P - Berry - at this point, she as old as she is crazy, but it is well established that crazy broads throw some amazing pussy on ya. Also hoping the "black dont crack" deal keeping the poontang nice and youthful.
M - Metz - big women suck good dick
B - Felicity - bitch look like she need a reminder of what it's like to poop
Funny that Metz called Alison Brie a bitch while her mic was hot. If you have a mic on, assume it is. Just ask the pussy grabber. Someone that big and unhealthy shouldn't be throwing shade- on purpose!
Octavia Spencer and Janelle Monae look fabulous. Debra Messing's crazy ass is approaching Blohan spray tan territory. Keri Russell needs to gain about 10 pounds.
why don't they just start wearing skirts and nothing else? they may as well. i think keri russell looks beautiful but nobody wants to see her tits and that dress would look better with some of that gap closed.
Metz's dress only highlighted how humongous she was. Good good she looked like a rectangle. I saw a photo of her last April looking like she was starting to become just regular obese not morbidly, and now she's gained all of it back and then some.
You don't get that big eating fruits and vegetables with every meal that's all I have to say.
It helps that Janney is 6+ft and thin as a rail. She can wear off the rack and look marvelous. How she looks nearly the same as 25 years ago is sheer witchery.
Keri Russell
Janelle Monae
Debra Messing
Chrissy Metz
Halle Berry
Amy Poehler
Allison Janney
Maya Rudolph
So anyone who didn't attend, we can safely assume, was eaten by Debra Messing or Amy Poehler.
ReplyDeleteJanelle Monae's dress is fun, creative. I like it.
ReplyDeleteNot feeling the other ladies. Keri Russell looks way too skinny, and Halle looks beat.
Octavia's pretty but I think that dress is too young for her, too prom-like, and the color doesn't do her any favors.
P - Berry - at this point, she as old as she is crazy, but it is well established that crazy broads throw some amazing pussy on ya. Also hoping the "black dont crack" deal keeping the poontang nice and youthful.
ReplyDeleteM - Metz - big women suck good dick
B - Felicity - bitch look like she need a reminder of what it's like to poop
Janelle Monae- WHAT the F was that all about?
ReplyDeleteAnd Debra Messing- this wasn't The Oscars, but it's always all about you isn't it?
Halle Berry looked spectacular
ReplyDeleteFunny that Metz called Alison Brie a bitch while her mic was hot. If you have a mic on, assume it is. Just ask the pussy grabber.
ReplyDeleteSomeone that big and unhealthy shouldn't be throwing shade- on purpose!
Does Maya purposely try to look like a grandma with her frumpy dresses all the time? Halle, Octavia, Alison and Keri all look great!
ReplyDeleteOctavia Spencer and Janelle Monae look fabulous. Debra Messing's crazy ass is approaching Blohan spray tan territory. Keri Russell needs to gain about 10 pounds.
ReplyDeleteOctavia is my fav and Halle is a close second. Everyone must be saving the best looks for the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to take the carbs away from that This is Us chick. She’s going to explode.
ReplyDeleteOh an excellent group finally, but Halle Berry wins this one hands down. The pattern, cut and fit of her dress is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what's going on with Janelle, she looks like she's from the wrong side of a 300 movie.
AJ rockin a blue dress!! I like JM Egyptian styled dress. It fits her. She should be Cleopatra not Angelina or any other nob African person
ReplyDeleteNon not nob
Deletewhy don't they just start wearing skirts and nothing else? they may as well. i think keri russell looks beautiful but nobody wants to see her tits and that dress would look better with some of that gap closed.
ReplyDeleteI thought that part of the contract Metz signed is that she would lose weight over the course of the show. Not happening. If anything, she is gaining.
ReplyDeleteAlison Janney looks great! Not so much anyone else.
ReplyDelete+1 Amartel love her. I also love Janelle’s look. It really suits her.
ReplyDeleteHalle looks like she doesn’t know where she is.
Chrissy Metz finally wore a decent dress.
ReplyDeleteThe athlete that's supposedly going to explode on the scene reminds me of Janelle Monae. I've always liked Janelle. Nothing cookie cutter about her.
Chrissy Metz should have got a golden dress then she'd be a golden globe.
ReplyDeleteAllison Janney wow that's a sure winner.
ReplyDeleteMetz's dress only highlighted how humongous she was. Good good she looked like a rectangle. I saw a photo of her last April looking like she was starting to become just regular obese not morbidly, and now she's gained all of it back and then some.
ReplyDeleteYou don't get that big eating fruits and vegetables with every meal that's all I have to say.
Damn, Halle be lookin' fiiiiiiiine.
ReplyDeleteAllison nails her red carpet looks each time. She always stands out. Brava Ms Janney <3
ReplyDeleteIt helps that Janney is 6+ft and thin as a rail. She can wear off the rack and look marvelous. How she looks nearly the same as 25 years ago is sheer witchery.
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