I figure if you donated a kidney, the least I can do for Francia Raisa is put her at the top of a section.
Jamie Lee Curtis
Laura Dern
Sandra Oh and Andy Samberg
Kate Mara
Heidi Klum
Sofia Carson
Always a groomsman, never a groom for Darren Criss.
I know that Jamie Lee Curtis is doing the "natural ageing" thing, but she looks waaaay older than 60, which is her actual age. Sorry Jamie Lee, but you could pass for 80 here.
ReplyDeleteFor a man, she's not aging well.
DeleteP - Mara - would dress her up as a Keebler Elf, then play with her cookie.
ReplyDeleteM - Curtis - wanna knock gumjob off the bucket list, so i'd have her pop the dentures out.
B - Oh - none of the massage whores give up the butt, so i havent had Asian anal.
Sorry, but Heidi looks like one of those Barbie crochet toilet paper cover things.
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee looked pretty. Kate "it takes a lot of money to look that cheap" Mara....just NO! Heidi looks ridiculously try-hard.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell whether I like JLC's hairdo or if it makes her look too much like Brigitte Nielsen back in the day
ReplyDeleteChriss with the watch placement!
ReplyDeleteI think its her skin texture @Montana. Nothing wrong with Renova and sunscreen. KM, that dress is not for you and Heidi-just cause your dating a younger guy does not mean u need to wear a dress from Forever 21. Francia's dress is cute. Too bad she allegedly banged the Beibs. Ewww
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern looks lovely! I kinda like Kate’s weird dress, except for the doily-part at the bottom
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I could work Kmart better than this presumed haute couture
ReplyDeleteIf Heidi were still on Project Runway, I’d say one of the contestants made her dress.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jamie Lee Curtis was Bridgette Nielsen
ReplyDeleteKate mara hiding a bump ?
ReplyDeleteMara looks like her dress was a kindergarten project. Are the straps and trim made of pipe cleaners? Jamie Lee Curtis and Laura Dern can do no wrong to me. And I loooooooved when Sandra Oh thanked her parents last night. So sweet!
ReplyDeleteWho did Jamie Lee's makeup? THAT is the problem. It is terrible. She would have looked fine otherwise.
ReplyDeleteJLC Probably did. Cannot see her primping before a show. Tomboyish look.
DeleteThis set was showing promise until it got to Oh and it went way downhill from there.
ReplyDeleteInteresting group. I'm going to give this one to Sofia Carson, her dress is the most interesting. It's like a black dress with a fence on top that says "No Kenny Ortega my body is not your property!"
ReplyDeleteKate Mara looks like she'd associate with people raised in COG.
Lol Brayson...good one!
Deletejesus, is everyone blind????? sandra oh's dresses were good but the others are just NOT.
ReplyDeleteSandra Oh - group winner and winner of the night.
ReplyDeleteJLC looks scary! Wasn’t there a recent blind about her husband sleeping with a man? On this page I’ll have to go with Laura Dern.
ReplyDeleteI love JamieLee’s outfit
ReplyDeleteI was referring to her face & hair.
DeleteDarren Criss's jacket is very well made, matches very nicely over the stitching on the shoulders.
ReplyDeleteOh Heidi...not your best look.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Jamie Lee Curtis! She looks great!
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like she was separated at birth from Malcolm MacDowell
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ReplyDeleteJamie looks angry. actually. Is she ever seen with her husband?
Angry and unhappy.