Blind Item #11
The husband of this foreign born permanent A list singer who is A+ list when she has new music released was spotted coming out of a rub and tug a couple miles from the home he shares with his singing wife.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM
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Adele husband
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ReplyDeletePoor Adele
ReplyDelete+2 Adele
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling that she probably doesn’t care. She has her kid and her house in the country
I didn’t even realize they married
ReplyDeleteHey at least he didn't caught having to go to the ATM afterwards like Ralph Fiennes 🤣
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5488051/Ralph-Fiennes-takes-visit-Thai-massage-parlour.html
I was just wondering whether he bumped into Fiennes during the visit, or perhaps at the ATM afterward.
ReplyDeleteIs a divorce approaching ?
ReplyDeletePig
ReplyDeleteJudgmental much?
DeleteIf Adele gave handjobs, this wouldn't have happened.
ReplyDeleteI guessed Adele too!! I finally got one.
ReplyDeleteWhy can’t he just jerk it himself?
ReplyDelete@astra, Maybe he pays for extra.
ReplyDeleteRub n tug, so quaint.
ReplyDeleteAt least he is paying for it.
ReplyDeletePro tip: During the Table Shower at the rub & tug, when she goes to scrub yer ass, lift yer hips off the table. Lets her get in there to clean it real good, plus lets her know it aint yer first rodeo & yer down for a party.
ReplyDeletePro Tip 2: if you are in Atlantic City partying, instead of paying $150+ for a room to just shower in, take a break from the casino between 6 - 8 AM, and hit a rub & tug. For $60 door fee you get cleaned up and rubbed down. Pipe cleaning will run extra. They might look at ya funny when you walk in w/ back pack and bust out toothbrush, deodorant and a change of clothes, but they are whores, so who cares?
I wonder if women ever go to places like this?
ReplyDeleteRosie: i have seen some advertise that they take couples. Never heard from a chick who went. I would enjoy taking a broad and watching her get worked over. I would imagine broads would be fingerbang only, as the Koreans are really careful about exchange of bodily fluids, so eatin puss is probably out of the question.
DeleteIt's funny how long it took for everyone to figure out why asian massage parlors were popping up everywhere. Anything that popular either has food or sex.
ReplyDeleteI like the Adele guess. The only one I can think of who may be another option would be Shakira? She has new music coming out, right? And I think there were rumors about her husband cheating on her.
ReplyDeleteDid we ever come to a consensus on whether or not a HJ was cheating?
ReplyDeleteUgh that pig. Hope she kicks him out with nothing. She should have never married him but damn she wanted that white picket fence life above anything else.
ReplyDelete@rosie, Probably, but in fewer numbers.
ReplyDelete@Huckleberry: IMO, a hj is one of the worst forms of cheating cause a guy can easily do it himself.
ReplyDeleteAquagirl: handy is so clinical and emotionless, it is no more cheating than a broad using a vibrator.
DeleteShakira
ReplyDeleteAstra: Exactly. Why do these cretins go to a jizz-encrusted jack-shack to be serviced by someone who does it clinically? What's wrong with their own hands?
ReplyDeleteHiram: for the chance of a rimjob
DeletePart of getting off is having the equivalent of a slave service you. It’s nice to not have to think of a woman as a human being suffering in thebworst job possibe, but just as a lowly piece of meat woman who has no choice. This extra titillation works especially well when you are married to a powerful or very successful woman.
ReplyDeleteJL: LOL! The Lifetime movie depiction of massage whores. Do you also think Pretty Woman was a documentary and whores dont kiss?
DeleteHello .. its your dick im looking for!!!
ReplyDeleteDJS-the sculpture in that lionel richie video would have been quite different!😂
ReplyDeleteIs there ever gonna be another Adele album? according to the podcast she despises touring and already has a huge bank balance. Kids and booze appear to be her loves these days.
ReplyDelete@Count: at what Jack-Shack in your imagination did you get a rim-job? @Rosie: women don't go to jack-shacks, but they do hire female escorts.
ReplyDeleteHiram: in hobbyist talk a rimjob is known as Asian, because Asian rub & tug whores are famous for them. I havent gotten one every time at a r&t, but probably 50%
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