Meth..casual weekend party favor turned into a an everyday waking nightmare.that was 26 years ago and there are parts of me that still have not recovered
Eat fish because I hate fish,but everyone thinks they cook fish the best.. BS if u don’t like the smell, look, and taste od something.. Stop trying to get me to try something I never ate as a child.. Giveme shrimp or oyster, crab claws, lobster that’s what I like
Where to begin - oh boy confessions of a middle aged suburban lady
Drugs - did a lot of acid and even had a stint freebasing coke. We were insane and broke into cars to steal radar detectors to pay for it. I am still so guilty over it
Drink and Drive - thankfully never hurt myself or anyone else but did smash into a parked car once and took off and was never caught. Gorgeous sports car. Again the guilt haunts me till this day. It was brand new so I am hoping and assuming they had great insurance on it.
Buy a timeshare or vacation club (looking at you Disney!)
Put myself into dangerous situations drinking - was raped twice
Create really bad spending and credit habits - just finally filed for Chapter 13 and hopefully turning over a new leaf
Get bullied - I was horribly bullied as a child and wish I'd stood up for myself
Be mean to my parents and brother - lost them when they were too young and miss them all terribly and regret every fight I ever had with any of them. Things that were said I can never take back (even though we were at peace when they died - just wish I wasn't such a bitch all the time)
Stop taking my meds - I've caused many an uproar trying to go off my antidepressants - forget it - not worth it - I'll take them for life now
Getting a flu shot while taking Prednisone (was in hospital for pnumonia after that and convince there was a link
Being in an abusive relationship with someone thinking he was abusive because he loved me so much (not physical abuse just mental)
Not that I often have . But it’s a waste of time. Also always tell your loved ones,you love them. Not telling them is “something I would never do again”
@Ice Angel - Good wishes to you. You've been through a lot. Sending a virtual hug & keep strong.
What I won't do again (I hope!) is smoke. I was a heavy smoker for years. I stopped when I was in hospital last January on life support.
The only time I regretted stopping and really wanting to smoke was last month when I had to put my little cat to sleep. I hadn't had her for long and she was old but I rescued her from outside - she was doing well but then the vet told me she had cancer. It was managed, but she went downhill quickly. I was so upset & still am. I just got her ashes back and will scatter them outside in the Spring under the tree where she used to sunbathe.
I feel like the odd man out: The smartest move I ever made was marry the woman who is still with me 40+ years later. If something happens to her (or us), nobody else could hold a candle to her. I won't marry again for that reason.
3. Deal with certain relatives. My father is dying as we speak but other relatives are stepping up their shameful behavior. They can't wait for him to die.
Get married
ReplyDeleteTake Acid
ReplyDeleteget married.
ReplyDeletewomp womp
Get a tattoo.
ReplyDeleteOne on my ribs is tiny and an outline but hurt like hell.
*high five Ksmith*
ReplyDeletePoop at a public restroom! I will go hungry for a whole day rather than pooping at public restroom!
ReplyDeleteBelieve the media
ReplyDeleteHigh five Roque!!! 🖐
ReplyDeleteThis week.
ReplyDeleteDrink before noon. Or after 1am.
ReplyDeleteBikram Yoga
ReplyDeleteGet married! I just don't choose well.
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ReplyDeleteBe born.
ReplyDeleteRide on a bus from New Orleans to Indiana.
ReplyDeletebe in a D/s relationship
ReplyDeleteI'm on the "get married" train.
ReplyDeleteChase a man
ReplyDeleteEnter a Chuck-E-Cheese for any reason.
ReplyDelete+1111111111111
DeletePass out in a pool of vomit in the Fox Theater
ReplyDeleteGo to Epcot.
ReplyDelete+1 Super Comic, f*ck reincarnation. Whether it's a higher plane or oblivion no way am I coming back to this gutter planet. ;)
ReplyDeleteDrink neat 50% vodka mixed with vitamin c tablets.
ReplyDelete- Go to Times Square on New Year's Eve
ReplyDelete- Eat meat, pork or poultry
- Vote straight ticket
Go to a high school reunion.
ReplyDeleteNever again.
=)
@Natalie Fike... you're doing it wrong. :)
ReplyDeleteGet married
ReplyDeletenever trusting men again. That's for sure.
ReplyDeletedrink tequila
ReplyDeleteZumba.. total sh*t show in those classes.
ReplyDeleteEat soup from community pots.. the ladle slurping videos make me want to vom.
Go to art school
ReplyDeleteAnal
ReplyDeleteDrink Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps.
ReplyDeleteMeth..casual weekend party favor turned into a an everyday waking nightmare.that was 26 years ago and there are parts of me that still have not recovered
ReplyDeleteWish to be famous
ReplyDeleteWipe my butt with poison ivy.
ReplyDeleteI will never again quit smoking weed.
ReplyDeleteI did that from paranoia because I had children but they are adults now. Big mistake.
Go on vacation with my in laws
ReplyDeleteCocaine.
ReplyDeleteHave two or more puppies at the same time. 😂🤣
ReplyDeleteLive with my sister. x.x
ReplyDeleteAddictive prescriptions that start with X
ReplyDeleteEat meat, do illegal drugs ( meth specifically), trust overly friendly people.
