Thursday, January 17, 2019

Blind Item #13

This foreign born A-/B+ list tennis player spent the night prior to an important match, hooking up with two guys she met online. 


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  1. Sharapova and she lost.

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    1. I believe Sharapova would of hooked up w females

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    2. Ladies doubles....nice!

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    1. Caroline Wozniaki

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    2. Who played Sharapova today I think...

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  3. Eugenie Bouchard, who lost a big match to Serena last night.

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  4. Has to Eugenie Bouchard coz Maria and Caroline have a big match today.

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  5. So she got spitroasted to help straighten her back out or something?

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  6. She told her fans on instagram to message her because she was lonely

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  7. Oh God if it was Bouchard..

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  8. @Brayson - gives new meaning to the term "doubles" in tennis.

    Or two-handed smash.

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  9. Obviously supposed to be Eugenie, not that it would make a difference Serena would wipe the floor with her if she'd had twelve hours sleep. Eugenie's days as a top ten player are well over.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6587401/Tennis-star-Eugenie-Bouchard-24-looking-hot-date-uploading-seductive-snap.html

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  10. I assume the problem is she lost?

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  11. Sounds like a kindness blind

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  12. She's single and in her 20's, this really isn't atypical for the current gen. There is some sort of rule that if the two guys make eye contact from the different ends they must high five each other. Thank you internet for empowering young women. ;)

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  13. I'm glad they're not MMFing the ball touching way. That's just gay.

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  14. @Donna

    If it was two on one then yes, she absolutely lost.

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  15. Prostitution is prostitution. Women rarely pay for it and regardless of sexual attraction, it's unlikely one will be attracted to their john anyway.

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  16. This is obviously some not-so creative fiction based on Bouchard's post.

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  17. How does this happen? Where do I have to go? Hey everybody at CDAN, who wants to have a threesome with me?

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  18. It is NOT Serena she is a married woman with a husband and a child. And it isn't Maria Sharapova because there are rumours she is a lesbian. It has to be Eugenie Bouchard she is worldwide famous for her LOOKS and NOT her TENNIS! Bouchard has a large social media following. Well good for Eugenie getting laid!

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    1. Since when does being married and having children matter with any of these highfalutin hoity toity types? They pretty much all cheat. Or leave one, for the other. Gotta fill that void!
      And, it's not good for her getting laid if it's her. It's gross, and probably the exact reason she's having to meet strangers off the internet to get laid, and needing 2 random dudes to get the job done. Kinda sad, if you think about it. What good guy is going to want to marry a woman after learning who knows what, and how many others has been inside her coochie?! I don't care how good looking u are, or how much money u have... At the end of the day, your looks are going to fade, and your money won't keep you company at night when you have nothing left. Definitely very sad indeed.

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  19. What a made up load of bullshit.

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  20. Chances of this being completely fabricated by the writer - very high.
    Chances of this being fabricated by the supposed males - fairly high.
    Chances of this being true - minimal. Since - if it happened - who else would know other than those there?

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