January 29, 2019
She is going to have to suck it up and go to the Academy Awards with him, but this foreign born former A list model bailed from the SAG Awards and other things this A+ list mostly movie actor has been traipsing off to after they had a huge fight about how she is not being supportive and it doesn't matter if he ignores her all night every single time, that she still needs to be there. She has had enough of it and him.
Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper
She is going to have to suck it up and go to the Academy Awards with him, but this foreign born former A list model bailed from the SAG Awards and other things this A+ list mostly movie actor has been traipsing off to after they had a huge fight about how she is not being supportive and it doesn't matter if he ignores her all night every single time, that she still needs to be there. She has had enough of it and him.
Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper
She might have to get a job or something
ReplyDeleteShe should stick around and marry him. Wouldn't ever have to "work" again. It's the preferred outcome of other RCGs, maybe they could get together and have their own TV show- Fake Housewives of Red Carpets.
ReplyDeleteDid she think bearding/contract relationships were supposed to be fun and easy? It’s a job, dumb ass. If you want a good and happy relationship, don’t take a paycheck for a sham. Like duh?
ReplyDeleteShut up and earn your paycheck.
ReplyDeleteIf I had any doubts that this was a contract, they've been removed by this awards season. There's no way that two people in a voluntary relationship would stay together when they both appear so perpetually miserable! Honest to God, never have caught a seemingly relaxed, pleasant exchange between the two. Every time I see them, i feel like he is watching her with a checklist of pre-approved behaviors running through his head, rather than adoring his companion and mother to his child. And, I understand that not every public moment is pie in the sky euphoria, but over two years' time, you'd think there'd be a balance or they'd have called it quits.
ReplyDeleteShe won't leave until the bitter end & she doesn't need the Coke-head's money, either. She's got 3 major campaigns now.
ReplyDeleteWork the end of your contract out and find another mark\beard candidate. You know how to do this it's not the first time you bearded, bitch.
ReplyDeleteShe's not upset about awards shows, she's upset about his drug use and drinking.
ReplyDeleteBut why? She doesn’t love him, so why care? As long as those checks keep coming, and he isn’t abusive, let him drink/drug himself into oblivion. Don’t they have a kid? Or am I confusing him with someone else? If so then I guess she’d care for the sake of their kid, but she’ll still get paid either way, whether he’s dead or alive.
DeleteVita- they're not the only ones.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to leave here that I'm so grateful for men brave enough to own how - and who - they love, because the women playing decoy end up suffering too.
ReplyDeleteZebra-- Fake Housewives of the Red Carpet-- lol! Indeed! I do think there are quite a few...they just seem to be really, dramatically bad at it!
ReplyDeleteSo bcoops is off the wagon? I'm sure that really adds to his charm. Have there ever been any pics of them as family or mentions of fatherhood by him? I guess i better watch what I ask, bc id probably hurl if all of a sudden paps start catching them doing the pumpkin patch routine.
I bet whatever contract she had with Christian Reynaldo is looking better all the time
ReplyDeleteOh no, her reputation as a beard is burnt. Who in their right mind would want to hire her after everyone has seen how miserable she makes Cooper? I mean aren't they one paternity test away from the ruse being blown wide open anyway?
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't believe Brad's the father of the kid.
ReplyDeleteWhether or not he's the dad, he certainly interacts better with the child than some other post-RCG "dads" out there. Looking your way, DadBatch.
DeleteBearding is hard.
ReplyDeleteIt's a hard, thankless lonely job but somebody has to do it, damn! And it beats cleaning offices or hotel rooms for a living.
DeleteBradley is asexual, if not closeted. I know someone who "dated" him for a year. They never, ever, had sex. She said it was all very weird and that he wouldn't ever touch her.
ReplyDeleteAnd she is a beautiful girl, too.
@Sally
ReplyDeleteAsexuals are the worst! I dated one and it was weird. BCoop can always hire another model. Leo does it.
@Sandybrook
ReplyDeleteThe kid looks pretty nondescript. I thought the kid was half-black and that's why it would be obvious BCoop wasn't the father.
He dated a beautiful woman for a year and never had sex with her, has been rumored to be gay for years, and you think it's because he's asexual? Sure, why not?
ReplyDeleteI can't blame Irina for bailing. How many of these self congratulatory circle jerks can you go to before it just makes you want to puke? I still don't get why that industry feels the need to honor itself 3 times a week for 3 months straight.
Not that I'm a fan of her, but Irina had a work assignment in Russia that was announced at least a week before the SAG awards. She didn't "bail" on the show.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this blind. She's a supermodel who needs to stay relevant and you're telling me at the Super Bowl for the entertainment industry she doesn't want to promote her "brand" and be on the red carpet that's viewed by millions?
ReplyDeleteYeah, no fam, not buying it one bit.
Do I think she's a miserable beard? Oh hell yes, but not wanting to go on the red carpet, no way.