March 13, 2019
He doesn't like going to London to meet his reality star girlfriend because that is too obvious, but he will go to Europe and have them meet him there. The thing is though, this A+ list mostly movie actor calls several of the reality stars his girlfriend so you kind of have to wait to see which one turns up in town to see who he is sleeping with that week.
Brad Pitt
He doesn't like going to London to meet his reality star girlfriend because that is too obvious, but he will go to Europe and have them meet him there. The thing is though, this A+ list mostly movie actor calls several of the reality stars his girlfriend so you kind of have to wait to see which one turns up in town to see who he is sleeping with that week.
Brad Pitt
i am so disappointed in this.
ReplyDeleteseriously.
I’m more dissapointed that George Clooney turned out to be such a suck-up for the monarchy that is barf.
DeleteHe we the closest thing we had to a modern-day Cary Grant. He had everything going on for him: as wife that made him look respectable, a dignified look... And then he kisses the Queen arse.
*And then he kisses the Queen’s BUTT
DeleteThere. I made it sound classier.
I don't expect reality stars to have more than low double digit IQs maybe a bit higher than their ages possibly, Brad understands this as well.
ReplyDeleteSandy--lol! Making it even worse, lol!
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ReplyDeleteI mean, I can believe it though because if I looked like Bradworth, I too would be a babe slaying deviant
DeleteHe's single, yeah? These are all adults? So who cares?
ReplyDeleteTechnically still married to Angie Ho.
DeleteTechnically he's single I'm not sure he and St. have agreed to divorce matters yet.
ReplyDeletePeople fuck. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteI dont think every gossip bit is about breaking Commandments, look to be smited, level of wrong, just, oooh, so-and-so is making some unnecessary drama for himself if he gets busted level wrong.
ReplyDeleteAs I mentioned in the original post on this one, I hope he's been snipped or is using well-made, untampered with condoms, bc snagging him with a baby would be the ultimate reality chick coup.
Exactly @lowkey. Nothing to see here.
ReplyDeleteI see no problem here
ReplyDelete@Vita: RE: getting busted. I think that’s why he’s dating women in Europe. Angie would lose her shit if he started dating someone in LA. I don’t get the reality star thing though. There are millions of women that Brad could date.
ReplyDeleteDammit. You had to remind me THAT “Angie” existed. 🤦🏻♀️ Uuuuuugh. 😒
DeleteI’m just writing a story with a character named Bianca who goes by Angie at her dayjob (she’s a sex worker). Dammit.
Never mind. It doesn’t matter, she’s the next-door neighbour if my main character Michelle (named after the Beatles song).
DeleteAnd the Bianca/Angie character is nothing like St. Angelina Jolie.
See, Angelina Jolie wants you to believe she’s a saint and my character is a good person who doesn’t Care if you think she’s not a saint. Coincidentally, my Angie character is also trying to get a reality gig.
I hope he bangs every hot woman currently breathing
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaaat? You mean Out of Touch and Not OK! magazines have been lying to idiot stans about a Brad and Jen reunion simply to sell issues? Say it ain't so.
ReplyDeleteand lol @ the notion that AJ gives a shit who he's banging. She has her own sex life.
ReplyDeleteThe delusion that either one of them is jealous over the other one is what keeps rags like Out Of Touch magazine in business.
I would let Brad date the crap out of me. He just gets better with age.
ReplyDeletethere's no problem with it. i just don't want him to be a reality star bimbo ho.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Who cares what Brad Pitt is sticking? He's single and he's never demonstrated a proclivity for children, animals or unwilling adults, which automatically makes him better than 50% of Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention that after Angie he can only improve, the bar is so low he could trip over it.
I hope he's smarter than to hook up with Stephanie Pratt, he can do much better than a D-list wannabe who rode in on her asshole brother's coattails.
ReplyDeleteI remember years ago when I sent enty the blind about putt with a blond girl. Now it evolved to this.
ReplyDeleteLondoner, maybe he means continental Europe?
ReplyDeleteAquagirl-- thank you for being able to translate me!
ReplyDeleteThe blind is about him needing to date in Continental Europe bc he risks being busted by the other reality chicks and other gals in UK that he is plowing thru. Easier to go undetected/unconfronted by the other gals, not anything more than that.
Ok but who are the girlfriendS?!
ReplyDeleteWhat a Mental Midget!
ReplyDeleteBollocks.
ReplyDeleteYes, Angie would go crazy with revenge spite, using custody as her mode of deployment.
ReplyDeleteLucky Brad
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