February 21, 2019
It was just like the old days for this former A+ list reality star as she was hoovering up the coke. As far as I know though, she was not trading it for butt sex this time around.
Paris Hilton
It was just like the old days for this former A+ list reality star as she was hoovering up the coke. As far as I know though, she was not trading it for butt sex this time around.
Paris Hilton
We need more Hollywood ODs.
ReplyDeleteI read it too fast and mistook 'coke' for 'cake'.
ReplyDeleteBaby steps
ReplyDeleteEw she's traded butt sex for coke??/ But she has money , why not just buy it??
ReplyDeleteSeriously!
DeleteRegina: cant put coke on an Amex.
DeleteNo market for the butt sex, everyone is giving it away free nowadays thanks to tinder.
ReplyDeleteGuy should cut her off, saying he ran out of blow. When she starts jonesing and asks if he knows where he can get more, hem and haw about it. Then tell her he will go get more if she gives up the butt. When she agrees, tie her face down on the bed and say he'll get back ASAP. Leave, drive around in circles, smoking 2 cigarettes. Go back, grab the 8ball from yer glove box, go back inside. While he's chopping out a line for her, tell a bullshit story about how the dealer was pissed about the time, pulled a gun on him, blah blah blah, so it sounds like an ordeal. Put the mirror under her nose, rolled bill in her nostril, and have her snort while still tied up. Be rough in the butthole, and pull her hair while complaining about having a gun pulled on you, so she feels like you earned the anus.
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall this as a partial plot for the film 'Spun.'
DeleteI dont think the guy was buttsecksing the stripper tied to the bed, but now that you mention it, i do see the correlation.
DeleteP.S. Mickey Rourke should do all his roles as the Cook/Randy the Ram character.
Count, you are my Yoda.
ReplyDeleteWhat, you're not even going to blow it up her a$$ for her? ;)
ReplyDeleteIf she asked for it, but if the coke up her ass makes me lose my hard on, then she gonna be tied up a while
DeleteDon't look down at her man feet during the session. Those are size 12's baby.
ReplyDeleteAuntie, i am not into feet, so it dont matter.
DeleteLol, ok Count!
Delete@HucklebeFunnily enough there's a classic British TV spoof news show from the 90s called Brass Eye that "invented" a drug called Vake' and tricked self important politocians, showbiz wankery and a few BBC paedophiles into filming clips to warn 'the 'kids' about the dangers of 'cake'.
ReplyDelete"Kids, don't do cake. It'll give you Czech neck."
https://youtu.be/WwylBRucU7w
Cake not vake. Shit on a stick!!!😩
ReplyDeleteParis is now a middle aged coke head. Cute.
ReplyDeleteOh Paris. I cannot wait for your nose to cave in, so it matches your wonky little eye, you tired, old hooker. “ That’s hot”.
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