This singer is probably A- list. A little bit of a throwback singer in his style and songs. He has had some number one songs and is nominated for multiple Grammy Awards this year. He has been nominated multiple times previous to this year but has never won. Apparently his go to pickup line for women is that he has never tried anal sex and wants them to be his first.
Childish Gambino?
ReplyDeleteLove you Tricia, you’re a CDAN icon.
DeleteI always wonder - how do you manage to be the first commenter so often? Do you get an alert somehow?
Lmfao! So romantic!! 💝
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+1 Trish
ReplyDeleteHe should get in touch with Jon Mayer asap! And the hotel cleaning staff!
ReplyDeleteWhat we are ruling Drake out? Oh wait....
ReplyDeletestrong pick up line
ReplyDeleteI remember almost stopping my car when I first heard “Stay Woke” on the radio... brilliant song.
ReplyDeleteShane sounds like another doucher
"A little bit of a throwback singer in his style and songs" Childish Gambino is quite "now"
ReplyDeleteIs he playing mummy?
ReplyDeleteGambino has also won one Grammy for Redbone.
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ReplyDeleteI had been thinking Seal for this but I only see one nomination for him this year.
ReplyDeleteThey provide the dildo?
ReplyDeleteWait, is he asking for a pegging?
ReplyDeleteThat's totally how I read it.
Even more funny is if you changed the order of letters in his name you can almost make it 'anal god lover'...
ReplyDeleteDid no one else notice that immediately, or just me?
+1 Low Key, how many times has he heard back, "Great I always wanted to try pegging a guy." Women know what's up.
ReplyDeleteThis is completely OT, but I gotta ask. What’s the skinny on Kaley Cuoco and her hubby Karl? I want to believe they are happily married, but he looks completely gay. He’s a jockey and even though she is pretty tiny, he’s even smaller than she is! Such an odd match up. 🧐 🐎
ReplyDeleteI think Childish has a grammy & This is America is the only number 1 I can think of. PJ Morton?
ReplyDelete@Freebird, when you are billionaire (as the hubby is), nothing else matters!
ReplyDeleteWho says romance is dead?
ReplyDeleteFreebird he's not a jockey, he's an equestrian two different types of Horsemen. He's very rich, so he's not after her money like the tennis grifter was and she's desperate for true love and falls in love very easily.
ReplyDeleteLeon Bridges? He's been nominated but has never won
ReplyDeleteAnd the woman replies, "I have an eight in dildo in the car, think you can handle it?"
ReplyDeletei so want to say Justin Timberlake because he's a throwback singer in style / songs. but he has won one Grammy. and i have read right here that he cheats a lot.
ReplyDeleteI don’t consider him throwback. He does pop / R&B.
DeleteBuble fits the "throwback" singer part so he came to mind.
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ReplyDeleteI've never wanted to go in the backdoor. The front door has always worked just fine. Upstairs is ok too.
ReplyDeleteK, thx guys. 👍🏼
ReplyDeleteHey, getting dirty in the basement is fun! Just remember to clean up before setting the table.
ReplyDeleteChildish Gambino in no way has a throwback style.
ReplyDeleteThis is a time when I wish we could respond with gifs.
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If it said married, I would guess Michael Bublé.
As others state, Gambino/Glover is NOT a throwback artist.
ReplyDeleteWhere is he meeting up with these alleged women, because Glover goes to ground, stays at home, most the time?
Not him.
@Sandy I thought of Seal too, but he has a grammy already
ReplyDeleteIt is probably someone christian or country christian
Maybe Leon Bridges? He's described as "60's style soul", has 2 past #1 songs and nominated for 2 Grammys this year...if you consider 2 to be multiple, he may fit.
ReplyDeleteOh, and he was nominated for Grammys in 2016 & 2017. Most interestingly, his birth name is Todd Bridges.
