This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is always cheating on his actress wife. He talked about her last night on a show and still took someone he met at the show back to his hotel.
If I, even just once, managed to bump uglies with Penelope Cruz I wouldn't have time to snake other women, I'd be too busy high giving myself for the rest of my life.
So help me, autocorrect, I'm gonna shove your fucking synonyms so far up your barking spider that you'll be spitting out consonants into your fucking alphabetti spaghetti.
Bardem/Cruz
ReplyDeleteWas he on Kimmel I think?
DeleteOne of the more overrated actors. Don't they have an open marriage though?
ReplyDeleteIs it Deja Vu or did we just have this same blind recently?
ReplyDeleteYes he was on Kimmel.
ReplyDeletethis reads just like the comment i wrote on the ryan/blake blind
ReplyDeleteJust leftovers
ReplyDeleteIf I, even just once, managed to bump uglies with Penelope Cruz I wouldn't have time to snake other women, I'd be too busy high giving myself for the rest of my life.
ReplyDeleteFiving not giving.
ReplyDeleteSo help me, autocorrect, I'm gonna shove your fucking synonyms so far up your barking spider that you'll be spitting out consonants into your fucking alphabetti spaghetti.
LonelyBastard - There are no people on earth who can create better invective than the Irish. Thank you for the brain jolt and the lolz.
ReplyDeleteLol, Flashy, keep fighting the good fight!💻🔫
ReplyDeleteI think there was talk/ defense of this relationship where European was exchanged for "open"
Bardem was on Kimmel and spoke about Cruz
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