ReplyDeleteMarry someone who is not an orphan!
ReplyDelete@Jeff splatford
ReplyDeletegood on you for sobriety. meth is a bastard
Eat fish because I hate fish,but everyone thinks they cook fish the best.. BS if u don’t like the smell, look, and taste od something..
ReplyDeleteStop trying to get me to try something I never ate as a child.. Giveme shrimp or oyster, crab claws, lobster that’s what I like
Take MDMA. It’s so not worth it.
ReplyDeleteWhere to begin - oh boy confessions of a middle aged suburban lady
ReplyDeleteDrugs - did a lot of acid and even had a stint freebasing coke. We were insane and broke into cars to steal radar detectors to pay for it. I am still so guilty over it
Drink and Drive - thankfully never hurt myself or anyone else but did smash into a parked car once and took off and was never caught. Gorgeous sports car. Again the guilt haunts me till this day. It was brand new so I am hoping and assuming they had great insurance on it.
Buy a timeshare or vacation club (looking at you Disney!)
Put myself into dangerous situations drinking - was raped twice
Create really bad spending and credit habits - just finally filed for Chapter 13 and hopefully turning over a new leaf
Get bullied - I was horribly bullied as a child and wish I'd stood up for myself
Be mean to my parents and brother - lost them when they were too young and miss them all terribly and regret every fight I ever had with any of them. Things that were said I can never take back (even though we were at peace when they died - just wish I wasn't such a bitch all the time)
Stop taking my meds - I've caused many an uproar trying to go off my antidepressants - forget it - not worth it - I'll take them for life now
Getting a flu shot while taking Prednisone (was in hospital for pnumonia after that and convince there was a link
Being in an abusive relationship with someone thinking he was abusive because he loved me so much (not physical abuse just mental)
Drink alcohol
ReplyDeleteGo on a rollercoaster.
ReplyDeleteGo on a 14 day Caribbean cruise with a man I’m not crazy about.
ReplyDeleteSalvia
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Dear. Baby. Jesus.
DeleteThis.
I can't believe no one has said smoke cigarettes. That would be mine.
ReplyDeleteSMOKE.
ReplyDeleteAny kind of serious white water rafting.
ReplyDelete@Aris-thanks for the reminder yes - smoking!!! I only vape now and feel LOTS better!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit French Press, 14 days is about a week too long with somebody you're not mad about.
ReplyDeletebelieve anything on this site
ReplyDelete@Aris, well to be fair it's stuff people will never do again, no matter the situation. If the ship is going down, smoke'em if you've got'em. ;)
ReplyDeleteGet married. Once was enough!
ReplyDeletedrink and drunk text
ReplyDeleteTake laxatives the day before Bonaroo.
ReplyDeleteHave kids.
ReplyDeleteDoubt the universe
ReplyDeleteNot that I often have . But it’s a waste of time.
DeleteAlso always tell your loved ones,you love them. Not telling them is “something I would never do again”
@Ice Angel - Good wishes to you. You've been through a lot. Sending a virtual hug & keep strong.
ReplyDeleteWhat I won't do again (I hope!) is smoke. I was a heavy smoker for years. I stopped when I was in hospital last January on life support.
The only time I regretted stopping and really wanting to smoke was last month when I had to put my little cat to sleep. I hadn't had her for long and she was old but I rescued her from outside - she was doing well but then the vet told me she had cancer. It was managed, but she went downhill quickly. I was so upset & still am. I just got her ashes back and will scatter them outside in the Spring under the tree where she used to sunbathe.
Definitely smoking. Quit many years ago. Quitting was hard, but so worth it.
ReplyDeleteAcid. Probably.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I will also never get married again, but that's because I found my lobster. :)
Kimberley what you did for that little kitty was the best thing that could have happened to her. I hope you take comfort in that. I ❤️ your ❤️.
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ReplyDeleteRaft over Crystal Rapids in the Grand Canyon. Next time I'm walking around it!
Spend time in Florida.
ReplyDeleteCrack. Worst drug ever.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the odd man out: The smartest move I ever made was marry the woman who is still with me 40+ years later. If something happens to her (or us), nobody else could hold a candle to her. I won't marry again for that reason.
ReplyDeleteNever date another redhead.
ReplyDeleteanal
ReplyDeleteNever date clingy men .. so annoying..eye roll
ReplyDelete@ :| raven |: ~thanks and Much love to you and yours
ReplyDelete1. Ride a roller coaster.
ReplyDelete2. Consume things I know I am allergic to.
3. Deal with certain relatives. My father is dying as we speak but other relatives are stepping up their shameful behavior. They can't wait for him to die.
Ugh! Work for a Catholic priest! It's all true you know. Filthy prick faced drunken bastards.
ReplyDeleteHave more kids. I might get married again because my dick has a mind of its own but raising infants past 45 years old is a mistake.
ReplyDeleteGo back to China.
ReplyDeleteDo hard drugs. Blackout drink. Go to Tijuana. Do anything related to heights (now I have a horrible fear of them). Open a new credit card.
ReplyDelete