Apparently making out with a guy after he has fish tacos is not something that bothers this reality star, especially considering he paid for everything including her flight on a private jet for the weekend.
If you don’t swallow, you have to be a god level dick sucker. Like, make it your passion and give it 110%. If you’re married, it’s what keeps marriages happy. Make it like meditation and get in the zone!
If it is really severe and you tend to swallow water while swimming, you've got to be really vigilant. It is more dangerous for kids who forget and may take in water. For an adult who tends to whine about how deadly it is, she should avoid it. If she coughs and accidentally take in sea water, she'd better be swimming with an epi pen.
Bethenny will be chasing Pete Davidson soon because she thinks he might be shooting diamonds out of his dick because he snared Kate Beckinsale and Ariana😂
Meh, if you’re married I’m sure you’ve kissed your spouse after they’ve eaten way worse. The secret is to eat it too, then you can’t smell it on them. But....she a ho so who cares. Lol.
Hahahaha!!! Probably as awesome as my own sainted mother always was. Oh the stories I could tell about her! She was the one that told me to learn to suck dick, and it was very good advice 👍🏻😆
Sad you hoes think sucking dick is what keeps a marriage going lol and if that's what the f*ck marriage is about holy sh*t I will gladly stay rich and single. No wonder ya'll married b*tches are miserable, your underpaid whores lol.
Who is miserable? Maybe it’s you, since you feel the need to project your sad beliefs about marriage, onto others? I’m sorry for you if you believe money is everything, and if you want to die alone surrounded by money, who am I to tell you different? My husband made all my dreams come true, I love him to death and the feeling is mutual. But hey live whatever life you choose, I’m not here to judge you or belittle your choices. And I suck dick because I choose to, I am not a whore but a wife. There is a difference. But aren’t you an actual real life prostitute? So I suppose you wouldn’t understand the difference. Bless your heart.
Huh pronoun confusion?
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Hoin aint easy. Hopefully he had lots of beer, garlic, and hot sauce too, so the whore would have a tough time eating his jizz.
ReplyDeleteIf you don’t swallow, you have to be a god level dick sucker. Like, make it your passion and give it 110%. If you’re married, it’s what keeps marriages happy. Make it like meditation and get in the zone!
DeleteSomeone at the Super Bowl? Kylie was there for Travis Scott
ReplyDeleteMarlon Brando hated Tallulah Bankhead and chewed garlic before kissing her on camera.
ReplyDeleteI read that too.... there some funny stories relating to that kind of stuff
DeleteBethenny and her fish allergy
ReplyDeleteYep. If you have a really severe fish allergy, you can't even swim in the ocean without risking a reaction.
DeleteHahaha is that true? You can’t swim in the ocean if you have a really severe fish allergy?
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DeleteIf it is really severe and you tend to swallow water while swimming, you've got to be really vigilant. It is more dangerous for kids who forget and may take in water. For an adult who tends to whine about how deadly it is, she should avoid it. If she coughs and accidentally take in sea water, she'd better be swimming with an epi pen.
DeleteAt first I thought fish tacos was an euphemism, but I think this our now daily Bethenny blind!
ReplyDelete+1 Troy haha I was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteBathanny has granny fanny in her latest pictures.
ReplyDeleteBethenny will be chasing Pete Davidson soon because she thinks he might be shooting diamonds out of his dick because he snared Kate Beckinsale and Ariana😂
ReplyDeleteMeh, if you’re married I’m sure you’ve kissed your spouse after they’ve eaten way worse. The secret is to eat it too, then you can’t smell it on them. But....she a ho so who cares. Lol.
ReplyDeleteAstra must be awesome on Bring Your Parents to School Day ;)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! Probably as awesome as my own sainted mother always was. Oh the stories I could tell about her! She was the one that told me to learn to suck dick, and it was very good advice 👍🏻😆
DeleteSad you hoes think sucking dick is what keeps a marriage going lol and if that's what the f*ck marriage is about holy sh*t I will gladly stay rich and single. No wonder ya'll married b*tches are miserable, your underpaid whores lol.
ReplyDeleteWho is miserable? Maybe it’s you, since you feel the need to project your sad beliefs about marriage, onto others? I’m sorry for you if you believe money is everything, and if you want to die alone surrounded by money, who am I to tell you different? My husband made all my dreams come true, I love him to death and the feeling is mutual. But hey live whatever life you choose, I’m not here to judge you or belittle your choices. And I suck dick because I choose to, I am not a whore but a wife. There is a difference. But aren’t you an actual real life prostitute? So I suppose you wouldn’t understand the difference. Bless your heart.
ReplyDeleteAstra, you are a treasure and should do pre-marital counseling for as many young couples as possible!
ReplyDelete+1 astra, that is the best matrimonial speech I've ever heard :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Brayson & Huckleberry! Maybe I should write a book “S his D: The secret to a lasting marriage”
ReplyDeleteThe blowing of load is almost as enjoyable as the short term cessation or yappin.
DeleteYou can be a contributor to my book, Count. 🤗
DeleteAstra... Sounds like your mom had some great advice! You don't happen to have a sister (or brother) do you? 🤔😜👍
ReplyDeleteSorry, I’m an only child. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!
DeleteIf the husband doesn’t eat pussy than the marriage isn’t going to work. It goes both ways.
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