Friday, January 25, 2019

Your Turn

How many tattoos do you have? If you don't have one, would you ever consider getting one?

69 comments:

  1. 2 for me. A Phoenix and the grim reaper. Pretty bad ass..... 🙄🤣

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  2. None and never gonna happen.

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  3. I have none but I always wanted a small butterfly on the back of my neck and small orchid on my ankles. Nothing big.

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  4. Anonymous10:05 AM

    None and I never will. You ever see what tattoos look like on old people? It's not pretty. Stretched out, saggy skin with a tat is something that even bleach can't help you unsee.

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  5. I currently have four with plans on getting at least two more. Got my most recent two on my honeymoon. The hubs and I got two sets of matching ones (runes and ogham) but neither of our names, because hard pass on ever doing that. The other two are a green arrow I designed and a semicolon tattoo with the words "I'm still here" next to it.

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  6. Tattoos are for classless people who have given up on life. Don't get me started on women with tats...trashy hussies.

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  7. None & never will. I was away with my niece a few years ago & we convinced the guy in the tattoo parlor to give us fake tattoos. Sent photos to our family & nobody believed it for a second because they know how I feel about them.

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  8. 4 too many. I had 1 session of removal literally 1 week after I got one. Its still there.
    BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! I should have listened to my dad.

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  9. i have 10 right now, and want more. i'd like to end up with a full sleeve on the left arm. love them and they all have very special meaning. all custom. it's art. <3

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  10. 3 so far, plans for a few more when I have more money than I have bills. ;)

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  11. None. I'm the only one of six siblings without tatoos. Both daughters have lots of ink, too. I'm not against it, just have never found anything I like well enough to have on my body for the rest of my life.

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  12. I will not have any tattoos on my body, I think it tacky looking

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  13. Tattoos are gross and violate the body's first defense against disease.

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  14. 6 tats. Love 'em all and wish I could get more but Mrs. Groggy says no, and it's not like I could exactly sneak new one.

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  15. zero tats for me. the creator would have made it standard equipment but h/she didnt want a perfect canvass soiled.

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  16. +1 Groggy

    not like you can hide the new dress amongst the dry cleaning!

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  17. I have five and would consider 1 or 2 more. The rush of getting one is amazing! The pain feels good and is a better alternative than cutting if u are depressed.

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  18. I don't have any. I can't imagine wanting to get one, but who knows, I might change my mind. It'll probably be a sign of a mid-life crisis if I do.

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  19. None and no. They're gross and tacky.

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  20. Two. I want another one, but I don't know what I want.

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  21. Zero, but I want one. Just can't think of what I might want on my body forever. Considered Kurt Vonnegut's asshole because I love all of his books and I can pass it off as a star if a prude asks, but it also might make me look like a teenaged malcontent.

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  22. Two, a parrot on my ankle and a parrot and pocket watch on my back. Parrothead here.

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  23. Tattoos are degenerate.

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  24. Some, they could probably use some touching up.

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  25. Zero and hells no.

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  26. Zero. I could never desecrate this amazing piece of meat that god created.

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  27. A friend of mine refers to tattoos as a "public display of mental illness".

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  28. If I ever serve a jail sentence, I might contemplate getting a tattoo.

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  29. Wow. I have always been in the minority with my lack of tattoos, but I’m too needle phobic to entertain the thought of getting one.

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  30. The Old Testament clearly states tattoos are treyf. What don't you understand?

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  31. Your body is going to rot or burn anyway in the end. Do you really think some higher being gives a sh!t about your wrapper?

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    1. Please tell me you know that was a joke.

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  32. A semi-colon on my wrist. And when I was in my shittiest year (near marital breakdown and other hideous things happening) I got a tattoo inspired by my fave band's record: Worst Case Scenario. Do I regret it? Nah, not at all. I love having it as a (masochistic?) reminder. Will I get more? Maybe.

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  33. 5 and would have more if I had the money. Like full sleeves more. I love ink.

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  34. None.

    Tattoos are stupid.

    Why destroy perfect skin with an ink stain.

    While growing up, a neighbor who was retired from the Navy had 2 ink blotches on his forearms.

    As a kid, I asked what happened to him.

    He replied: "One used to be an anchor; the other was USN.'
    He looked at his arms and said, "I can't remember which was which!"

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  35. None. Perhaps glow in dark tattoos of blood type under arms etc.

