The celebrity CEO is not even trying any longer to keep his addictions hidden. He is too far gone to not be on something all the time which makes conferences lasting longer than an hour for the world to see all his issues.
Eh, Steve Jobs did all kinds of weird sh!t, without him Apple is still making money but it's not the same. "Dance with the one that brought you," sometimes you don't want to risk losing the magic.
I kinda imagine his end would be like the last part of scarface. Musk pulling out a f*** off machine gun at the approaching SEC officals, his face covered in coke.
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ReplyDeleteHow in the hell does Musk still have a job?
ReplyDeleteMusk...he keeps changing his mind and undoing announcements...he needs a wrangler, quickly!
ReplyDeleteAW too bad I already used up my “Dog Mode” joke. 🐶🐶🐶🐶LOL. Boo.
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ReplyDelete@scandi - What is the "dog mode" joke? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteBAsically anytime you leave Elon unattended/in the car you turn on “Dog Mode”: https://youtu.be/mqxXLsRboDQ
DeleteVita said he needs a wrangler. I couldn’t help myself. 🙊🐶
Musk must have a death wish, never know when his heart can't take anymore drugs (Coke)
ReplyDeleteEh, Steve Jobs did all kinds of weird sh!t, without him Apple is still making money but it's not the same. "Dance with the one that brought you," sometimes you don't want to risk losing the magic.
ReplyDeleteI kinda imagine his end would be like the last part of scarface. Musk pulling out a f*** off machine gun at the approaching SEC officals, his face covered in coke.
ReplyDeleteMusk dont have to balls to pull off such a stunt, Longtimereader.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope, if we're lucky enough for that to happen, that Azalea Banks is there to video it.
ReplyDeleteWith her chickens
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