February 22, 2019
Apparently even her husband had no idea this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to use a private jet for her recent trip.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
Apparently even her husband had no idea this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to use a private jet for her recent trip.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
Do you think she gets her own horse? Or is it all like carriages?
ReplyDeleteHahaha whenever I see horse and carriage I always think of this:
Deletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv-0leUtYzk
she's thinkin she's all that and a cup of tea, doesn't she?
ReplyDeletewonder how long it's going to go on that she does whatever the f she wants.
but then i think, he's supporting the surrogacy thing - so he's just as complicit.
those crazy Royals!
Of course he didn't, she just walked to the airport grabbed the jets pilot and told him to take off. No security clearance, no government clearance, no clearance at all with the royals, no nothing. 😱
ReplyDeleteRegardless of what one thinks of Meghan, no one believes this.
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that Meg thought she was going to be an Oscar presenter like her friend Serena, which is why she spent $100,000 on a custom couture gown she ended up wearing to an office party.
ReplyDeleteDetails in my new blog post, accessible via my profile.
My only issue with your theory is that the dress is so “desert chic”, it’s actually quite fitting for a trip to a Northern African/Middle Eastern country.
DeleteWhen I get invited to receptions/dinners at ambassadors’ residences, the dress code is usually something with a tinge of local (but not full out local dress/attire). So for example I would wear a Jackie cotton dress with traditional print on its fabric.
It’s overdressed, yes. But it does look more Morocco than LA. Just saying.
I feel like Samantha is the source of all of this stuff.
ReplyDeleteAt least her sister sent it in and it’s not self-sent like the Jonathan Cheban one.
DeleteYou know what happens when you send Enty a fake blind about yourself?
He does a dramatic reading of it on his podcast. And it’s glorious. 😂😂🤣🤣
+Guesser you got that right. I think "enty" did this because we asked for a MM free month here in March.
ReplyDeleteGiven you the side eye Enty.
^^^^ LMAO!!!!
ReplyDelete@Brayson
ReplyDeleteI guess it depends when Princess Beatrice is free
Harry probably knew she was going on the trip and the dates of it, but didn't press for details. She probably told whichever security staff she's still friendly with that she'd be hopping the Clooney's jet back. As was mentioned, quite a few of the royals have frequently used commercial flights.
ReplyDeleteWhy The EFF would anyone want a Sparkles free month? This is the best reality show in years, I absolutely love it; haven't been this entertained in ages.
ReplyDeleteI still think the palace is trolling her, and she's too stupid to realise. They are giving her enough rope to hang herself, a.k.a. it's only a matter of time until even dim Harry recognises how unsuitable and desperately LA-tacky-fame whorish she is.
Amen to that!!! This is pure entertainment...everything is so bizarre to b true but yet it is!!!
DeleteWatching this train wreck is the best entertainment around. Forget a MM free month. I think Serena stepped in for Meghan at the Oscars. The Royal Family requiring Meghan to be back in England for the Moroccan tour ensured she wasn't showing up for the Oscars. That was smart. She was definitely overdressed at the reception. Watching Harry's mental health deteriorate I'm not sure he's going to survive this marriage.
ReplyDeleteWhat I like about her being messy as fuck is that people are FINALLY catching up to her shady ways, even on blogs where people used to praise her, everyone seems to be over her and her pretentiousness. I think the only blogs that kiss her ass are laineygossip (which is no surprise since Lainey is on her payroll) and Celebitchy but that blog is filled with crazy Stan bitches with no life, so I don't think they even count.
ReplyDeleteNutty Flavor has an excellent blog entry on the dress.
ReplyDeleteNot getting her way to show up at the Oscars? One doesn't do that to a supreme narcissist. I wonder how much screaming Meg did at Harry in her fury at the Queen's decision to send her to Morocco? Or, maybe it was Camilla's or Andrew's idea.
Please, no MM-free months. This is great entertainment.
@Nutty
ReplyDeletelove your blog!
Yes, I'm sure Meghan thought she would get to present at the Oscars and the queen sent her to Morocco instead as punishment.
ReplyDeleteBecause that's how these things work. They're all done on the spur of the moment.
How stupid are you people? Seriously?
The trip was considered "last minute" by royal standards. It was written about in the British papers as such when it was announced. There are some that thought that the trip was last minute to ensure relations after two Moroccan men murdered those Norwegian girls, but I think an Oscar diversionary tactic makes more sense, as no one in their right mind would send these two narcissistic knuckleheads on a diplomatic mission.
ReplyDeleteBeginning to feel sorry for this couple. Never really followed the RF, but still miss the old Harry the world used to get a glimpse of -- laughing, playful,always joking with those around him. When was the last time anyone has seen him laugh -- heartily not politely like he does now. He's stern and confused looking now. I think he thought marrying MM was a good idea for him and the RF, but it's turning out to be a headache for him and he probably feels powerless to do anything. He can't control the press and he, obviously, doesn't control his wife.
