P - Lupita - from my experiences, dark & fit colored broads got amazing pussies, like a warm, moist vise. I bet Lupita gots magic snatch.
M - Heard - my initial thoughts were to pick Rossum here, so i could finally have some first hand knowledge of the amazing head game Jew broads are said to have, and so i could rough pound Heard's anus to punish her for taking advantage of Capt. Jack Sparrow, but Rossum's dumper won out. Instead i would give Heard a good skull fucking w/ face slas & spitting along with a facial followed by a golden shower to rinse the splooge off of her.
B - Rossum - lovely, soft buttocks on this one. Would make sweet, gentle love to her stinky winker, after using my tongue to show how much i appreciate it.
Before his short program.... perfect description. Nicole's dress looks like a sparkly wetsuit, very uncomfortable. Some serious tailoring is needed on so many of these dresses
Honestly, I love Chalamet. Great actor and he seems to be a nice guy. I get why everyone talks about him. I just hope Hollywood doesn't ruin him. But the Lily-Rose Depp stuff is not a good sign...
Saoirse Ronan is the big winner here, extremely sexy and elegant look. I withdraw my earlier Emma Watson statement. If I was a lesbian I would want Saoirse to be my girlfriend.
Thanks Count! After reading a few more, I figured it out. Glad you’re back (even if for a day). Your decidedly inappropriate comments are generally the ones that make me audibly chuckle (and cringe).
Oh yeah, i have had a hard on demolished due to a broad having a bad case of funky cunt. Ya also have to watch out for black whores who freshen up the puss and dont scrub the ass. Only times i have squished the buttocks together during doggy, instead of spreading em apart to watch.
I love Timothee Chalamet and think he looked great, he usually wears something a little off-beat or edgey but always tasteful and age-appropriate. Totally fine for the GGs. And the harness was designed by Louis Vuitton, so no cheap gimmick.
Claire Foy is too pale to rock that yellow. Same with Rachel Brosnahan it just washes them out. I don't mean it in a go-get-an-unhealthy-tan way cause we know it's difficult for them. It's the particular sunshine hue, that as a rule of thumb they should avoid. Not all fashion trend trains are meant to be boarded.
Timothee Chalamet before his short program.
Nicole Kidman
Anne Hathaway
Emmy Rossum
Julianne Moore
Claire Foy
Lupita Nyong'o
Amber Heard
Chalamet is into bondage?
ReplyDelete@moose i was just about to ask...what the fuck is he wearing...is it a harness....gun holders....im confused
ReplyDeleteMost of the ladies' gowns look ill-fitting.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman's dress makes me uncomfortable just looking at it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Armie Hammer into bondage? Well, maybe Chalamet wore it for him. Too bad he wasn't there...
ReplyDeleteSome top notch fuck meat up on here.
ReplyDeleteP - Lupita - from my experiences, dark & fit colored broads got amazing pussies, like a warm, moist vise. I bet Lupita gots magic snatch.
M - Heard - my initial thoughts were to pick Rossum here, so i could finally have some first hand knowledge of the amazing head game Jew broads are said to have, and so i could rough pound Heard's anus to punish her for taking advantage of Capt. Jack Sparrow, but Rossum's dumper won out. Instead i would give Heard a good skull fucking w/ face slas & spitting along with a facial followed by a golden shower to rinse the splooge off of her.
B - Rossum - lovely, soft buttocks on this one. Would make sweet, gentle love to her stinky winker, after using my tongue to show how much i appreciate it.
Get this Racist off of here!!!!
DeleteRacist? Bitch you crazy!
DeleteLove the Royal Blue color of Lupita's dress, but I'm not feeling her eyeshadow.
ReplyDeleteSaiorise looks like herself again, as opposed to the new Vogue spread where she looks....like someone else.
I loved Tootsie’s - I mean Nicole’s dress!
ReplyDeleteThat's where I've seen that dress! Looked better on Tootsie.
DeleteBefore his short program.... perfect description. Nicole's dress looks like a sparkly wetsuit, very uncomfortable. Some serious tailoring is needed on so many of these dresses
ReplyDeleteI don't get all the Chalmet buzz. He looks like a low rent Jonas brother.
ReplyDeleteI think it’s bc his role in Call me by your name was so great. He’s really charismatic onscreen in all his parts.
DeleteIs Timothee wearing a baby carrier? What the hell ia going on here
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I love Chalamet. Great actor and he seems to be a nice guy. I get why everyone talks about him. I just hope Hollywood doesn't ruin him. But the Lily-Rose Depp stuff is not a good sign...
ReplyDeleteSaoirse Ronan is the big winner here, extremely sexy and elegant look. I withdraw my earlier Emma Watson statement. If I was a lesbian I would want Saoirse to be my girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteTimmmotheeeee annoys the piss out of me.
ReplyDeleteUgh... someone's gonna have to tell me what P-M-B stands for. It was Fuck-Marry-Kill in my neck of the woods.
ReplyDeletePlease don't encourage the tedious bore
DeletePussy/Mouth/Butt
DeleteThanks Count! After reading a few more, I figured it out. Glad you’re back (even if for a day). Your decidedly inappropriate comments are generally the ones that make me audibly chuckle (and cringe).
DeleteI think Chalamet just came out of the closet withthat outfit.
ReplyDeleteHeisenburger- it's not really something that you should take up brain space for. It's stupid & gross.
ReplyDeleteYou think females are gross?
DeleteOh yeah, i have had a hard on demolished due to a broad having a bad case of funky cunt. Ya also have to watch out for black whores who freshen up the puss and dont scrub the ass. Only times i have squished the buttocks together during doggy, instead of spreading em apart to watch.
DeleteWhat was Ann Hathaway thinking? Saiorise looks great! Amber clearly can’t afford the hair & make-up people that Depp used to pay for.
ReplyDeleteLove that snark, Ent!
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman - going to have a big-ass cup of tea, or is it a mace?
Oh, and that dress makes Claire Foy look *tiny* (though she probably is). Interesting that she wrote "x2" on her ribbon ...
ReplyDeleteI love Timothee Chalamet and think he looked great, he usually wears something a little off-beat or edgey but always tasteful and age-appropriate. Totally fine for the GGs. And the harness was designed by Louis Vuitton, so no cheap gimmick.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the deal with the gown fashions this year? Most of the women have terrible dresses. I don't like Amber Heard, but I like her dress the most.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Amber wearing?
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ReplyDeleteAmber Heard looks dreadful.
Hair like a wind tunnel.
Dress hangs crooked.
But then, she is also crooked.
Claire Foy is too pale to rock that yellow. Same with Rachel Brosnahan it just washes them out. I don't mean it in a go-get-an-unhealthy-tan way cause we know it's difficult for them. It's the particular sunshine hue, that as a rule of thumb they should avoid. Not all fashion trend trains are meant to be boarded.
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