This foreign born permanent A list model offered herself up to the yachting Gods with her recent cover shoot. She is looking for her next husband. Watch for her next boyfriend to be Middle Eastern. The bidding war will be intense.
Despite all the hoopla in the captions about Elle looking ageless, I thought she looked like shit in that spread. Skinny, yes, but sort of starving war zone victim with a haggard face and no soft tissue.
That outfit makes her look like a 7 year old goth princess. Bad stylist. Also: lip fillers doesn’t look good on ANYONE. Please make this madness go away.
Jesus, the sell by date on all those suggested so far expired well before the millennium.
No self respecting oil grubber would offer a camels boy's weekly wage for any of those gummy old boilers. Especially Moss. The three of them, the Moss creature, the PA abuser and the kangaroo spawn do look like freshly excavated and dessicated mummies though. MIRWLFs
The blind says recent cover shoot, perhaps it's not out yet. Only recent cover I could find for Elle MacPherson was a tame one of her face from December.
Elle, and for the first time in my life I thought her face looked puffy. She has always been in my top 5 models, and has looked great. I think she may have jumped on the filler train, or her Welleco shit is bloating her.
Please, can't these rich pervs get together and set up a dark web site for peddling famous pussy. I am so sick of TMZ and their endless "bikini" shots. Do they get paid commission every time Farah picks up a new John.
Kate Moss?
ReplyDeleteShe is with the love of her life. Already 3 years and they seem happier everyday. I think it can Naomi Campbell.
DeleteMaybe Heidi instead?
ReplyDeleteI think she just got engaged to some child in his 20’s
DeleteElle MacPherson
ReplyDeleteWhaaa???😱
ReplyDeleteNaomi
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didnt she just have some halfnaked photo spread in the DM?
Despite all the hoopla in the captions about Elle looking ageless, I thought she looked like shit in that spread. Skinny, yes, but sort of starving war zone victim with a haggard face and no soft tissue.
ReplyDeleteThe same DM instagraduate cut and paste reddit "journalists"that captioned Tara Reid as "toned"..rather than "bones".
DeleteThat outfit makes her look like a 7 year old goth princess. Bad stylist. Also: lip fillers doesn’t look good on ANYONE. Please make this madness go away.
DeleteShe's old enough to be a grandma now...
ReplyDeleteJesus, the sell by date on all those suggested so far expired well before the millennium.
ReplyDeleteNo self respecting oil grubber would offer a camels boy's weekly wage for any of those gummy old boilers. Especially Moss. The three of them, the Moss creature, the PA abuser and the kangaroo spawn do look like freshly excavated and dessicated mummies though. MIRWLFs
Bidding war, really? What is this, a puff piece sent by the model herself? The winning bid will be the lowest one, like in a government contract!
ReplyDeleteThere's no chance this is Miranda, is there? Has she been on a cover recently? Trouble in Snapchatparadise?
ReplyDeleteany college campus has hundreds/thousands of girls a fraction of the age, miles and probably cheaper. These dudes are shopping in the wrong store.
ReplyDeleteSea hags.
ReplyDeleteI feel like they would rather pay for young and hot ass than an older woman (albeit an ex-supermodel) who clearly isnt in her physical prime anymore
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kerr
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Alessandra Ambrosia
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be Naiomi Arabs are super racist.
ReplyDeleteRhiannas boyfriend is Saudi and many have wives from Africa.
DeleteNo self respect at all
ReplyDeleteIt's Adriana Lima. She just broke up with that Turk.
ReplyDeleteI met Elle MacPherson when she was at the height of her fame and I was a complete nobody.
ReplyDeleteShe was LOVELY and very nice. I hope this isn't her.
Naomi was on the cover of Vogue Arabia in November
ReplyDeleteDon't think its Naomi as she's never married and the blind implies someone who is/was
ReplyDeleteThe blind says recent cover shoot, perhaps it's not out yet. Only recent cover I could find for Elle MacPherson was a tame one of her face from December.
ReplyDeleteIt could be Adriana Lima. She just broke up with her boyfriend.
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ReplyDeleteSea hags.
Lovely.
Port wenches.
Elle, and for the first time in my life I thought her face looked puffy. She has always been in my top 5 models, and has looked great. I think she may have jumped on the filler train, or her Welleco shit is bloating her.
ReplyDeleteRihanna broke up with him months ago.
ReplyDeleteBack together according to MTO. Saw pictures last week plot but then again MTO makes crap up🤣
DeleteMiranda Kerr?
ReplyDeleteNo, Rihanna didn't "break up with him months ago." They were knocking around KA recently.
ReplyDelete@plot NEVER knows what's going on.
LA
ReplyDeletePlease, can't these rich pervs get together and set up a dark web site for peddling famous pussy. I am so sick of TMZ and their endless "bikini" shots. Do they get paid commission every time Farah picks up a new John.
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