When your first call or text or any other message announcing your engagement is to the foreign born A- list actor you once co-starred with, I'm guessing you might be with the wrong person. I'm not saying the A list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is with the wrong person, just that maybe she still has a whole lot of feelings for the former co-star.
Jen Lwrence
ReplyDelete*Lawrence/Nic Hoult/Her fiancé Cooke whateever
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ReplyDeleteGuessing Nicholas Hoult for the ex
ReplyDeleteJen, Nick and art dealer guy...she kept this one pretty far under the radar.
ReplyDeleteYou stay classy, JLaw.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she even break up with the ex, then? Isn’t he married and has a kid now? Let the guy move on. Wtf.
ReplyDeleteHe just has a kid. If you read Blind Gossip you’d know Nick’s bm trapped him
DeleteThat isn’t a trap nowadays. He could just pay for the kid and get back with J Law if he wanted to. If they were supposed to be in love and be together then why did they ever break up? He couldn't have been that into her if he was screwing someone else.
DeleteShe was also screwing someone else - Liam for one. I thought they broke up because she kept cheating.
Delete"Cooke Mahroney" has got to be the worst name ever.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like it was created by an algorithm fed with 1940s pulp novels.
Hahahaha +1
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DeleteFab! Or Steven Seagal character name
DeleteMaybe he’s her gay best friend?
ReplyDeleteDo you think she calls him "Cookie" in bed?
ReplyDeleteAwwww Jennifer Lawrence is getting married
ReplyDeleteYea yea
Like I care why get married when you are going to be cheating on your spouse in 12345 minutes
Now you are going to make her loyal fans mad!!
DeleteShe'll still have time for Harvey.
ReplyDeleteI see her having a string of broken engagements ahead. It still boggles my mind that she’s a middle school dropout and did not have to go work the fields to feed her 7 orphaned siblings.
ReplyDeleteAt least get a GED. I have never ever met anyone that is under 80 that dropped out of middle school. And school back in those days was actually hard and you learned a lot, so it’s not really the same.
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ReplyDeleteThat dude must have dickmatized her. Good for him. He should be able to still hit it after she married.
ReplyDeleteMy question is whatever do they find to talk about? With his college degree and art career and her junior high school education. It must make for some interesting conversations.
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ReplyDeleteomg ... i haven't heard that word "dickmatized" in forever!! where did that originally come from? i remember it from back in the day; it was from video or show, right?
lolol
No clue, Raven. I think the first time i heard it was here.
Deletehere in ireland JLaw is what we call a "slapper"
ReplyDeletey'know, all of this can be true
ReplyDeleteAND Jen/Nic still have feelings for one another
AND Jen can be happy in her current relationship
AND Jen/Nic probably understand they're doomed as a couple regardless.
None of this stuff is easy... don't we all know that from our own lives.
@Raven, I first heard it on the song Python by that great musical artist, Lady.
ReplyDeleteLady - Python [Single]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyry6hZuw4
The old argument of dickmatized vs dicknotized
ReplyDeleteDicknotized sounds like dick hypnotized, dickmatized sounds like dick traumatized, and yet both are somewhat accurate in describing the condition.
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ReplyDeleteDoes ENty have a crush on Nick? I mean, we just go to pry him off Singer's pervy jets and then maybe Nick can join Enty in the basement?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this blind is stupid and Enty's go-to whenever JLaw news comes up. It's been years and years ENTY, get over it, even their stans are over the breakup.
Go back to reading the DM for blinds.
+1/+1 Tricia13
ReplyDeletei wonder how she explained her "friendship" with Harvey Weinstein to her new fiance.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence and the fiance', ain't gonna last. It will be either a short engagement, or a short marriage.
ReplyDeleteOn my FB “On This Day” memory thing today, a post came up from years ago. I had posted a photo of a new actress I really liked...Jennifer Lawrence. I thought she was so genuine, so likeable, and so pretty & fresh.
ReplyDeleteMy, how times have changed. Knowing everything I do now, and witnessing her behavior these past couple of years, I now can’t stand her.