Friday, February 15, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 6, 2019

Considering how she earns a living, I'm not really sure how this former A+ list infamous celebrity is going to know who the father is. It could be the abusive boyfriend, but chances are it is one of her very wealthy clients. Apparently she often will go without protection if the price is right because apparently guys want to have sex with a murderer unprotected? I don't get it, but she makes a lot of money. I do wonder if she pays taxes on all of it. Anyway, she apparently bought multiple pregnancy tests this past weekend from a local drug store. Please let them all be negative.

Casey Anthony


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  1. Nothing announced yet Entern. She wants to pose nude so she better hurry up if she's knocked the fuck up.

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  2. Hopefully every john punishes her.

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  3. Well according to some people since she's a young parent with lots of energy that's sure to outlive her offspring it must be A-okay right?

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  4. You know her baby shower gifts are all going to be water wings and snorkels.

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  5. Can't wait 'til she has another kid and, when the kid acts up just hands over her cell phone and lets video games take over.

    I learned recently here that's how good parenting works.

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    1. Parenting advice from a childless, virgin man..? We are all on the edge of our seat listening...

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  6. When did yelling at children go out of fashion, or is that a hate crime now?

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  7. No, Rosie. Parenting advice from you.

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  8. I always wondered who the horrible parents were that would let video games substitute for parenting... then you raised your hand.

    Man, that kid doesn't have a fucking sliver of a chance.

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  9. I wonder how many times Jose Baez and his weird legal team had sex with her. They were all so creepy with her it weirded me out.

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  10. @Jimbo, Yeah wasn't there a blind or rumors that she paid for representation with her a$$?

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  11. Brayson I laughed so hard at the water wing and snorkel comment I almost shit my pants. I needed that laugh. Thank you!

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  12. @James, no problem, it's a shame babies are too young to use scuba tanks. Maybe someone will give a giant hamster ball that the baby can roll around in while Casey tries to bat at it like a cat.

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  13. If Casey Anthony can, then there's hope for Megan Markle to make a living after the divorce.

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  14. My little brother is a criminal defense attorney. He used to ritually wash his hands at the end of the day after dealing with his clients.
    Oh the horror, oh the humanity.

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  15. You were wrong before when you said she had a book deal, and that she was "working"
    out of the Detective's house, and you are wrong now. What's your success rate? 0%?

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