Monday, March 04, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 25, 2019

Oscars

This A+ list director/writer was wearing lifts larger than AP has ever seen on a human being, and yes, this includes Tom Cruise.

JJ Abrams

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:40 AM

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21 comments:

  1. BreeB7149:42 AM

    first

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  2. sandybrook9:42 AM

    5'7"..

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  3. Brayson879:43 AM

    Well he loves to use practical effects right? ;)

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  4. Brayson879:43 AM

    JJ Abrams - Master of Lame Reboots

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  5. Vita9:44 AM

    I think Enty stumped us all with this one! Eh, he's not ever trying to hog spotlight or act, and he has more than proven his talents, ...rock what the good Lord gave ya, Sir!

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  6. Brayson879:46 AM

    re-boots? eh, eh? 😉

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  7. Trish D9:54 AM

    Luke Perry died. 😢

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  8. emmie949:54 AM

    :(LP

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  9. John the peon10:05 AM

    RIP perry. However I'm going to tell a joke anyway.



    So is Enty saying that JJ is casting himself as an Ewok in Episode Neon.


    Apologizes to Luke Perry, I respected the tough road politcally he had in Hollywood.

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  10. Troy Dyer10:29 AM

    JJ Abrams wrote the best tv theme song of all time - Felicity, seasons 3-4. For that I will always be a fan.

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  11. Flashy Vic10:43 AM

    So not Spike Lee then, eh?

    Well it's racism, I tell you! Can't a tiny bigoted pain in the ass black movie director be the subject of a blind in America today?!! Oh no, not when a shortass whitey teeters into view he can't!!

    Did Martin Luther Canceled get murdered by James Earl Jones for this!! Or something like that

    (You'll have to pardon my lack of knowledge of racial disharmony non America. I've never been)

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  12. Countervail10:46 AM

    I call bullshit on this. I can only find pictures of him from the Vanity Fair party and his wife still towers over him but obviously is wearing heels. And he doesn't seem to be wearing lifts. Just shoes with thick heels.

    Pictures (which there should be plenty) or it didn't happen.

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  13. Flashy Vic10:47 AM

    Vandross not Canceled.

    Thank you autocorrect, you've completely fucked up my (admittedly feeble) joke.

    May you rot for eternity in the place where you cannot get near the fire for priests and Kennedys.

    You want to know what's scary? I turned off my autocorrect last week. And not only is it come to life, it's making goddamn Freudian slips as well.

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  14. Flashy Vic10:47 AM

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  15. Amartel10:52 AM

    We all thought it was Spike Lee.

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  16. Vita10:56 AM

    Brayson-- sorry my comment stepped on your joke, Flashy's Autocorrect is holding seminars!😉

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  17. Count Jerkula11:01 AM

    Manlets. LOL!

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  18. Spitbite11:50 AM

    @ Brayson - practical effects, re-boots! Hilarious! Keep them coming!

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  19. Weekittylass12:16 PM

    I am sooooo stealing the priests and Kennedys thang. I luhs you Flashy Vic. Wanna ride my Harley? I’ll bring the whiskey and weed 😘

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  20. Flashy Vic2:40 PM

    Yes! And yes!

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  21. Jim3:17 AM

    The comment thread with everyone saying this was Spike Lee was an absolute racial dumpster fire

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