Naked and Afraid, having to sleep face down so the mosquitoes only bite your a$$ and not your genitals, but also having to lay high enough off the ground so the ants don't try to eat you. F*ck that.
It would be easier to ask what I would be on. I would be on an archaeology show or a history show or even Ancient Aliens but I wouldn't be on one of the fake drama shows, I don't think. I mean, I'm not above selling out so if the check was big enough.
It’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣
It’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣
None- never watched them and 99.9% chance I never will. IMO, it's trashy to put all of your business in the public eye. Doesn't seem like it's worked out well for those who have.
I wouldn't last two seconds on any of them, but Brayson said it with Naked and Afraid...every cell in my body just screams "WHY?!" With that show! And then the poor person that occasionally gets paired with an arrogant narcissist or someone who quits a few hours in. ...that show is HELL!🐜🐍🍃💧
Any of them. They are the modern equivalent of freak shows with people clamouring for any type of fame. 'Scripted reality', encouraged arguments for show, no talent desperadoes.
Naked and Afraid. no way I am walking around in a jungle with no shoes. I am phobic about snakes so I would not be walking around in their natural habitat for any amount of money!
None of them. At all. Ever. I don't bother with much typical television here in the Benelux. I don't speak Dutch or Flemish, so that rules out a lot, and I only watch programs in French to improve my language skills. I just watch programs over my computer, to be honest. I like some of the ones shown on Walter Presents and those are not reality shows (thank goodness!).
@Kansa - I really like some of the Walter Presents series. They are sometimes shown on Channel 4 here in the UK. My favourite so far is Deutschland 83 (about a Stasi spy who infiltrates West Germany) is on DVD) - they are doing a sequel: Deutschland 86, this year I think.
Kansa - I just happened to notice - Deutschland 86 is on now, on Channel More4, which is an offshoot of Channel 4, so it should be available on DVD prob next year. And no, I would not appear on any reality shows.
“90-Day Fiancé” GROAN 🤦🏻♀️ (possibly the only mold I’d ever fit into).
Just because I don’t want to promote the idea that everyone in the world wants a green card. (Seriously get over yourself.) 😒 B1/B2 visas (and per gig work permits) is where I draw the line.
I don't want to be on TV. It must be like opening a Pandora's box for the ordinary mortals that get their 15 minutes of fame. And if that isn't bad enough, a few years later when you think you have your privacy back someone does a "Where are they now?" show.
Maybe Enty could do a podcast on "Where are they now."
I wouldn't lower myself to be on any of them.
ReplyDelete^The only right answer.
DeleteI enjoy Vanderpump & Temtation Island but I would avoid any & all of Hollywood's humiliation rituals.
any of the Housewives.Those women can never be taken seriously after debasing themselves for Cohen.
ReplyDeleteIf I had talent, I would definitely do the competitions ones, like project runway or top chef. I could never do a lifestyle one.
ReplyDeleteNaked and Afraid, having to sleep face down so the mosquitoes only bite your a$$ and not your genitals, but also having to lay high enough off the ground so the ants don't try to eat you. F*ck that.
ReplyDeleteAgree with sandybrook, but I'd have to pick "Survivor". I wouldn't last three days
ReplyDeleteIt would be easier to ask what I would be on. I would be on an archaeology show or a history show or even Ancient Aliens but I wouldn't be on one of the fake drama shows, I don't think. I mean, I'm not above selling out so if the check was big enough.
ReplyDeleteIt’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣
DeleteGOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE! 🤷🏻♀️🐈☁️💤
DeleteIt’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE! 🤷🏻♀️🐈☁️💤
Married at first sight.
ReplyDeleteKeeping up with the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have mosquitoes and ants bite me on the ass than hang out with that toxic-ass family.
COPS
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ReplyDeleteI'd like to be frisked by the "twins" in Pascoe County, raven. Deputies Pini & McMormack, I believe? Yasssss
DeleteLow Key 😂💛🤣
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ReplyDeleteNone- never watched them and 99.9% chance I never will. IMO, it's trashy to put all of your business in the public eye. Doesn't seem like it's worked out well for those who have.
ReplyDeleteHousewives or Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteI might like to be on a cooking one, but the rest are brain wasters.
ReplyDeleteNone of them
ReplyDeleteThe Ultimate Fighter - I would probably be killed or have permanent brain damage if I stepped into the Octagon with those MMA fighters.
ReplyDeleteOther than the first couple of seasons of Survivor I've never watched a reality show. I'm going with PghGirl and saying none of them.
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ReplyDeleteI wouldn't last two seconds on any of them, but Brayson said it with Naked and Afraid...every cell in my body just screams "WHY?!" With that show! And then the poor person that occasionally gets paired with an arrogant narcissist or someone who quits a few hours in. ...that show is HELL!🐜🐍🍃💧
ReplyDeleteBotched lol but for a very close second GlassLass's pick
ReplyDeleteNaked and afraid!
ReplyDeleteAny of them. They are the modern equivalent of freak shows with people clamouring for any type of fame. 'Scripted reality', encouraged arguments for show, no talent desperadoes.
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ReplyDeleteNaked and Afraid. no way I am walking around in a jungle with no shoes. I am phobic about snakes so I would not be walking around in their natural habitat for any amount of money!
ReplyDeleteSame thing. No shoes and walking around is impossible. Or in the pouring rain. Ughh
DeleteNone of them. At all. Ever. I don't bother with much typical television here in the Benelux. I don't speak Dutch or Flemish, so that rules out a lot, and I only watch programs in French to improve my language skills. I just watch programs over my computer, to be honest. I like some of the ones shown on Walter Presents and those are not reality shows (thank goodness!).
ReplyDeleteNone of them. I don’t watch them so why would I want to be on one?
ReplyDelete@Kansa - I really like some of the Walter Presents series. They are sometimes shown on Channel 4 here in the UK. My favourite so far is Deutschland 83 (about a Stasi spy who infiltrates West Germany) is on DVD) - they are doing a sequel: Deutschland 86, this year I think.
ReplyDeleteNone of them. Reality shows suck.
ReplyDeleteJeff Splatford--- Totally! I live in fear of being a Dateline Mystery!
ReplyDeleteKansa - I just happened to notice - Deutschland 86 is on now, on Channel More4, which is an offshoot of Channel 4, so it should be available on DVD prob next year. And no, I would not appear on any reality shows.
ReplyDeleteLive PD
ReplyDelete“90-Day Fiancé” GROAN 🤦🏻♀️ (possibly the only mold I’d ever fit into).
ReplyDeleteJust because I don’t want to promote the idea that everyone in the world wants a green card. (Seriously get over yourself.) 😒 B1/B2 visas (and per gig work permits) is where I draw the line.
Vanderpump Fools! These morons have burnt out the three brain cells they all share with severe alcohol abuse.
ReplyDeleteCelebrity Rehab.
ReplyDeleteLove After Lockup. What a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteDoes Jerry Springer count?
ReplyDeleteNaked and Afraid. For all the reasons listed by people above!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be on TV. It must be like opening a Pandora's box for the ordinary mortals that get their 15 minutes of fame. And if that isn't bad enough, a few years later when you think you have your privacy back someone does a "Where are they now?" show.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty could do a podcast on "Where are they now."
@ Unknown - LOL!
ReplyDeleteCheaters
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