This B- list actress has been around for well over a decade as a companion/significant other who has always been higher on the list. Our actress finally caught a break, but is going to blow it if she shows up to events wasted out of her mind like she was last night. Plus, her boyfriend is still an addict, so probably not the best idea.
Cara Santana/Jesse Metcalfe?
ReplyDeleteAnyone know where i can get that perfect inspirational quote?
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteIf only there was a site we could turn to, to read quotes that are truly amazing...
DeleteDon't you dare encourage them! :o They get me so inspired I can't handle it
DeleteJesse is an addict? Wow.
ReplyDeleteSo just to be clear, wasted is okay, just not out of her mind, wine bottle not box.
ReplyDeleteLeslie Bibb / Sam Rockwell?
ReplyDeletePlease not them!
DeleteHow would showing up to an awards show wasted cause her to blow it? Aren't they all doing that?
ReplyDeleteIf yer a closeted guy w/ contract beard, do ya fuck her butt from time to time when yer real horny? Get home from the award show, raging hard on from all the twinks in skinny tuxs, so you get the anus you need one way or the other? Maybe thats why broad was stumble drunk, gonna have to actually earn them checks.
ReplyDeleteCount - apparently you assault her with a plastic bottle per Blind #9.
ReplyDeleteI DID visit Amazing Quotes' site once (took one for the team; you're welcome) and can confirm it was full of genuinely inspirational quotes depending on the link you follow.
It's annoying but it's not false advertising.
Google champagne bottle ass gif, that is the only bottle assault i would take part in. Definitely cooler than an ice sculpture for shots.
ReplyDeleteEven better than the amazing quotes was the spoof Amazing Boats that someone did, and yes, the boats were amazing.
ReplyDeleteGeel should put in a comeback with Amazing Goats 🐐
ReplyDeleteLol @Freebird
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