Blind Items Revealed #2
January 15, 2019
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope. No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado and the ilk.
Lindsay Lohan
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope. No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado and the ilk.
Lindsay Lohan
Hey, Sharknado is a CULT CLASSIC!
ReplyDeleteLiLo is what you'd imagine someone who sold their soul would be like.
ReplyDeleteDaily Slohan blind. ✔️
ReplyDeleteMoving on...
Snarknado!
ReplyDelete@Brayon, arent people who sell their souls supposed to be super successful and at the top of their fields? Thats what SUPERNATURAL told me, anyways! Also its the crossroads demon who do this deal, not some everyday demon!
ReplyDeleteShe can play herself just as funny no lines to memorize, no acting ability needed.
ReplyDelete@yep, "We're not supposed to talk about it."
ReplyDeleteIt's usually a trick on the human to make them miserable. Like making a deal to see the world in luxury and being turned into a yachter.
Yawn. Enty must be secretly obsessed with this woman
ReplyDeleteDamn, just when you though crossroads demons could be trusted! If you cant even trust the spawn of Lucifer himself, who can you trust?
ReplyDeleteShartnado
ReplyDeleteIs it too soon to say, Lindsay has "Jumped the Shark?"
ReplyDeleteLindsay would just f*ck the shark, give it shark aids and steal all the shark's stuff before it woke up, like an Aquaman yachter.
ReplyDeleteI love Lindsay she still thinks she gets unlimited passes back to the Hollywood A list machine. Honestly she really almost had a shot at it when the Judge sent her to the Hospital and they announced she was misdiagnosed with ADD and over medicated. People actually had sympathy for her until a few weeks later she tested dirty for coke.
ReplyDeleteYOU BLEW IT!
@Brayson I think i'm in love with you now.
ReplyDeleteYes timebob, many of these CDANers are irresistible. =)
DeleteDamn, its about to start- CDAN A Love Story How I Met My Partner edition!
ReplyDeleteSharknado is a work of art. Centuries from now, our time will be known as the Sharknado period, when wonders never ceased.
ReplyDeleteBrayson + Timebob = Cdan Showmance
ReplyDeleteSorry, already taken lol
ReplyDeletetimebob has no gender but an avatar can dream
ReplyDeleteI love Lindsay Lohan items of any kind. I enjoy watching her and wish I could get the real scoop about all of her ridiculous dealings in Dubai and Turkey and Russia and I am convinced she's been fucked by at least one dog.
ReplyDeleteI've thought she was shitty ever since the Oprah series. She just pissed me off so much...
She's really skinny now, it doesn't look good.
I do feel sorry for her sister, The Curious Case of Aliana. She prob doesn't deserve the life she's leading, poor thing is a hooker too.
maybe they can make a sequel to Annie where the little ginger grows up to be a high priced escort and crack head lol she could give that role some realness
ReplyDelete@yepthatsme I thought the crossroads deals generally lasted 10 years... LiLo must currently be possessed by a demon if that's the case. Demons seem to have personalities though...hmmm
ReplyDeleteI saw her on some entertainment show...something doesn't look right with her face. Nothing in particular, though she is on the pasty side...
Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan in Sharknado XX ??? What a shit-show that would be !!!
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