None and I never will. You ever see what tattoos look like on old people? It's not pretty. Stretched out, saggy skin with a tat is something that even bleach can't help you unsee.
I currently have four with plans on getting at least two more. Got my most recent two on my honeymoon. The hubs and I got two sets of matching ones (runes and ogham) but neither of our names, because hard pass on ever doing that. The other two are a green arrow I designed and a semicolon tattoo with the words "I'm still here" next to it.
None & never will. I was away with my niece a few years ago & we convinced the guy in the tattoo parlor to give us fake tattoos. Sent photos to our family & nobody believed it for a second because they know how I feel about them.
i have 10 right now, and want more. i'd like to end up with a full sleeve on the left arm. love them and they all have very special meaning. all custom. it's art. <3
None. I'm the only one of six siblings without tatoos. Both daughters have lots of ink, too. I'm not against it, just have never found anything I like well enough to have on my body for the rest of my life.
I have five and would consider 1 or 2 more. The rush of getting one is amazing! The pain feels good and is a better alternative than cutting if u are depressed.
Zero, but I want one. Just can't think of what I might want on my body forever. Considered Kurt Vonnegut's asshole because I love all of his books and I can pass it off as a star if a prude asks, but it also might make me look like a teenaged malcontent.
A semi-colon on my wrist. And when I was in my shittiest year (near marital breakdown and other hideous things happening) I got a tattoo inspired by my fave band's record: Worst Case Scenario. Do I regret it? Nah, not at all. I love having it as a (masochistic?) reminder. Will I get more? Maybe.
None, and no. @HeatherBee - I'm needle-phobic too - although that isn't the main reason I won't have tattoos. I have to go back into hospital in a few months for an operation. It's a long story, but I almost died the first time in ICU. I've always been needle-phobic. I'm seeing a CBT therapist who is helping me with my needle-phobia, it will be gradual desensitisation (sp?) I think hypnotherapists can help with it too.
@Matt, your kids would absolutely understand it and appreciate it when they're old enough to fully understand your explanation behind the tattoo. If it means a lot to you dude, just go ahead. If they aren't old enough to have the mental health talk with though, just tell them that you just really love grammar.
The most tatted up people I know, happen to have the most bland and ordinary personalities.
Tattoos used to be edgy and dangerous, nowadays every drunken moron runs off to get inked. Everybody so desperately want to be different, yet they end up all looking the same.
Three. I might be old, but my body is HOT. Everyone begs to see the one on my arse. I just make them wait until summer when I'm in my foxy bikini. Mr Meat has none though. He's the classy one in the family.
i am a classless, tacky, godless, gross, degenerate, self-worshipping, mentally ill, stupid, moronic hussy with multiple tattoos on my saggy, shriveled-up old body. i will be getting more tats anytime i damned well please because i already cannot get into heaven with all this ink. the good and godly people in this thread should start a movement to put good and godly people in front of all tattoo parlors so they can warn people of the dangers of tattoos.
17 sorta. They all mean something and are tasteful as I work in an office. Lets see. I have a semicolon on my thumb, and an ankh on my middle finger of my left hand, that was hubby's and I's 10th anniversary tattoo. I have a blue Jay on my right wrist, fave bird, and hubby's nickname, I have an Axe/Rose on my left forearm for my grandkids, Axel and Rose. I have both forearms tattooed at the wrist area as I used to be a cutter, It reminds me. I have my dogs paw on my ankle, and on the top of my right foot a little devil fishing, for my grandson Axel, and the left foot is a gorgeous Owl for my grandaughter Rose again. hmm. I have a piece of Myakka art on one calf and a bloody red riding hood on the other, as well as a tribal style horse, my totem animal. I have a few more, but I am too tired to type about them. lol. My husband is an artist and tattoos, So i get new ones when i feel the need. I need to finish off my owl piece before WElcome to Rockville.
2 for me. A Phoenix and the grim reaper. Pretty bad ass..... 🙄🤣
ReplyDeleteNone and never gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteNone and f*** no.
ReplyDeleteI have none but I always wanted a small butterfly on the back of my neck and small orchid on my ankles. Nothing big.
ReplyDeleteNone and I never will. You ever see what tattoos look like on old people? It's not pretty. Stretched out, saggy skin with a tat is something that even bleach can't help you unsee.
