January 25, 2019
This permanent A list everything in her mind never has carbs or sugar. She just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling a diet and workout program.
Jennifer Lopez
This permanent A list everything in her mind never has carbs or sugar. She just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling a diet and workout program.
Jennifer Lopez
LOOK AT ME, STUPID PROLES! ENVY ME! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
ReplyDeleteI don’t care if you eat shit, just shut up about it.
Is Vinnie Tortorich her ghost trainer, or did she just steal the No Sugar - No Grains from him?
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ReplyDeleteBut ARod eats carbs and sugar and that bitch did the gimmick with her.
ReplyDeleteNot buying whatever she’s selling. Her clothes at Kohl’s is cheap
ReplyDeletelooking.
Kohl’s has the most overpriced and worst quality stuff, ever. It should be a crime to charge the prices they charge, for their cheaply made crap.
Deletecompletely unrelated but bryan singer is in west hollywood and doesnt seem to be hiding at all, hmmmmmm....
ReplyDeletethis girl tweeted she was sitting eating breakfast and he was sitting behind her - in WeHo
https://twitter.com/NegativeNatalie/status/1091780467819393025
I hope she “accidentally”’spilled her hot coffee on his nads.
DeleteHe's not going to hide if he insists he's innocent, he will continue to live his life as normal as possible to keep up the image he is innocent.
ReplyDeleteBTW EVERYBODY I FORGOT ITS FEBRUARY, KFF MONTH ON CDAN!! Let's see how long he can keep it up.!😈
Me buttfucking Tom Cruise is much more interesting than this
ReplyDeleteNot to me, sorry..but if you wanna switch hit and do JLaw I'm there.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Jennifer look like these days....not that it matters that much as I still have a crush on her that could flatten elephants.
ReplyDelete@Yo Well, yeah. That would be more interesting than pretty much anything. But you know the drill...pics or it didn't happen, so shut up about it.
ReplyDeleteJ-lo on the new 100% jizz diet.
ReplyDelete@Count.
ReplyDeleteIs her diet bottled or draught?
If draught can you ask her to give me time to book my flight to JFK?
She probably has a connection through goop for some pineapple fed himalayan yak jizz.
DeleteMy cluster headaches/migraines/consistent hypoglycemia (not diabetic related; it's familial & partially a result of my innate neurological autoimmune disease as is my chronic anemia) so make it impossible to survive with out...so I can't relate to not being able to live that way (I admit I'm a little jealous).
ReplyDeleteAnd then they celebrated with a bunch of Pizza and junk food. Like they ever eat that AND to binge eat after doing a restrictive diet will not only give you massive diarrhea, but you just negated any progress
ReplyDeleteThe 10 day no carbs, no sugar is so damn easy. I usually do no carbs, no sugar, no red meat, no dairy, no caffeine, & no alcohol for 30 days in the spring & 30 days in the fall. It’s a bit difficult but if you do it with someone else it makes it easier. Usually when it’s over the first thing I have is red wine & a baguette with Brie & some grapes. Those are my ultimate weaknesses. But no way would I eat that greasy looking pizza & wings that JLo & ARod are supposedly eating. Ever! Thankfully, it was just for their photo shoot.
ReplyDeleteGiven that most fruit and veg are also carbs, what do you actually eat?!
DeleteMostly fish, chicken, and other forms of protein like chick peas & quinoa. And lots of soups. I mis-spoke when I said no carbs. What I really meant is no white flour, no pasta, pizza, etc. I do eat Ezekiel bread (don’t know if you’ve heard of it) with almond butter. And tons of vegetables & some fruit because there are healthy carbs and unhealthy carbs. And I also juice a lot. My favorite is kale which gets me lots of laughter from my family. I actually do it as a cleanse, because luckily or unluckily, my grandparents were from Czechoslovakia. So I have great cheekbones but grew up with a horrible diet, eating kielbasa, ham, & lots of other unhealthy things. And I’ve seen many family members die very young. Additionally I tend to travel a lot so sometimes need to grab stuff on the go which is not usually the best choice. My overall eating habits are healthy (I drink at least a gallon of water per day & haven’t had a hamburger or hotdog in years and never will), but I find it works to do this as it really re-sets me & clears my head as a bonus. My hobby is painting, and last time I did this I spent all of my spare time drawing & painting which I normally don’t find the time to do.
DeleteI’m sure this is more info that you wanted, but I realize that I may have come off as GOOP in my original post & never would want to be associated with her!
