the image of JoJo firing up a Marlboro with one of those big dorky bows in her hair, wearing her Disney child star wardrobe is HILARIOUS to imagine.
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