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Or Florida woman, they're classic too.
Florida Man faked his own murder using a gun and weather balloon.
Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail
“Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth”
"Police arrest Florida Man after zoo animals found in apartment"
Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar
Florida Man Arrested After Demanding Cash and Donuts from Krispie Kreme
man arressted for kicking swans and a duck
Florida Man spotted riding jet ski on Florida road
"20-year-old Florida man claims $451M Mega Millions jackpot"
I was pleasantly surprised by mine.
Florida man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor.
Oops! Florida man tells police to search his dashcam footage, forgetting it will incriminate him in burglary
This is hilarious!
Florida man claiming people were"eating his brains"leads police on insane golf course chase
2nd was= man arrested for throwing toilet through school board building window, arrested while sitting on another🚽
It doesn't work when you put Sept. 11th as your Bday.
Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor
Tampa man shoots, kills girlfriend and her 10-year-old son after fight over football game
Nosey-- perhaps try florida man september 11, 2018
Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail
Also my birthday!
Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks after political argument.
Coulda bin wurse
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
(today) March 21st - Florida Man steals Wendy Williams brain!
Florida man finds WW2 hand grenade, brings it with him to Taco Bell.
Leave Florida ALOOOOOOOONE
And Florida man didn’t need to bring a grenade to Taco Bell, if he waited a few minutes after eating their food, he’d be crapping his very own grenades 🤮
Nachos BelGrenade 🤢🌮🌯
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 NOSEY!!!!
🎁🎈🎂🎉
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 FARMGIRL!!!!
🎁🎈🎂🎉
Baltic Salt...we have the same birthday!
Happy Birthday!!! 🎈 🎂🎉🎂 🎈
@Jennifer - Thanks, but it's not really my Bday. (also NOT 9/11)
Happy Birthday Tinman, I had a birthday yesterday as well!
tinydancer61 you are March 20 too? Happy birthday!
Florida man goes bananas, shoots out tires.
"Bart salts kill Florida man."
Florida man likes to garden in the nude, and his neighbors don't approve
Florida Man killed in Online Robbery Scam.
Cops: Florida man told McDonald's ice cream machine broken, pulls out weapon
Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff deputies
Florida woman reportedly shot husband in genitals during fight over air conditioning unit
@Katrina, I could respect it if he shot the ice cream machine and said, "No, now it's broken." They pull that fake broken machine sh!t all the time 😅
@tinydancer61
Actually there are weirdos EVERYWHERE, but Florida has something called the Sunshine Law that gives the public *very* open access to public records.
This includes government meetings minutes, documents, and all arrest reports from sheriff's offices and police departments. Super awesome for journalists in Florida. Crazy stories sell papers/get page views. Journalists in other states don't have that free liberty to all documents like they do in Florida.
Hence, all the wild stories from Florida because we allow you to see our crazies. Other states like to keep their crazies hidden. (=
Florida and Arizona, both places people go to either (1)hide or (2) die.
Yuck. We should give both to Mexico.
Even a TRADE FOR Mexico would be better.
"Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot"
LMAO I hope he was going BAWK-BAWK while he did it.
Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on couch. (Why not shoot the cat? Because, Florida)
@rosie you break my heart. I'm from AZ and it's a lovely place. At least Tucson was.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/21/florida-man-birthday-why-google-search-challenge-has-gone-viral/3235270002/
@Rosie and Mozart, I always heard Arizona was cool 😯
Hope y’all realize that you just published your birthdays, or at least those of you who ised the real ones. Hope you are less gullible with fraudsters.
Did Florida man did an underground tunnel to rob a bank?
Dig! Sorry, cracked screen
May 11: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY
Florida woman's estate sues suspect in face-chewing slaying
May 11: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY
@Brayson Tucson is the coolest city. I can't speak for Phoenix and the surrounding metroplex. Most of the stupid crap that happens in AZ seems to come from there.
I apologize Mozart. My parents have a lovely vacation place in Arizona, Wickenburg I think.
I'll stick with just Florida from now on xoxo
On May 26, 2012, a nude assailant, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causewayin Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[1] As a result of the incident's shocking nature and subsequent worldwide media coverage, Eugene came to be dubbed the "Miami Zombie" and the "Causeway Cannibal"
Now isn't that something!!
"Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand"....seems appropriate
"Florida Man Dials 911 and Demands Ride Home "To Change His Underwear"
******
Aside from retirees, cannot see much in common between AZ and FL.
awww no hard feelings @rosie! <3
"Cops: Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants"
Yep Glue. Sunshine laws are good, and bad. If you’re lucky and get an exemption, your home address, vehicle info, etc, isn’t available to the public. I guess it doesn’t keep dumb criminal exploits hidden though. Every sheriff’s office has their website and mugshots. Fun reading! They used to have a “BOLO” magazine for sale at the gas stations, if you wanted to check out who was wanted and for what. And of course “wheel of fugitives”!
Personally I think the two worst and weirdest states with the craziest people are Ohio and Pennsylvania. And throw in Louisiana as well. But to each their own. Hopefully if the word gets out that Florida is full of crazies, the thousands of people moving in each day, will turn right back around and go home. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Florida man, 33, power as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say
Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
Sick twisted mother fucker! Florida man burns raccoon live for eating mangos!
That bastard will burn in Hell!
Posed, not power. Stupid autocorrect.
Man tries to rob Krispy Kreme of doughnuts. I tried googling my birth year but nothing came up.
4 Feb 2019;
Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing Frozen Pork Chop At Her Boyfriend
4 Feb 2019:
Florida Man Damages Parked Cars Because He Could Not Find His Car
My birthday too! Scorpios baby
Or I guess this could’ve happened more than once who knows it’s Florida am I rite
Happy burfday!
Are we really three people on here that has birthdays on Nov 10? Or has this happened many times 😐
Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad’s body, fearing blame for death.
Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors
Bella ftw!!!
Florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute.
Florida woman trades sex act for $5 and Pringles.
Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme.
Man, I could not make this stuff up. Viva Florida!
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell
This is my favorite. Damn caterpillars 🐛
I bet it was an orangedog caterpillar lol
Florida man sits fire to raccoon for eating his mangoes. Yikes!!
'Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert' Gotta admit it's kinda funny, but I still wanna defend my adopted state of over 40 years.
I agree with the Sunshine Law part of our infamy. Also, y'all keep moving down here!
Florida man tries to buy McDonald's with a bag of weed. Sounds about right. Yay Florida!
Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad's body fearing blame for death.
Florida Mother Killed 11-Year-Old Daughter to ‘Prevent Her From Having Sex’
Yikes
Florida man loses pants in burglery.......Police in Florida need help identifying a “not-so-smooth criminal” who used a fire extinguisher to make a hole in the wall at a Lakeland Hyundai dealership.
Either the hole wasn’t big enough or he just was ill-prepared to climb through it. He spent more than a minute trying to illegally maneuver his way inside the business lossing his pants in the process.
There is even a store video of this one.
"A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act"
THATS IT. I’m filtering Florida men out of my dating site search results.
"Couple found dead on railroad tracks in suicide pact."
A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing the 10th day of Destroy Dick December and died several hours later of a heart attack when he was trying to fap for the last time.
Florida man accused of stabbing woman over under-cooked potato
Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes
Honestly I feel like this one could be from any state.
Hey Cee Kay, we share the same birthday!
Reading my email notifications really late.
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