They all look terrible and most of their poses make their clothing look sadder
•Jeannie Mai- leftover material used for the drapes for the Mandarin Oriental's ballroom •Caitriona Balfe- great look, if you were hiding a baby •Richard Gere- wonderful tux. Fix the shirt •Glenn Close- your body looks uncomfortable in that over-starched sheath •Derek Hough- Next time leave the dancing shoes at home •Lucy Liu- paintball factory camo mess •Yvonne Strahovski- Your green coat from Handmaid's Tale looks better •Jodie Comer- an example of a dress designer who kept adding stuff •Bill Hader- pants too long, shirt sleeves not long enough.
P - Strahovski - looks like her slice would be April fresh.
M - Mai - reminds me of the whore who gave me "hot/cold blowie". I have no idea how that whore held water so hot in her mouth, cause it felt like it was parboiling my dick w/ a rubber on.
B - Lui - only broads who age as good as blacks are asians. This one could still get it.
The first true "snapping gyro" i ever had was a whore still blowed out from birth. Upon entry, i realized i was in a hotdog/hallway situation and decided to pound it as fast as possible to get it over with. That thang kept shrinking tighter and tighter until she came and it tried to milk my cock. I held out a few moments more before making a mess in my condom. Amazing vag. Whore broke her own rule and tried to kiss me, but i dodged her, so she would be reminded that she just experienced a whorgasm, not orgasm.
The dress on Caitriona Balfe makes her look too hip-y (and not in a good way). Bill Hader's pants look sloppy (Derek Hough looks nice, though). And in typical Jeannie Mai fashion, she is looking way too extra.
Good Gawd these people agree to look like this ?!?!? Geeesh. Can no one say to them "Ummm, NO!" Women look like damned cows! And men, NO, pants that are too damned long and all mashed up at the bottom make you look like shit! And lazy.
I'm going to give this one to Jeannie Mai, I like the pattern. Everybody else kind of looks like prom night. Except Glenn Close, that's the dress she'll be buried in. Because it looks like a body bag.
some of the ugliest dresses last night in a very long time, IMO. just awful. this velvet, huge butt number on some person i've never heard of is an abomination. no mirrors in her house?
Caitriona is pretty but she regularly goes out of her way to look ridiculous. They all do this sooner or later but she does it on the regular. Maybe she thinks that she's so gorgeous it just won't matter or that her inner beauty will shine through and plus she's probably getting paid to walk around and get photographed in these get-ups.
Gere is the winner here. Lucy’s dress is awful & that hair color is totally wrong for her. I like the details on Glenn’s dress, but the overall look just drowns her.
Caitriona Balfe
Richard Gere
Glenn Close
Derek Hough
Lucy Liu
Yvonne Strahovski
Jodie Comer
Bill Hader
Sometimes the light scruffy beard looks sexy, and sometimes it just looks like a hangover. Looking at you, Bill Hader.
ReplyDeleteWow, all that money and all those stylists, these people look dreadful!
ReplyDeleteIt seems the stylists went on strike, even the decent outfits are ill fitting.
ReplyDeleteI’m sorry but Glenn Close looks like a garment bag
ReplyDeleteThat’s an insult!!
DeleteTo the garment bag.
Haaaa 😂
DeleteThey all look terrible and most of their poses make their clothing look sadder
ReplyDelete•Jeannie Mai- leftover material used for the drapes for the Mandarin Oriental's ballroom
•Caitriona Balfe- great look, if you were hiding a baby
•Richard Gere- wonderful tux. Fix the shirt
•Glenn Close- your body looks uncomfortable in that over-starched sheath
•Derek Hough- Next time leave the dancing shoes at home
•Lucy Liu- paintball factory camo mess
•Yvonne Strahovski- Your green coat from Handmaid's Tale looks better
•Jodie Comer- an example of a dress designer who kept adding stuff
•Bill Hader- pants too long, shirt sleeves not long enough.
OMG, Balfe needs a new stylist, and hairdresser.
ReplyDeleteP - Strahovski - looks like her slice would be April fresh.
ReplyDeleteM - Mai - reminds me of the whore who gave me "hot/cold blowie". I have no idea how that whore held water so hot in her mouth, cause it felt like it was parboiling my dick w/ a rubber on.
B - Lui - only broads who age as good as blacks are asians. This one could still get it.
Strahovski just had a baby so I'd wait on that P....
DeleteThink she is still lactating?
DeleteThe first true "snapping gyro" i ever had was a whore still blowed out from birth. Upon entry, i realized i was in a hotdog/hallway situation and decided to pound it as fast as possible to get it over with. That thang kept shrinking tighter and tighter until she came and it tried to milk my cock. I held out a few moments more before making a mess in my condom. Amazing vag. Whore broke her own rule and tried to kiss me, but i dodged her, so she would be reminded that she just experienced a whorgasm, not orgasm.
Jodie Comer should have won instead of Eeyore. She makes that whole show.
ReplyDeleteThe dress on Caitriona Balfe makes her look too hip-y (and not in a good way). Bill Hader's pants look sloppy (Derek Hough looks nice, though). And in typical Jeannie Mai fashion, she is looking way too extra.
ReplyDeleteI like what Lucy Liu and Jeannie Mai are wearing. Glenn Close is Glenn Close; she can wear whatever she wants. That Yvonne lady looks nice.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else cackle when Glenn beat CaCa?
That dress makes Caitriona Balfe look so bottom heavy.
ReplyDeleteLucy needs to go back to her natural hair color.
ReplyDeleteGood Gawd these people agree to look like this ?!?!? Geeesh. Can no one say to them "Ummm, NO!"
ReplyDeleteWomen look like damned cows! And men, NO, pants that are too damned long and all mashed up at the bottom make you look like shit! And lazy.
Balfe look like an over grown pig! And looks like she's 60 yo.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to give this one to Jeannie Mai, I like the pattern. Everybody else kind of looks like prom night. Except Glenn Close, that's the dress she'll be buried in. Because it looks like a body bag.
ReplyDeleteGere is the only one who looks decent.
ReplyDeletesome of the ugliest dresses last night in a very long time, IMO. just awful. this velvet, huge butt number on some person i've never heard of is an abomination. no mirrors in her house?
ReplyDeleteCaitriona is pretty but she regularly goes out of her way to look ridiculous. They all do this sooner or later but she does it on the regular. Maybe she thinks that she's so gorgeous it just won't matter or that her inner beauty will shine through and plus she's probably getting paid to walk around and get photographed in these get-ups.
ReplyDeleteCaitriona started as a runway model, so I guess she figures she needs to he unique in her fashion choices.
DeleteWhoever Jeannie Mai is she is the only person in this group with a decent look on.
ReplyDeleteWell okay, Derek Hough looks great but he always does.
ReplyDeleteGere is the winner here. Lucy’s dress is awful & that hair color is totally wrong for her. I like the details on Glenn’s dress, but the overall look just drowns her.
ReplyDeleteJodie Comer should have worn the pink tulle dress her character wore in Killing Eve.
ReplyDeleteWas Glenn Close paying homage to Carol Burnett with that fashion situation? Because that is really sweet.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Derek Hough look like he stuck his head into a bag of wasps?
ReplyDeleteIs this the worst dress list?
ReplyDeleteI just adore Bill Hader. I think he is just all sorts of adorable.
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ReplyDeleteLove Bill Hader. I wish he stayed on SNL. Miss him.