This would be shocking, but must see television. This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is seriously considering doing a reality show with her family. I didn't even know she owned televisions.
"Oh hi, Chris. Can you keep an eye on Moses for me while I go insert a jade egg into my vagina?" "Sure, Gwyn! Say--are those the same energy stickers ASTRONAUTS use?" "Yes, Chris! They're available from Goop! Glad you asked!"
It would have to be with Pax and Maddox only. Highly doubt Brad would let the other four on TV. Chris Martin and Danny seem the type that wouldn’t care.
babe would never. and i think it would mention 'singer' if it was her. is goop permanent A? that's depressing, if true. it has to be someone with kids at home or it would make no sense.
Wow! Unedited, any of these options would be fabulous! However, im sure it will be the glossiest, slickest, over-edited dreck around. I thought Angie at first, as well. However, now Im agreeing and it could be part of Goop's netflix deal.
Ugh. If it's Angie it's going to be based on her saving the world one refugee at a time. Also if the kids are shown, it'll be to show off how woke they are.
Would Goop be considered "shocking," though? On a wishful note, I'll throw out Tilda Swinton - she is a David Bowie Supernova roaming the Scottish Highlands in glorious couture, canoodling with her lovers and forgoing mascara.
Crazy Angie?
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ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts. Seems like a no TV mom.
ReplyDeletePlease let it be Babs Streisand.
ReplyDeleteIt will be the "Being Bobby Brown" for the easy-listening set
Is goop permanent A??
ReplyDeleteOh God it does sound like goop.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine Streisand NOT owning a television.
ReplyDelete"Oh hi, Chris. Can you keep an eye on Moses for me while I go insert a jade egg into my vagina?"
ReplyDelete"Sure, Gwyn! Say--are those the same energy stickers ASTRONAUTS use?"
"Yes, Chris! They're available from Goop! Glad you asked!"
Yes GOOP is.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Julia. She's been dabbling in tv lately, maybe she's getting desperate.
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ReplyDeleteYou think brad will allow the kids on reality tv. He’s banging reality stars according to Enty but I doubt he would allow it.
ReplyDeleteGood point. You would most likely need both co-parents to sign off, to get them on a reality show. One would think?
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be with Pax and Maddox only. Highly doubt Brad would let the other four on TV. Chris Martin and Danny seem the type that wouldn’t care.
ReplyDeleteGonna have to go with Goop on this one. As much as I would love, love it to be St. Angie, i don’t think she would do reality.
ReplyDeleteAJ still has family members expect her children? This woman looks like a psycho to me
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ReplyDeleteBabs is too vain to have herself appear on TV like that
ReplyDeleteWas coming to say Angie, but I bet it’s Goop - with the premise being that it will focus on her business, but all the drama will be at home
ReplyDeletebabe would never. and i think it would mention 'singer' if it was her. is goop permanent A? that's depressing, if true. it has to be someone with kids at home or it would make no sense.
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ReplyDeleteWow! Unedited, any of these options would be fabulous! However, im sure it will be the glossiest, slickest, over-edited dreck around. I thought Angie at first, as well. However, now Im agreeing and it could be part of Goop's netflix deal.
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ReplyDeleteUgh. If it's Angie it's going to be based on her saving the world one refugee at a time. Also if the kids are shown, it'll be to show off how woke they are.
ReplyDeleteWould Goop be considered "shocking," though? On a wishful note, I'll throw out Tilda Swinton - she is a David Bowie Supernova roaming the Scottish Highlands in glorious couture, canoodling with her lovers and forgoing mascara.
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to see the steam from Goop's rancidy old snatch wafting about their TV screens.
ReplyDeleteNorma Desmond
ReplyDelete@troy ++++1
ReplyDeletewas thinking the same thing.
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DeleteJennifer Garner, her family farm. Launch of products.
ReplyDeleteTheBPlot has it!!! It's Garner.
ReplyDeleteI thought Julia @ first, but I think it’s Garner.
ReplyDeleteGarner is not permanent anything and not an Oscar nominee.
ReplyDeletespeak for yourself flashy vic, im into the old rancid snatch
ReplyDelete@canroadrunner - that was my first thought! I love Frances Mcdormand! That's the only show I'd watch.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you consider "permanent A" list, as opposed to just "A"?
ReplyDeleteNeed to post a glossary of terms somewhere on your blog.
Jodie Foster
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