If not for him and his posse walking into the strip club, her broke ass would still be dancing there for all the South Bronx boricuas and making about $1500\week, so she puts up with him now because everything she is is his faul er...because of him.
Hey Enty...I know you’re old and shit, but get with the program! Cardi B’s husband (Offset), is with the hip hop/trap group Migos, who are internationally known. The group is made up of Quavo, Offset & Takeoff. In 2017, they were called the #1 Rap Group in the world. In just 3 years, they’ve gone from nothing to HUGELY famous. So, he’s not just some “celebrity husband.” 🙄
My better half gets a bunch of cards for his various relatives and asks which he should give to whom. He's such a damn unconscious racist, but he always unwittingly chooses the Mahogany cards!
Cardi B
ReplyDelete/Offsett
Deletepoor cardi
ReplyDeleteShe knows what time it is... her choice know what I mean?
Deletehes a rapper too. why is he just listed as "celebrity husband"
ReplyDeleteNo doubt!
DeleteOriginal "This A list rapper should ask her celebrity husband what he got his side piece for Valentine's Day."
ReplyDeleteI'm not German but a few hyphens make it more readable for me.
Hyphens "This A-list rapper should ask her celebrity-husband what he got his side-piece for Valentine's Day."
They are both stupid and deserve what they get. Like, who the fuck cheats on their bf/gf? Why be with them? I dont get it.
ReplyDeleteBlindspeak:
ReplyDeleteHer husband celebrity, the rapper listed A should ask, for day of Valentine's what he got his side piece of ass?
Well, dang. Now I’m curious what Offset got his side piece. Does Hallmark even have a card for that?
ReplyDeleteRoses 🌹 are Red,Violets are Blue.... Gonna hit that tonight girl, bring a friend too💕❤️🤟
Delete@Heather, Check the Mahogany section, they have the best cards :)
ReplyDelete@Brayson. That's still better English than what old Fishy Flaps Cardi speaks.
ReplyDelete@HeatherBee.
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
If TMZ asks,
Then I've never met you.
I’m loving your translations, Brayson. 😃
ReplyDelete@ Flashy Vic - hilarious!!l 😂
ReplyDeleteSpaghetti Sauce is Red
ReplyDeleteMy face is blue
You served me bad meatballs
Imma puke all over you!
I can't sympathize at all with Cardi B. I find her obnoxious and a glutton for punishment, so, good.
ReplyDeleteIf not for him and his posse walking into the strip club, her broke ass would still be dancing there for all the South Bronx boricuas and making about $1500\week, so she puts up with him now because everything she is is his faul er...because of him.
ReplyDelete@Tricia
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
🌹🌹🍾🤟
DeleteHallmark by Offsett- The card that says” I love you and you if you contract a disease it wasn’t me “ all in one!
Hey Enty...I know you’re old and shit, but get with the program! Cardi B’s husband (Offset), is with the hip hop/trap group Migos, who are internationally known. The group is made up of Quavo, Offset & Takeoff. In 2017, they were called the #1 Rap Group in the world. In just 3 years, they’ve gone from nothing to HUGELY famous. So, he’s not just some “celebrity husband.” 🙄
ReplyDeleteMy better half gets a bunch of cards for his various relatives and asks which he should give to whom.
ReplyDeleteHe's such a damn unconscious racist, but he always unwittingly chooses the Mahogany cards!