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  36. I have a large penis tattooed on my very small penis

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  37. 3! Getting my fourth and fifth one next week! Five is gonna be Ariana grandes dangerous woman mask on my finger.

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  38. lol at the comments. I have my late grandfathers writiing on my arm. TRY to tell me that’s trashy.

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  39. Not on your life, never gonna happen. My skin is just fine unadorned, thank you.

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  40. 14 and counting. I've been getting them for over 20 years.

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  41. The questions should have been, "What were you high on when you got your first tattoo?"

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  42. One, and I got it 40 years ago this month.

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  43. None and never came up with something I wanted permanently. I'm Christian, but God doesn't need proof on my body.

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  44. Anonymous5:22 PM

    One.

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  45. I have two, though one has two pieces.

    My husband has none but has been thinking about it for a long time. He's turning 50 this year so maybe I'll buy it for him for his birthday.

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  46. None, and no. @HeatherBee - I'm needle-phobic too - although that isn't the main reason I won't have tattoos. I have to go back into hospital in a few months for an operation. It's a long story, but I almost died the first time in ICU. I've always been needle-phobic. I'm seeing a CBT therapist who is helping me with my needle-phobia, it will be gradual desensitisation (sp?)
    I think hypnotherapists can help with it too.

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  47. Yiiiiiiikes. So many judgy people on here about tats. How about ‘nope, don’t have any’??? I guarantee none of mine are trashy, but go off, I guess.

    +1 to Stevie Nixed on the semicolon tat!

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  48. None, but I’d like a small white feather on my wrist.

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  49. None and nope. All of my friends have them and I haven't liked a single one of their tats, ever. But you all do you. Your bodies.

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  50. Nope, but thinking of ye olde semicolon. Only hitch being how I'd explain it to my kids.

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  51. @Matt, your kids would absolutely understand it and appreciate it when they're old enough to fully understand your explanation behind the tattoo. If it means a lot to you dude, just go ahead. If they aren't old enough to have the mental health talk with though, just tell them that you just really love grammar.

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  52. The most tatted up people I know, happen to have the most bland and ordinary personalities.

    Tattoos used to be edgy and dangerous, nowadays every drunken moron runs off to get inked. Everybody so desperately want to be different, yet they end up all looking the same.

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  53. I'm gonna get one for my 40th birthday.

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  54. Three. I might be old, but my body is HOT. Everyone begs to see the one on my arse. I just make them wait until summer when I'm in my foxy bikini. Mr Meat has none though. He's the classy one in the family.

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  55. i am a classless, tacky, godless, gross, degenerate, self-worshipping, mentally ill, stupid, moronic hussy with multiple tattoos on my saggy, shriveled-up old body. i will be getting more tats anytime i damned well please because i already cannot get into heaven with all this ink. the good and godly people in this thread should start a movement to put good and godly people in front of all tattoo parlors so they can warn people of the dangers of tattoos.

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  56. Got the date of my grandfathers death day on my forearm. If I'm getting another one it would also need to be something with a really big meaning to me

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  57. 17 sorta. They all mean something and are tasteful as I work in an office. Lets see. I have a semicolon on my thumb, and an ankh on my middle finger of my left hand, that was hubby's and I's 10th anniversary tattoo. I have a blue Jay on my right wrist, fave bird, and hubby's nickname, I have an Axe/Rose on my left forearm for my grandkids, Axel and Rose. I have both forearms tattooed at the wrist area as I used to be a cutter, It reminds me.
    I have my dogs paw on my ankle, and on the top of my right foot a little devil fishing, for my grandson Axel, and the left foot is a gorgeous Owl for my grandaughter Rose again. hmm. I have a piece of Myakka art on one calf and a bloody red riding hood on the other, as well as a tribal style horse, my totem animal. I have a few more, but I am too tired to type about them. lol.
    My husband is an artist and tattoos, So i get new ones when i feel the need. I need to finish off my owl piece before WElcome to Rockville.

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  58. Too many to count almost cover

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  59. people on here are more disgusting than any supposed tattoo

    we're literally on a website about how trashy people can be

    people who do really disgusting degenerate things

    but getting a tattoo that means something to you equates to being mentally ill? fuck off you pretentious pricks

    guy doesn't like my tattoos? i'll just get MORE.

    i think the people calling tattoos trashy have clearly never seen many. there are such beautiful tattoos that are literally art.

    cunts

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