ReplyDeleteThe real story brewing is that Meghan hired a surrogate but the male DNA is not Harry's. This is going to be revealed sooner than later. Harry "joked" (at a photo opp in Morocco) to Markle about being surprised that she was pregnant and asked if it was his baby. No loving husband would ever joke like that to the baby mama- particularly at photo opp being recorded. There is talk of charges of treason against Markle for trying to pass a non royal baby as royal- not to mention via surrogacy. It's going to get even more interesting. I'm surprised that Enty hasn't picked up on any of this.
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteThank you, rabbit and raven!
ReplyDeleteEnty has said himself that his royal contacts aren't particularly good. I don't think we should expect him to break a lot of MM news.
MM's seems to have more PR people working for her right now than the Allies had troops on D-day.
The latest piece in US Magazine is about how the Queen is so impressed with Meg's work ethic that Her Majesty is considering sending Meghan a handwritten thank-you note.
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ReplyDeleteif they hadn’t already killed Harry’s mom...sparkles would be walkin the green mile. As it is, they are gonna have to use dynamite to dislodge her...or a plane load of dollar bIlls.
ReplyDeleteWell, Harry was raised in a "patrimony-fluid" fashion.
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor I am letting my US Weekly subscription run out and not renew. It used to have good dirt on the celebs but now it is just ass kissing treacle. I hope Markle goes broke from all of her PR expenses.
ReplyDeleteWell, both of her parents went bankrupt, so fiscal prudence is not in her genes. She also doesn't appear to have saved or invested any of her "Suits" money.
ReplyDeleteHaven't read US Weekly in awhile, but a journalist friend of mine recently read People after a long absence and was horrified. Legacy media has really lost it.
I guess I was out when everyone signed on to this gender fluid stuff. It sounds as ridiculous as saying you’re going to raise your child in a gender oppressive fashion. Besides which, doesn’t the BRF have a dress code? Am I missing something? Should I just stop and take a moment to breathe in the scent of a lovely eucalyptus infused wallpaper?
ReplyDelete@SDaly- 😍 love it!! Or they could name the child “Chris” if it’s the other.
ReplyDeleteCan we have a Meghan Markle free March (or May)???
ReplyDeleteGenderless or more likely... not caring whether the kid wears pink/blue or plays with dolls and/or trucks
ReplyDeleteIf a friend paid for the jet it cost the British nothing, I don`t see why folk are frothing at the mouth over this.
ReplyDeleteThe day after "her triumphant" visit to nyc, one of the news shows said, "and she'll have another shower in England at a later date." I thought the whole point of this stupidity in nyc was bc she couldn't have one on British soil? She's not modern or refreshing or anything but tonedeaf if these are her attempts at fixing her PR issues.
ReplyDeleteSDaly-- hilarious!😂
This whole scroll is priceless, and Nutty, I cant wait to read your blog!!!
Question: if you painted a PJ with vegan paint does the PJ then suddenly become lower-emission? (CC: Leonardo DiCaprio and his scientist friends)
ReplyDeleteI liked it better when royals were just out-of-touch whilst politically-incorrect and outright said crap like “let them eat cake”. At least that shit was funny. ☕️🛩🍰
Oh and Enty, PLEASE no Meghan-Free March.
DeleteI need a distraction from my miserable sexless real life and I’m getting to like this shitshow more than “90-Day Fiancé” because there’s vegans to hate on in this shitshow. 🍿🥤
Nutty's blog is really super great.
ReplyDeleteIt's long-form gossip like Celebitchy with thoughtful assessment and discussion of an issue, its background and associated factors including appropriate conclusions or insights.
It also has comments!! You guys should check it out.
http://nuttyflavor88.blogspot.com/
Between Celebitchy and AO3, I pick AO3 in terms of credibility.
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ReplyDeleteMarkle is a distraction. It works like a charm.
Meanwhile... historic numbers of people in the UK showed up to vote Leave or Stay, one summer night in 2016.
People know what Markle did last week.
People do not know the current status of Brexit or what is being done about it .
You know who should leave is the British Council should leave Indonesia, that’s who.
DeleteExcellent blog post, Nutty. Please keep them coming! This is a train wreck I cannot look away from.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8536859/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-will-raise-their-baby-as-gender-fluid-and-will-avoid-any-stereotypes-according-to-friends/
ReplyDeleteOMG RF just announced their end.
https://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/281276/social-justice-is-killing-synagogues
Data suggests that the more a religious movement is concerned with progressive causes, the more likely it is to rapidly lose members
No, the new news is that Meghan does have a surrogate and is wearing a mechanical pillow that kicks. She has also had fillers in her face to mimic pregnancy glow and weight gain. Her surrogate is———- Harry! Since he is reptilian, he has a abdomen cavity that doubles as incubator. All’s, the baby was born two months, ago and the reason her dresses were so expensive is that after attending the oscars, Mm was going to fly private on a military jet (rothchilds ya know) to Mexico to pick up a brown baby in the same city where her father lives. She did not visit him. The baby is 2.5 months old now and weighs 10 pounds (it was premature’ so when she has her fake home birth, they are going to say it’s a big baby.
ReplyDeleteI read this on an internet blog and it is so obviously true.
