Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Blind Item #1

The only thing organic that will happen in the pregnancy of the foreign born A- list actress is whatever organic food the surrogate eats.

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  1. Priyanka and Nick J

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    1. Nope, Megan Merkel

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    2. meghan is not foreign born. She was born in California, US

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  2. +1. I hope this movie flops so she can go away.

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  3. lol welcome to hell, nick

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  4. Anonymous7:13 AM

    oh gosh

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  5. She needs a better moon bump than Meghan. You shouldn't have to hold it up all the time.

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  6. Their marriage/post marriage "bliss" pap blitz has been so insufferable. I can't even imagine how annoying these two are going to be once Priyanka actually gets pregnant.

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  7. Jonas needs the money this bad?

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  8. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Priyanka and Nick Jonas. I read this yesterday on DM. At least it provided a good laugh.

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  9. @guesser
    meghan is in DM today - NOT holding baby belly (it is no longer a "bump" people)
    Anyway the article even says that this bodylanguage "shows confidence" - and that it is a concerted effort

    ...because of all the shameful press she has been getting, not over the fake belly - but over he daddy issues which the meany meany press insists upon covering and because her dad is a poopoo head...

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  10. Hey now, there's nothing wrong with surrogacy unless they're exploiting a third world woman and/or murder the surrogate after delivery. Isn't the future fun?

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  11. Oh best believe Priyanka is carrying that baby. She wants to be able to walk around holding her stomach like Meghan does. And don't forget about the photo ops and stories she can get out of being pregnant. The question is how it will get in there, because it won't be naturally.

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  12. Organic cucumbers may play a role cuz you know she ain't getting him all hot and horny.

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  13. I imagine her getting dressed in a football uniform with a helmet and letting him play quarterback. Gay guys have been taking one for the team and knocking up women for thousands of years, nature finds a way.

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  14. @taytay 25. I hope you are kidding. ANYONE can walk around holding a FAKE baby bump!

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    1. True. But most women want the experience of carrying a baby and giving birth. That's the only "organic" thing about this. In Vitro is how this baby is conceived.

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  15. Pretty damn freaky and unnatural shit going down for sure @Brayson.
    Yikes to the future of everything.

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  16. Are they still celebrating their wedding?

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  17. I don't get it (if this is true.) Why would you enter into a fake marriage and fake baby to further your career? I mean, if this is Nick, did he look at how well it did for Kevin? Isn't he a building contractor now?

    Fun Fact: Nick has always dreamed of becoming POTUS. This is why he named his band Nick Jonas and the Administration. Perhaps he is going a B-list version of the Clooney route?

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  19. Oh geez, her phrasing is as obnoxious as Goop’s. I’m sure they will organically mate when they consciously couple at an appropriate time ( when one or the other needs the press), and then Jonas will consciously uncouple with his dinner immediately after.

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  20. Meghan has gained weight in her face. It's hard to fake that.

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    1. Unless it's fillers. Her brows are now frozen so botox is a definite.. which you can't use whilst pregnant.

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