ReplyDeleteThat's his pickup line? does it work? I don't know any girls who'd think that was sexy. ugh
ReplyDeleteDena, that is a great guess, his songs are def a throwback to when r and b artists could actually sing without autotune and have 90s vibe to them
ReplyDeleteI thought of Bruno Mars with the throwback thing, but Idk much about him so I'm probably wrong.
ReplyDeleteNo way that’s his pickup line—— My answer would be NO but I wouldn’t mind you being my first..
ReplyDeleteThat would scare some away but the majority of them would bend over in a NY minute—- it’s not the first time for them
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ReplyDeleteAfter some digging...I'm thinking it's J Cole.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this is said to only women?
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ReplyDeleteWell crikey, that's a good idea.
ReplyDeleteMark Ronson?
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ReplyDeleteI took the line to the dog park, a bar, and the grocery aisle and after many attempts can safely say it is not a good first pick up line.
I was struck, asked to leave, only got two phone numbers.
Ha! Ha!
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ReplyDeleteBruno Mars?
ReplyDeleteI have been a lurker on this site for a bit. I have to say, sometimes someone will make a stupid ass guess as if they never even read the blind. Next thing you know, a bunch of people pile on with the same shit. It's like many of you don't even read the blinds and only read the comments. The comments are fucking exhausting.
ReplyDeleteWhy not Michael Buble?
ReplyDeleteOK girls, this is how you answer this one: Tell him you've got the strap on in your glove compartment and you just love pegging in public bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteThat should solve the problem right there. Unless he's even freakier than we thought.
I have no idea who this is but if that's the best line he's got he doesn't even get to cop a feel.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to listen to some old time r&b to see how hard men used to have to work to get a woman's attention.
Yikes, what a terrible pick-up line! Whatever happened to, "You have beautiful eyes?"
ReplyDeleteBruno mars?
ReplyDeleteThis is 100% meant to be Leon Bridges (description is spot on) and 100% bullshit. He is a friend of a friend and not like that at all. He's every bit his image, which is pretty wholesome.
ReplyDeleteOMG, the first time I visit the site in days and I'm invoked on a blind about Anal Sex. Sweeties, those rumours are soooooooo not true. Backdoor action should only be for those dates where he turns out to be hung like a mouse and you're too polite to laugh. Pegging would work too, I guess.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Mrs. Meat!
ReplyDeleteI think I’m probably quite old-fashioned, given that I’m only in my early 40’s, but the only time anal is a possibility is when I’m in a committed relationship. As far as pegging, hmmm no.
As always, Mrs. Meat to the rescue with awesome life advice! 😀
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, he's been watching too much porn and has no idea what makes a good lover and probably doesn't care.
ReplyDelete@water lili. You’re absolute right!!
ReplyDeleteLulz@anal
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I was dating a tatted whore with, what I now realize, was an obvious Borderline Personality. She occasionally would to the histrionic 3 day breakup and then just come slinking back. One time she did this I happened to get a call from a high school female friend who just announced a divorce and was looking for a place to crash that night. One thing led to another and we ended up having a wild night.
After she left my girlfriend came slinking back and a couple weeks later I told her about the incident that occurred while she was gone. Her first question was "did you guys do anal?". I almost responded with "no, baby, cuz that's our thing".
Leave it to the borderlines to ask the really important relationship questions.
For those saying Childish Gambino is not throwback, he had a whole album ripoff of George Clinton. He doesn't seem the type to go around saying that though... agree with the Bruno Mars guess, plus he is known to be extremely randy.
ReplyDeleteI'm always down for receiving anal, but with a guy who knows what he's doing, not an alleged first timer.
ReplyDeleteI have and would peg a 1st timer though.
No shame in his game - maybe he just wants to weed out conservative lovers.
Bryan McKnight? Just to throw out a new name?
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ReplyDeleteAnyone who doesn't realize that Childish Gambino's Awaken My Love! is an ode to his and his father's love of George Clinton and Parliment/Funkadelic knows nothing about music.
Bruno?
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