ReplyDeleteI currently have four with plans on getting at least two more. Got my most recent two on my honeymoon. The hubs and I got two sets of matching ones (runes and ogham) but neither of our names, because hard pass on ever doing that. The other two are a green arrow I designed and a semicolon tattoo with the words "I'm still here" next to it.
ReplyDeleteTattoos are for classless people who have given up on life. Don't get me started on women with tats...trashy hussies.
ReplyDeleteNone & never will. I was away with my niece a few years ago & we convinced the guy in the tattoo parlor to give us fake tattoos. Sent photos to our family & nobody believed it for a second because they know how I feel about them.
ReplyDelete4 too many. I had 1 session of removal literally 1 week after I got one. Its still there.
ReplyDeleteBIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! I should have listened to my dad.
i have 10 right now, and want more. i'd like to end up with a full sleeve on the left arm. love them and they all have very special meaning. all custom. it's art. <3
ReplyDelete3 so far, plans for a few more when I have more money than I have bills. ;)
ReplyDeleteNone. I'm the only one of six siblings without tatoos. Both daughters have lots of ink, too. I'm not against it, just have never found anything I like well enough to have on my body for the rest of my life.
ReplyDeleteI will not have any tattoos on my body, I think it tacky looking
ReplyDeleteTattoos are gross and violate the body's first defense against disease.
ReplyDelete6 tats. Love 'em all and wish I could get more but Mrs. Groggy says no, and it's not like I could exactly sneak new one.
ReplyDeletezero tats for me. the creator would have made it standard equipment but h/she didnt want a perfect canvass soiled.
ReplyDelete+1 Groggy
ReplyDeletenot like you can hide the new dress amongst the dry cleaning!
Ha! Ha!
DeleteZing!
DeleteI have five and would consider 1 or 2 more. The rush of getting one is amazing! The pain feels good and is a better alternative than cutting if u are depressed.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any. I can't imagine wanting to get one, but who knows, I might change my mind. It'll probably be a sign of a mid-life crisis if I do.
ReplyDeleteNone and no. They're gross and tacky.
ReplyDeleteTwo. I want another one, but I don't know what I want.
ReplyDeleteZero, but I want one. Just can't think of what I might want on my body forever. Considered Kurt Vonnegut's asshole because I love all of his books and I can pass it off as a star if a prude asks, but it also might make me look like a teenaged malcontent.
ReplyDeleteTwo, a parrot on my ankle and a parrot and pocket watch on my back. Parrothead here.
ReplyDeleteTattoos are degenerate.
ReplyDeleteNope none never.
ReplyDeleteSome, they could probably use some touching up.
ReplyDeleteZero and hells no.
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ReplyDeleteZero. I could never desecrate this amazing piece of meat that god created.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine refers to tattoos as a "public display of mental illness".
ReplyDeleteIf I ever serve a jail sentence, I might contemplate getting a tattoo.
ReplyDeleteWow. I have always been in the minority with my lack of tattoos, but I’m too needle phobic to entertain the thought of getting one.
ReplyDeleteThe Old Testament clearly states tattoos are treyf. What don't you understand?
ReplyDeleteYour body is going to rot or burn anyway in the end. Do you really think some higher being gives a sh!t about your wrapper?
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you know that was a joke.
DeleteA semi-colon on my wrist. And when I was in my shittiest year (near marital breakdown and other hideous things happening) I got a tattoo inspired by my fave band's record: Worst Case Scenario. Do I regret it? Nah, not at all. I love having it as a (masochistic?) reminder. Will I get more? Maybe.
ReplyDelete5 and would have more if I had the money. Like full sleeves more. I love ink.
ReplyDeleteNone.
ReplyDeleteTattoos are stupid.
Why destroy perfect skin with an ink stain.
While growing up, a neighbor who was retired from the Navy had 2 ink blotches on his forearms.
As a kid, I asked what happened to him.
He replied: "One used to be an anchor; the other was USN.'
He looked at his arms and said, "I can't remember which was which!"
None. Perhaps glow in dark tattoos of blood type under arms etc.
ReplyDeletezero and no.
ReplyDeleteNone, no.
ReplyDeleteNone and NO.
ReplyDeleteI have a large penis tattooed on my very small penis
ReplyDelete1
ReplyDelete3! Getting my fourth and fifth one next week! Five is gonna be Ariana grandes dangerous woman mask on my finger.