@Nutty: What really makes sense about your dress theory is that her whole wardrobe in Morocco was disconnected. She had several dresses but wore jeans most of the time. Then she suddenly turns up at a house party overdresssed in this Oscars gown, when the red dress would’ve been perfectly suitable.
ReplyDeleteI also thought the whole pregnancy exchange was bizarre. She says ‘surprise!’ and he says ‘she’s pregnant, is it mine?’ Everyone assumed that this comment was just an example of Harry’s immaturity, but could he actually have been smart enough to leak her secret if in fact the baby isn’t his?
I would’ve been hurt if my husband asked me that in public (and I’m one who usually has to learn from gossip blogs what should/shouldn’t be acceptable in a relationship). WHat a jackass.
DeleteMy favourite Nutty blog post is the one about the doxxing if anonymous bloggers.
Talk about asymmetric warfare and power imbalance.
Basically anytime a celeb complains about “anonymous bloggers”, I take it as a threat to doxx. Nutty makes a point that the reason these civilians have to be anonymous is because they don’t have the security celebs have.
Bunch of assholes.
*doxxing Of anonymous bloggers
DeleteOkay, people, the Sun is a rag. In other words, don't bother believing this gender neutral nonsense.
ReplyDeleteThe ‘gender neutral’ story has been published in several sources over the course of the last month or so.
DeleteThe gender neutral story is great. I love it. It's brilliant.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone living under a rock, who believes Sparkles has more than 2 braincells to rub together, this story just confirms it:
she's an LA stereotype. A mindless follower, who'll jump on any fashionable-cause-circus bandwagon , if lead by Hollyweird, because she's too insecure and stupid to make her own adulting life decisions. She craves recognition and acceptance from those who she believes are 'cool' and 'woke', not realising that the rest of the world is laughing at them.
She's not in on the joke, never has been, never will be. She IS the joke.
And now Harry is a joke too.
I can't wait for another scarf-gate at easter. Prince William is not fucking around, he's no actor, he couldn't give less of ashit in keeping up appearances, and his face speaks libraries when Sparkle's and DimWit are around.
Vegan SJW Meghan Antoinette™
Delete(Shut up, George!)
Totally worth copywriting! Love it!
DeleteI actually have more respect for Prince George than George Clooney.
I bet you Bimbo George and Bimbo Brad were both just playing themselves in “Burn After Reading”.
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ReplyDeleteEveryone who's cared about Prince Harry are on alert. The markle tramp will be gone, sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteOh my gods. We must take out everyone who uses a private jet.
ReplyDeleteEven those who would be harassed by simpleton assholes who would have her burned at the stake. Sakes alive!
Don’t take out Donald Trump our for using private jets tho. He doesn’t believe in climate change and he just wants his KFC.
DeleteI don't follow them or her except for on here; what would be the negative(s) for the RF if MM were to present an Oscar?
ReplyDeleteIt's not like she's going to throw her baby-bump into the gallery, whip out her dick and start reenacting the end of the Crying Game during the broadcast, while half of hollywood silently chokes down their own vomit.
@Scandi - I bet the Queen's unabridged thoughts on the "Gender Neutral" thing are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYeah I mean she’s got a couple of corgis of her own.
DeleteI raised one of my cats gender-neutral (they were born male but had a urinary issue and had to have surgery that basically ended up changing the cat’s gender). When we first adopted them, we thought it was a female cat but my intuition told me to give it a gender-neutral name. So i did. It wasn’t until months later we found out from the family we adopted them from that they used to be a male cat.
I do wonder if people who post libellous statements about MM etc. really think they cannot be tracked. The British legal system moves slowly like a tortoise but it seems to get there in the end. There may be a huge change in the internet in the future, where we will be pursued and challenged for comments made. There is a lot of money to be made out of it by the legal profession, IT people. It could be the next huge industry.
ReplyDeleteYeah if anyone ever accused me of doing something as hipster-ish as buying vegan paint, I’d track them down and sue tehir asses.
Delete@Thot: The negative is that she is royalty, not a celebrity, so shouldn’t be participating in events such as the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteHer only participating in the Oscars is in the celebrity fan fiction. Just like the gender neutral stuff. It's reported in several trashy magazines! It must be true! Just like Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt will be welcoming twins soon!
ReplyDelete"The trip was considered "last minute" by royal standards. It was written about in the British papers as such when it was announced. "
Sure, just like Kate and Wills' "surprise" trip to Ulster was last minute. Kate woke up that morning and shook Wills awake. "What ho, old chap!" she said. "I have a fancy to go to Ireland today, don't you know." "Excellent idea, my princess!" agreed Wills. "One shall summon the royal chopper in an hour. One hopes one has a clean green tie for the occasion!"
KRAB 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I love your fanfic. I’d read that shit all day! 👏🏼🍿🥤 brilliant
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ReplyDeleteDorothy, your mom comments on here too sometimes
Delete"write objectively using reasearched facts" ??
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO :D
SO we’ve got commenters named Sophia Petrillo and Dorothy Zbornak.
ReplyDeleteAnd also Bubbles and Blossoms.
Krab: LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI love Meghan Markle. Leave her alone, or I'll punch you out.
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