Blind Item #11
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress got a breast lift and a one size increase for her soon to be husband. The actress said last night that since her highly publicized divorce was finalized, she feels like the clouds have parted.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM
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Jen Garner but I wouldn't say mostly movie but mostly commercial actress
ReplyDeleteWhat's in your wallet Sandy?
ReplyDeleteLol she hasnt carried a picture since daredevil
DeleteThe soon-to-be husband hasn't been seen in more than a month. Meanwhile, Jen is busy taking vacations with Ben. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteBut who paid for it? Whoever paid should get to enjoy them, be it Ben or soon to be hubby!
ReplyDeleteShes gotta keep up with the nanny! Jg is not gonna make that mistake again
DeleteNot a Capital One credit card for sure timebob
ReplyDeleteIt could be read like HE got the enlargement LOL
ReplyDeleteGet back to me when she has a brain implant.
ReplyDeleteThe boob talk mixed with the clouds parting made me think of those old Cross Your Heart "lift and separate" bra commercials!
ReplyDeleteSame
Delete"lift and separate" I get slapped 50% of the time i do that
ReplyDeleteI understand implants, but how does a "breast lift" work?
ReplyDeleteDo they yank down the skin on your back?
Lol Sarton!
ReplyDeleteActually 50% seems like you're doing pretty well.
@Mal, a lift involves removing excess skin and fat from the breast area and then tightening the surrounding skin (back is rarely involved). Implant + lift is cheaper than two separate surgeries and the healing time is shorter.
ReplyDeleteEnty obviously does not like JG at all, though, so next up will be a nose job, eye lifts, and tummy tuck to keep the new man happy.
Sarton-- you're on a roll today!😂
ReplyDeleteOh so a breast lift makes them perkier, don't see anything wrong with that. Perhaps she was concerned she was getting sloppy cans like how guys' nuts hang lower as they geeze.
ReplyDeleteOmg Hahahahaha.
DeleteI know I'd want my fiance' to get Frankentits because marrying a pair of fake tits is what LTR's are all about. Celebutards- What would we do without them?
ReplyDeleteSubstance: I think I like you.
ReplyDeleteJenna Dewan?
ReplyDeleteVita, haha I remember those ads. 'It lifts...and separates!'
ReplyDeleteLet's be clear on the procedure for BREAST LIFT SURGERY:
ReplyDelete1. they remove the nipple
2. they remove a wedge-shaped chunk of flesh from beneath the nipple to the inframmary fold.
3. new nipple area is cut slightly above where the previous one had sat
4. nipple is reattached
5. wedge section is sewn together, making a snugger breast with a higher, perkier point
6. implants are often used to augment the above.
Why doesn't anyone ever mention the scarring?
This is not a minor surgery. It is very similar to a breast reduction.
For the record:
ReplyDeleteSome celebs have been rumored to get a breast lift without external cutting.
This would only work for a very modest (small) breast to start with.
MacKenzie Bezos?
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