ReplyDeletelol at the comments. I have my late grandfathers writiing on my arm. TRY to tell me that’s trashy.
ReplyDeleteNot on your life, never gonna happen. My skin is just fine unadorned, thank you.
ReplyDelete14 and counting. I've been getting them for over 20 years.
ReplyDeleteThe questions should have been, "What were you high on when you got your first tattoo?"
ReplyDeleteOne, and I got it 40 years ago this month.
ReplyDeleteNone and never came up with something I wanted permanently. I'm Christian, but God doesn't need proof on my body.
ReplyDeleteOne.
ReplyDeleteI have two, though one has two pieces.
ReplyDeleteMy husband has none but has been thinking about it for a long time. He's turning 50 this year so maybe I'll buy it for him for his birthday.
None, and no. @HeatherBee - I'm needle-phobic too - although that isn't the main reason I won't have tattoos. I have to go back into hospital in a few months for an operation. It's a long story, but I almost died the first time in ICU. I've always been needle-phobic. I'm seeing a CBT therapist who is helping me with my needle-phobia, it will be gradual desensitisation (sp?)
ReplyDeleteI think hypnotherapists can help with it too.
Yiiiiiiikes. So many judgy people on here about tats. How about ‘nope, don’t have any’??? I guarantee none of mine are trashy, but go off, I guess.
ReplyDelete+1 to Stevie Nixed on the semicolon tat!
None, but I’d like a small white feather on my wrist.
ReplyDeleteNone and nope. All of my friends have them and I haven't liked a single one of their tats, ever. But you all do you. Your bodies.
ReplyDeleteNope, but thinking of ye olde semicolon. Only hitch being how I'd explain it to my kids.
ReplyDelete@Matt, your kids would absolutely understand it and appreciate it when they're old enough to fully understand your explanation behind the tattoo. If it means a lot to you dude, just go ahead. If they aren't old enough to have the mental health talk with though, just tell them that you just really love grammar.
ReplyDeleteThe most tatted up people I know, happen to have the most bland and ordinary personalities.
ReplyDeleteTattoos used to be edgy and dangerous, nowadays every drunken moron runs off to get inked. Everybody so desperately want to be different, yet they end up all looking the same.
I'm gonna get one for my 40th birthday.
ReplyDeleteThree. I might be old, but my body is HOT. Everyone begs to see the one on my arse. I just make them wait until summer when I'm in my foxy bikini. Mr Meat has none though. He's the classy one in the family.
ReplyDeletei am a classless, tacky, godless, gross, degenerate, self-worshipping, mentally ill, stupid, moronic hussy with multiple tattoos on my saggy, shriveled-up old body. i will be getting more tats anytime i damned well please because i already cannot get into heaven with all this ink. the good and godly people in this thread should start a movement to put good and godly people in front of all tattoo parlors so they can warn people of the dangers of tattoos.
ReplyDeleteGot the date of my grandfathers death day on my forearm. If I'm getting another one it would also need to be something with a really big meaning to me
ReplyDelete17 sorta. They all mean something and are tasteful as I work in an office. Lets see. I have a semicolon on my thumb, and an ankh on my middle finger of my left hand, that was hubby's and I's 10th anniversary tattoo. I have a blue Jay on my right wrist, fave bird, and hubby's nickname, I have an Axe/Rose on my left forearm for my grandkids, Axel and Rose. I have both forearms tattooed at the wrist area as I used to be a cutter, It reminds me.
ReplyDeleteI have my dogs paw on my ankle, and on the top of my right foot a little devil fishing, for my grandson Axel, and the left foot is a gorgeous Owl for my grandaughter Rose again. hmm. I have a piece of Myakka art on one calf and a bloody red riding hood on the other, as well as a tribal style horse, my totem animal. I have a few more, but I am too tired to type about them. lol.
My husband is an artist and tattoos, So i get new ones when i feel the need. I need to finish off my owl piece before WElcome to Rockville.
Too many to count almost cover
ReplyDeletepeople on here are more disgusting than any supposed tattoo
ReplyDeletewe're literally on a website about how trashy people can be
people who do really disgusting degenerate things
but getting a tattoo that means something to you equates to being mentally ill? fuck off you pretentious pricks
guy doesn't like my tattoos? i'll just get MORE.
i think the people calling tattoos trashy have clearly never seen many. there are such beautiful tattoos that are literally art.
cunts