Once the season of this network reality mainstay ends, there are at least two men who are going to come forward and share their sexual experiences with the star of the show.
Ok, everybody else: According to some religious beliefs, he's technically still a virgin if he's only having anal, so he's not lying about the virgin stuff. Or does that not count when all the partners are other males?
Colton Underwood is a power-bottom - it's not like he's hiding it "Colton - Under - Wood." It's like his parents envisioned his future "best life" as a gay porn star, and named him appropriately. If that's even his real name...
@Thot: Marinating, but with an anal twist? https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/my-college-girlfriend-thought-the-mormon-dick-soak-would-preserve-her-virginity
@raven, We've heard about his comments on that podcast before, but yeah McKellen keeps digging his own grave. He's linking being in the closet with sexually assaulting people, which can only go in ten different bad directions.
Does Gandalf blame "an unforgiving society" that forces innocents into the "closet" and therefore the "butt rape of teens" is society's closet's fault? /Sounds reasonable. (The forward slash is the "sarcasm forward slash," so I saying he's full of shit.)
Thot Crimes, it’s always someone else’s fault with some people. Society made me do it, blah blah blah. It’s the modern day version of “witches made me do it”, or “unbalanced humors made me do it”. Convenient, huh?
If you watch this season, knowing that everyone knows they are auditioning for bearding, every conversation makes perfect sense. Especially when the girl that got kissed peaced out before hometowns.
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ReplyDeleteMy gadar def went off with colton. he bumps wang. i knew it
ReplyDeleteWho exactly is he fooling?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jonathan cheban is available for next season?
ReplyDeleteHaha haha.
DeleteOr Nick Jonas if they’ve divorced:)
@Scandi - skip this comment.
ReplyDeleteOk, everybody else:
According to some religious beliefs, he's technically still a virgin if he's only having anal, so he's not lying about the virgin stuff. Or does that not count when all the partners are other males?
Colton Underwood is a power-bottom - it's not like he's hiding it "Colton - Under - Wood." It's like his parents envisioned his future "best life" as a gay porn star, and named him appropriately. If that's even his real name...
SHUT THE FUCK UP THOTTY 😂😂😂🤣
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DeletePower-bottom sounds very aggressive.
DeleteYeah you share that experience. Get in there really nice.
ReplyDelete@Thot: Marinating, but with an anal twist?
ReplyDeletehttps://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/my-college-girlfriend-thought-the-mormon-dick-soak-would-preserve-her-virginity
Yeah if you don't get a gaydar ping off this guy then you need to recalibrate.
ReplyDeletespeaking of being in the closet ....
ReplyDeleteGandalf speaks about Spacey & Singer:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/03/01/ian-mckellen-kevin-spacey-bryan-singer-allegations-abuse-closeted-gay/3026010002/
@raven, We've heard about his comments on that podcast before, but yeah McKellen keeps digging his own grave. He's linking being in the closet with sexually assaulting people, which can only go in ten different bad directions.
ReplyDeleteRobynsing-- ive never heard that one, lol!!!😂
ReplyDeleteDoes Gandalf blame "an unforgiving society" that forces innocents into the "closet" and therefore the "butt rape of teens" is society's closet's fault? /Sounds reasonable. (The forward slash is the "sarcasm forward slash," so I saying he's full of shit.)
ReplyDeleteWhy would they wait until after the series?
ReplyDeleteThot Crimes, it’s always someone else’s fault with some people. Society made me do it, blah blah blah. It’s the modern day version of “witches made me do it”, or “unbalanced humors made me do it”. Convenient, huh?
ReplyDeleteThen, Astra, I say we bleed the homours and magic out of them most aggressively. Repeatedly. U to death.
ReplyDeleteBUMPING WANG?!
ReplyDeleteGood God y'all are slaying it today :D
@Brayson
ReplyDeletethat's what i was thinking. i couldn't believe he was saying what he what he was saying in light of the pending accusations against him.
crazee!!
@Thorne — there was a lot of weirdness in that article ... thanks for sharing.
ReplyDelete@raven, They say the filters fall off as people age. I think he was trying to be clever but too daft to watch his words.
ReplyDeleteIf you watch this season, knowing that everyone knows they are auditioning for bearding, every conversation makes perfect sense. Especially when the girl that got kissed peaced out before hometowns.
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