Their marriage/post marriage "bliss" pap blitz has been so insufferable. I can't even imagine how annoying these two are going to be once Priyanka actually gets pregnant.
@guesser meghan is in DM today - NOT holding baby belly (it is no longer a "bump" people) Anyway the article even says that this bodylanguage "shows confidence" - and that it is a concerted effort
...because of all the shameful press she has been getting, not over the fake belly - but over he daddy issues which the meany meany press insists upon covering and because her dad is a poopoo head...
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with surrogacy unless they're exploiting a third world woman and/or murder the surrogate after delivery. Isn't the future fun?
Oh best believe Priyanka is carrying that baby. She wants to be able to walk around holding her stomach like Meghan does. And don't forget about the photo ops and stories she can get out of being pregnant. The question is how it will get in there, because it won't be naturally.
I imagine her getting dressed in a football uniform with a helmet and letting him play quarterback. Gay guys have been taking one for the team and knocking up women for thousands of years, nature finds a way.
True. But most women want the experience of carrying a baby and giving birth. That's the only "organic" thing about this. In Vitro is how this baby is conceived.
I don't get it (if this is true.) Why would you enter into a fake marriage and fake baby to further your career? I mean, if this is Nick, did he look at how well it did for Kevin? Isn't he a building contractor now?
Fun Fact: Nick has always dreamed of becoming POTUS. This is why he named his band Nick Jonas and the Administration. Perhaps he is going a B-list version of the Clooney route?
Oh geez, her phrasing is as obnoxious as Goop’s. I’m sure they will organically mate when they consciously couple at an appropriate time ( when one or the other needs the press), and then Jonas will consciously uncouple with his dinner immediately after.
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ReplyDeleteNope, Megan Merkel
Deletemeghan is not foreign born. She was born in California, US
Delete+1. I hope this movie flops so she can go away.
ReplyDeletelol welcome to hell, nick
ReplyDeleteoh gosh
ReplyDeleteShe needs a better moon bump than Meghan. You shouldn't have to hold it up all the time.
ReplyDeleteTheir marriage/post marriage "bliss" pap blitz has been so insufferable. I can't even imagine how annoying these two are going to be once Priyanka actually gets pregnant.
ReplyDeleteJonas needs the money this bad?
ReplyDeletePriyanka and Nick Jonas. I read this yesterday on DM. At least it provided a good laugh.
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ReplyDeletemeghan is in DM today - NOT holding baby belly (it is no longer a "bump" people)
Anyway the article even says that this bodylanguage "shows confidence" - and that it is a concerted effort
...because of all the shameful press she has been getting, not over the fake belly - but over he daddy issues which the meany meany press insists upon covering and because her dad is a poopoo head...
Hey now, there's nothing wrong with surrogacy unless they're exploiting a third world woman and/or murder the surrogate after delivery. Isn't the future fun?
ReplyDeleteOh best believe Priyanka is carrying that baby. She wants to be able to walk around holding her stomach like Meghan does. And don't forget about the photo ops and stories she can get out of being pregnant. The question is how it will get in there, because it won't be naturally.
ReplyDeleteOrganic cucumbers may play a role cuz you know she ain't getting him all hot and horny.
ReplyDeleteI imagine her getting dressed in a football uniform with a helmet and letting him play quarterback. Gay guys have been taking one for the team and knocking up women for thousands of years, nature finds a way.
ReplyDelete@taytay 25. I hope you are kidding. ANYONE can walk around holding a FAKE baby bump!
ReplyDeleteTrue. But most women want the experience of carrying a baby and giving birth. That's the only "organic" thing about this. In Vitro is how this baby is conceived.
DeletePretty damn freaky and unnatural shit going down for sure @Brayson.
ReplyDeleteYikes to the future of everything.
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DeleteAre they still celebrating their wedding?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it (if this is true.) Why would you enter into a fake marriage and fake baby to further your career? I mean, if this is Nick, did he look at how well it did for Kevin? Isn't he a building contractor now?
ReplyDeleteFun Fact: Nick has always dreamed of becoming POTUS. This is why he named his band Nick Jonas and the Administration. Perhaps he is going a B-list version of the Clooney route?
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ReplyDeleteOh geez, her phrasing is as obnoxious as Goop’s. I’m sure they will organically mate when they consciously couple at an appropriate time ( when one or the other needs the press), and then Jonas will consciously uncouple with his dinner immediately after.
ReplyDeleteMeghan has gained weight in her face. It's hard to fake that.
ReplyDeleteUnless it's fillers. Her brows are now frozen so botox is a definite.. which you can't use whilst pregnant.
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