February 26, 2019
This Oscar hero has been sexting his ex for the past month even though she is in a relationship with someone new.
Chris Evans
This Oscar hero has been sexting his ex for the past month even though she is in a relationship with someone new.
Chris Evans
Captain #MeToo
ReplyDeleteWonder which ex?
ReplyDeleteSheeit why not, Jenny Slate is hot.
ReplyDeleteThis is regular dating, nothing whatsoever to do with #metoo.
ReplyDeleteBlind Gossip is reporting Chris Evans and Scar Jo were spotted having an intimate dinner in NYC recently!
ReplyDeleteMona Lisa Saperstein for the ex.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.justjared.com/2019/02/14/jenny-slate-boyfriend-ben-shattuck-step-out-for-a-movie-date/
ReplyDeleteHaving dinner with Scar Jo is like going to McDonald's, everybody does it they just don't make a big deal about it.
ReplyDeleteK, does dinner mean dinner or DINNERRRRRR? Her current BF was just on Monday night RAW!
ReplyDeleteJenny Slate is all kinds of awesome, so I’m really hoping she ends up with Captain America!
ReplyDeleteJenny must have landed him with her personality.
ReplyDeleteMore importantly, does he pray before each text, or just starting the text steam?
ReplyDeleteI might be thinking of a different Chris that prays before sex.
ReplyDeleteChris Pratt
DeleteOh please, if your definition of beauty is a cut up face and big t!tties then strip clubs must be your center of beauty. Dude is Captain America, it's going to take more than just a great personality to catch his eye.
ReplyDeleteHow can you do BDSM over a phone?
ReplyDeleteAffleck
ReplyDeleteBryson seems pressed... this blind a joke, esp since Enty doesn’t like Chris. And no, my standard of beauty isn’t a cut up face etc. either, but jenny is boarderline ok looking on her best day. She’s not a physically attractive woman which is fine.
ReplyDeletePlease, Jenny is a cutie. Chris kept cheating on her, which is why she dropped kicked him twice. So if he is texting her again, she's probably stringing him along.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thank you for the delusional stan story. I needed a laugh.
DeleteDamn Gracie, sounds like you got the issues. Also you may be giving me too much credit. What I was saying was that 1)not everyone goes for plastic barbie doll looks and 2)that there's something about her besides her personality that he's into. Interpret that as you will, perhaps she's got TPE, magic lady parts, not a dead fish in the sack, etc.
ReplyDeleteYou're the one that said Jenny Slate is not physically attractive, which I disagree with, she is cute. Also are you even physically attracted to women? If so, what do you find physically attractive in women since she doesn't meet your standards?
Sounds like one of those "missing what he had now that she's happy with someone else" scenarios....
ReplyDeleteToo bad Astra doesn't seem to be here today, she usually can wax rhapsodic about the attributes of ms. Slate! 😉
yepthatsme...again with Blind Gossip. Poor internet etiquette...as well as transparent.
ReplyDeleteGod Evans is such a disappointment. He looks beautiful but he’s got foul taste in women and politics, such a weak bitch. Jenny Slate looks like Calibos from 80’s Clash of the Titans, and her personality is bragging about her dysfunctional sex life and attention seeking.
ReplyDeleteOMG LaceyJane, going to enjoy looking up Jenny Slate coz I know just what Calibos looks like!
ReplyDeleteJust looked her up, bit harsh. Can't see it.
ReplyDeleteGracie -- Exactly.
ReplyDeleteJenny Slate is a plain Jane, a step up from homely. And it isn't like the spectrum only covers ugly girls, plain girls and plastic Hollywood princesses, there is a gamut of pretty in between plain and plastic that are naturally pretty. She just doesn't fit into that bracket. And some guys prefer that. Kate Moss looks like a fucking walleyed frog, and Johnny Depp proposed to her.
It's just individual taste.
LOL some of you homies praising Ms.Slate is clearly a reach. My guess its the same lone fan of hers commenting with different usernames LOLZ
ReplyDeleteLol yall crazy SSH stans crack me up! She didnt dump him twice lol if she dumped him why was she out looking a hot mess and wore the same clothes for a week straight lmao and shes not all that wonderful that you make her out to be. She a user and just wants her come up.
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