This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is leaving the door wide open for her ex girlfriend to come bring receipts about the relationship. Our actress thinks that relationship is one of the reasons she has not been able to land a husband in the very strict religious countries she is trying to land a husband.
Linsey Lohan
ReplyDeleteAnd Samantha Ronson
DeleteOK Lindsay we believe you two were just friends👍😙🆗
ReplyDeleteLike rich Arabs give a flying fuck where you've previously stuck your genitalia.
ReplyDeleteWhat does enty mean by bring receipts?like to prove they were together?is she now trying to say they never were?
ReplyDeleteOmfg yep and yep
ReplyDeleteGod she needs to lay off them crazy pills!
DeleteThat trick likes to rewrite history. She is so fucked up, and such a fucking loser.
ReplyDeletePoor Linsey she really need help badly her childhood was riddle with abuse.
ReplyDeleteTo a rich Arab there's a world of difference between banging a whore, and marriage.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should try to save some children from their families and get some sense knocked into her head!
ReplyDeleteIs Lindsay trying to say the Sam relationship was just for publicity? I seem to remember their fights and makeups were always well reported. I really doubt that's the big reason Lindsay can't find a husband. Seriously? She's been with dozens of guys but the foreign guy is going to call off the wedding over one lesbian relationship?
ReplyDeleteMaybe LiLo needs work on softening her whore voice, cut back on the testosterone.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine lived directly across the street from Samantha and getting to his house was a pain because of the paparazzi. Plus when they were fighting Sam would lock her out and Lindsay would scream at her through the door. Their fights were epic. I can tell you first hand there is no way they were "just friends". We heard many things.
ReplyDeleteShe said that they were more like best friends. Sure thang, LiLo!
ReplyDeleteThis blind implies Lindsay is daring Sam to come forward with receipts. I doubt would bother. I'm sure she's as embarrassed about that relationship as anyone who had the misfortune to "date" Lindsay back in the day.
ReplyDeleteReceipts for Valtrex?
ReplyDeleteOr dental dams...
DeleteJust saw Lindsay in Herbie fully loaded. She seemed so sweet and innocent in those days. It is hard to believe that she is the queen of the yachts.
ReplyDeleteDid those guys at the mouse factory ruin her?
LILO and Sam- which honey, there are a myriad of reasons why a rich Dubian only man won’t fuck you. My first thought was receipts that she doesn’t have any STD’s which is completely laughable
ReplyDeleteI thought LiLo's pu$$y was already designated a Superfund site by the EPA.
ReplyDeleteOkay this site is SO off. Lohan was Almost A and a blind had Bar Rafeli listed as A??? HUH? Lohan was definitely A at her height if you contend being a model landing in pap pages because of Leo as reason to be that high. Lindsey, you can tell yourself that Samantha is the religious reason why but maybe it is because the guy met you as an escort while yachting.
ReplyDelete@Brayson: maybe she needs to cut back on the cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteShe's kinda gross looking, even Tara Reid can still summon a sweet sparkle from time to time.
ReplyDelete@Aqua, unfortunately it's not a cigarette thing, listen to porn actresses, hookers or strippers in interviews sometime, that gruff thing is like a gay lisp but on women.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to marry a garbage bag?
ReplyDeleteA Muslim? It doesn't matter what's under the burkha anyway.
Delete@Brayson87, I think it is a cigarette thing. It was a big day in the celeb gossip world when she got her yellowed, nicotine-flecked teeth capped. If you google you'll see plenty of before and after pics of her old, grimly looking teeth and her new blindingly white veneers. Well, they were white when she first had them and are probably pretty gnarly now, too.
ReplyDelete#1 I'm old enough to remember and that was truuuuuue...
ReplyDelete#2 I'm reading 2007 blinds and those two are lip locking all over the place.
I beg to differ, Flashy Vic, if she is trying to lock down a rich Arab through Holy Wedlock, it makes a whole lot of difference where she stuck her genitalia. Women over there are closely guarded 'things' who aren't even allowed out in public without a male escort. LL is a popular girl because she is a whore and a plaything, and an American. She is, however, unsuited for marriage to ANY Arab, rich or nort.
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