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If a Jurassic Park existed, would you visit.
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ReplyDeleteLol, Dad Jokes from Candy.
Deleteabsolutly yes
ReplyDeleteWhy do they never just stick to herbivores? It's always the carnivores eating all the tourists.
ReplyDeleteNah, never went through a dinosaur phase
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd prefer seeing giant sloths, how adorable would that be?
ReplyDeleteNah barely went to the zoo that was within walking distance of one of my old homes and it was free.
ReplyDeleteNo way.
ReplyDeleteChaos always........finds a way.
ReplyDeleteOf course.
ReplyDelete100% yes. I still get chills at the first dinosaur reveal in the movie.
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeletehell yes! i remember seeing the movie in the theater. i came out and expected to see dinos walking around. so cool!
ReplyDeleteNo!
ReplyDelete@Brayson87
ReplyDeleteactually, sloths scare me. lol
Any living creature in a zoo environment is unacceptable. This practice only shows the arrogance and lack of evolution of the human race.
ReplyDelete@Jon
ReplyDeletewhile i almost agree with you, i believe in some instances, zoos help to preserve species. i don't like the thought of a zoo at all.
i do love what we have here in Colorado called The Wild Animal Sanctuary.
https://www.wildanimalsanctuary.org/
they have rescued hundreds of animals from zoos, mistreatment, etc. they have almost 10,000 acres for these animals to roam. i knew this guy when he had two tigers, a leopard and a lion cub in the back yard of his home. now it's grown to this.
these beauties are happy and cared for.
Yes, you are correct that zoos sometimes save lives...however, in this hypothetical Jurassic Park scenario they would be creating life with the sole purpose of imprisoning it.
DeleteSure. With my gf. She can't run fast.
ReplyDelete@Me
ReplyDeletei shouldn't have laughed. but i did. out loud.
Absolutely, I would love to be eaten by a dinosaur
ReplyDelete@raven, well they're obviously more highly evolved than we are, but they don't seem to be a threat. Did you know that sloths are faster swimmers than walkers? :)
ReplyDelete@L, sounds like Taken by the T-Rex lol
ReplyDeletehttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18628458-taken-by-the-t-rex
"There was nothing in the entire world apart from this grunting, grinding, growling lizard and Drin,"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica
@Brayson87, not really what i meant, but you just introduced me to a whole new genre. Just look at this review:
ReplyDelete"If, like me, you were wondering how sex with a T-Rex would even be possible, what with the size and all, I'm happy to report that it's not. Unhappily, it turns out that it is possible to wank one off. Drin won't get her Happy-Ever-After with this dude though, as he's a love 'em and leave 'em kinda guy and buggers off as soon as he's done, leaving Drin covered in his goo and leaving me feeling like Ace Ventura..."
Heck yes.
ReplyDeleteFuck yes and i would want to work there as well.
ReplyDeleteIt depends if it is a joint venture of the national tank museum and the NRA or the usual bunch of non-paranoids , who can't understand the concept of man sized bunkers and invincible gun choppers.🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
ReplyDeleteFuck yes I would! That would be rad.
ReplyDeleteJon, the deep thinking poop stain, has spoken.
ReplyDeleteOMG YESSSSSSS!!!!!!
ReplyDeletefuck yeah
ReplyDeleteYuck no, and sloths are gross - I'm with you Raven
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool to see.
ReplyDeleteDoes it cost as much as Disneyland?
ReplyDeleteHell yes
ReplyDeleteYeppers
ReplyDeleteOh hell no I don’t like that stuff at all.. I didn’t like Disney as a child and I detest it as an adult.
ReplyDeleteI still don’t like at all and I happy to say, I’m never going back again
Yes! With a shotgun!
ReplyDeleteOnly if I were suicidal.
ReplyDeleteyeah I'd go.. but the first sign of Alan Grant and im outta there ..trouble always follows that fucker around
ReplyDeleteHell yeah. Except there would probably just be two versions:
ReplyDeleteA fun one with close up Dino experiences but the risk would be so high you’d have to be extremely rich
One average ppl could mostly afford but because so many ppl visit, it has to be really tame and thus not very much fun
Dinosaurs weren't a thing when I was a kid - so, no.
ReplyDeleteYES! I was never a dinossaur kid, but the wonder behind it wouldn't age. I'd collect all my money to try and visit them one day, if people somehow brought them back in a park.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you make a funny post about Jurassic Park and accuse the director of being one of the biggest predators alive?
ReplyDelete