P.S. it helps if you have a lot of sex during this. Takes your mind off the food 😊
DeleteMaybe she’ll be a spokesperson for Jello as her sugar-free jello is featured prominently in some of the pics. JLoJello.
ReplyDeleteCan we talk about Megan Markle doxxing bloggers now please?
ReplyDeleteI saw that this morning & nearly fell off my chair.
Yes can we? Where did you hear this? Link please 🙏🏻
DeleteKohl's is super cheap, what are you talking about? I go there to buy cheap jeans, they're usually only 20-30 bucks and they look not bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd jizz has sugar on it so that can't be part of the diet plan
I hate the Kohls cash gimmick. I dont wanna go back to your store in x days to spend this. Only time i ever used it was after i took my kid back to school shopping, and the next week i got myself a shirt w/ the kohls bucks.
DeleteBut the quality is so bad, for the price. Or at least it was, back in like 2013, which was the last time I went. I also buy my jeans from yard sales where they’re like $1 so perhaps my perceptions are skewed.
DeleteI wanna be your friend! I bought a little black dress last year at Old Navy of all places. There was a huge sale & the dress was $2.97! Whenever I wear it I get so many compliments. I’ll shop anywhere and everywhere, including yard sales.
DeleteAs for my Kohl’s experience, I have two young nieces who gave me pj’s with ❤️‘S as a gift. They’re Vera Wang. I have 2 pairs, and wear them often as they make me smile. Idk the price but I’ve had them for years and they are still in perfect condition. In fact, I’m wearing them now! But would I ever think to shop there? A hard no.
Kohls sells lots of name brand stuff. I have never had an issue w/ their quality.
Delete@ astra: Daily Mail -Unmasked: The cruel trolls who spew bile against the Duchess of Sussex on social media, branding her a 'hooker' and 'trash'... and call for #Megxit
ReplyDeleteThank you 🙏🏻
Delete@ Sabre- I’m with you- completely gobsmacked.
ReplyDeleteInteresting thread.
ReplyDeleteI was reminded that KFF started (thanks Sandybrook), nearly forgot. That jizz has sugar in it (who knew?). That Kohl's has cheaply made, expensive clothes (never been there). February looks promising!
I cannot stand her and the always posing with her mouth half open is just Ridiculous!!!
ReplyDeleteA bug is gonna fly in there if she doesn’t close it. And it’s not sexy. I know she thinks it is, but it isn’t.
DeleteOMG! Doxxing bloggers? Unbelievable. I wonder if it’s the new PR guy behind this. Of course, what they fail to mention, is the number of people that are paid to defend MM on the DM. Can we dox them?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't eat carbs or sugar but has sacrificed more chickens & roosters than Azealia Banks. Is a High Priestess in Santeria dedicated to Oshun. Forrest Whitaker & Jaime Pressley, too. Jaime Pressley underwent initiation in Cuba before the travel embargo was lifted. I could name name some others.
ReplyDeletePlease do.
DeleteThe twin designers of DSqaured.
ReplyDeleteSanteria devotees, cont'd: actress Tamala jones, Madonna, singer Anita Baker and "pastor" (scam artist), Paula White, the President's "spiritual advisor." White was initiated in Africa, the others in Cuba.
ReplyDeletethe most interesting thing in this thread is that CJ has a kid or kids....
ReplyDeleteOne kid, Blue Marg.
DeleteI can go for a reasonable period of time without anything, but coffee. I even have espresso when I do the master cleanse lemon fast.
ReplyDeleteWell. I’ll be humming Sublime all day
ReplyDeleteLegit question...I thought Madonna was in deep wuth Kabbalah? Can people be committed to more than one?
ReplyDeleteThat's old news that JBlow is into Santeria. She's been in that for YEARS. Probably since she was a kid. It is a religion; just like Vodou, but I have the feeling JBlow does not treat it as such. I thought Lin-Manual Miranda was pretty high up in it too.
ReplyDeleteAs far as this JBlow diet, I am sure she barely eats and must work out constantly. Once you hit 40, your metabolism slows to a crawland JBlow is peri-menopausal. I know she wants to pretend she is 21 forever, like Mimi, but she's not.
Google Joey Diaz santeria, and listen to the dude talk old cubans vs celeb goofs. I figure when real Jews talk about Kabalah celebs it is 100x worse.
ReplyDeleteThere is also a great Rogan podcast w/ Diaz and author TJ English talking about Cuban immigrant culture in the US post Castro.