Blind Item #11
Don't believe the hype. This tabloid would have you believe this royal couple is staying up late building baby furniture by hand rather than a team of a dozen people who have been doing the entire project from design to installation.
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Daily Mail or TMZ
ReplyDeleteProb DM Megan/Harry
DeleteOr People?
DeleteDM is definitely a tabloid
ReplyDeleteI never know if it’s considered online tabloid /regular one though
DeleteHahaha are they too stupid to put together ikea sh!t?
ReplyDeleteIKEA =PhD in my opinion.... lol. But my hubby does thy stuff in his sleep thank god(although i dareaay he lost it with ikea a few times
DeleteAnyway before I forget Hi DM'ers! This is about your bitch! Post away, give Enty all these extra page views!
ReplyDeleteI was starting to worry there!!
DeleteTricia its an actual newspaper with a very active website.
ReplyDelete🤟
DeleteMeghan is using "eucalyptus infused vegan paint" for the walls of her nursery. I winder if that idea came to her during a vaginal steaming session with Goop?
ReplyDeleteI could picture Gwyneth steaming her cunt, trying to put some life into the dried out husk that it is.
DeleteThere it is! That’s the most pretentious item I’ve ever heard of. “Eucalyptus infused vegan paint”. They seriously need to go fuck themselves. That’s just....peak asshole. The only way it could’ve been worse if it was “artisanal eucalyptus infused vegan paint” or “fair trade” or whatever. Throw a few more status signaling buzzwords in there, damnit! You’re royalty!
DeleteAs opposed to the vaginal steaming she received on all those yachts?
ReplyDeleteWho are the people who think they are putting together the kids room by themselves? I know there are millions of stupid people out there, but THAT stupid just makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteIf you can pay people to do shit, you’ll probably do it. I bet royalty gets it done right the first time, too. No dicking around with lazy workers or them trying to rip you off. Or, with the DIY route, having your project sit there half finished and half assed, for months until you’re finally arsed to finish it. I dislike them and would never want their life but it must be pretty cool to snap your fingers and shit gets done!
Delete@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteFor whatever reason, there's been a huge push in the past five years to make William/Kate/Harry seem like regular people because people in the UK stopped giving a shit about the royals.
Pr campaign to make them human in the eyes of Brit millenials, so they dont try to defund them? I could see that being attempted.
DeleteOnly thing of interest in the royal family is markle's fudge factory. Great dumper on that broad. Suits has gone way down hill w/o gratuitous shots of it in each episode. At least they seem to be bringing scottie back this season. I will have to break put the waxed anus Fappening videos of her, in celebration.
Best comment of the day Count J🤣🤣
DeleteI don’t want them to be human, I’d rather they be David Icke style reptilians rather than just some normal boring regular people.
DeleteA marriage which survives building an Ikea cabinet together will survive any and all potential conflict!
ReplyDelete@Moose, "eucalyptus infused vegan paint?" What is she trying to raise, a f*cking koala?
ReplyDeleteIf your man can't assemble ikea stuff then I would fear for your child's mental capacity. You failed as a mother, your first job was to find good genes to mate with.
ReplyDeleteFunny and Yes!!!!
DeleteGOOP does do that Count
ReplyDeleteSandy: possibly it is an attempt to hide the fact she is a cold blooded reptilian
DeleteGoop crashed into someone skiing, and left the elderly man nearly unconscious. She is now being sued for 3.1 million. Oh yeah, she got up, and kept going. The man was found unconscious in the snow.
ReplyDeleteBTW: Wasn't Meghan going to "hit the ground running," with charitable acts?
I see the only charity Meghan cares about is herself.
This sounds like People, which i do not read.
ReplyDeleteWhen the DH pisses me off, I either threaten him with flat-pack furniture from Ikea or Maxine Waters on a continuous loop.
ReplyDeleteRadar has a story on the Clooneys and their invisible kids.
ReplyDeleteBut I already knew that because I read CDAN!
Could be Hello! or OK! Hello's royal coverage is always super fawning
ReplyDeleteIn her defence, Sparkles must spend hours buffing and baby-oiling her 'pins' before she steps out into the London January freeze, barelegged, cradling her pillow.
ReplyDeleteShe should do everything she can to hide those gnarly twigs instead of drawing attention to them. Ole chicken legs and her big long man feet! She’s like Baba Yaga’s chicken hut, if it magically became a person.
Deleteeucalyptus infused vegan paint...
ReplyDeletebullshit. sounds more like something fed to a staffer to ferret out who's selling stories..
Not to interrupt today's Markle discussion, but this isn't her.
ReplyDeleteEnty's talking about Will and Kate, who had an IKEA promo in today's Daily Mail.
In today's Markle news, her bump slipped down to her knees at the National Theater appearance. You would think the NT costume shop would have been able to help her with that.
She wasn't introduced to any of the grown-up Shakspearean actors, although she met some kids from the community theater.
https://twitter.com/hmqueendani?lang=en
ReplyDeletewow.
Holy shit that isn’t a real baby bump, if those pics are real. But I wondered, seeing as how she’s had zero swelling whatsoever and seems too spry and flexible. Yoga can’t magically make you able to contort yourself around a baby growing inside you, and bend over like it’s not any big deal. She’s awful old to get pregnant that fast (having never had children before), I really think she’s over 40, so wtf?
DeleteI'm starting to wonder if she's wearing some kevlar vest type thing to protect the kid, she is kind of unpopular in the UK.
ReplyDeleteMM wore the wrong size moon bump today. She is looking less pregnant than she did before. Her bump was slipping and sliding all over the place and folded when she sat down.
ReplyDeleteRe: their ‘nursery’. They just started construction on the house recently and need to renovate the entire thing. That place is not going to be liveable for a long time.
@Brayson: idk what a Kevlar vest looks like, but you can see the outline of the moon bump under her clothes.
ReplyDelete@Aqua, Wouldn't it be awesome if she kept candy in it? :)
ReplyDeleteShe probably keeps joints in it!
DeletePeople actually BOUGHT that they’d assemble furniture THEMSELVES???
ReplyDelete@raven, WOW!!! What was that? I was on fence.. .wasnt sure if it's a moonbump or not..but how can you explain that?!?!?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was pg with twins, I was a furnace. Maybe she is running hot
ReplyDeleteYeah right those two are going to put their child in IKEA furniture like I'm going to be sleeping in the middle of their bed. Product placement for non-British goods=treason.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people actually think this. Why on Earth would they be assembling furniture? There are probably a few promo shots of them putting together a crib or something then they hand the job right back to the crew.
ReplyDeleteThey print meaningless articles about furniture. Meaningless.
ReplyDeleteBecause people can't handle bigger truths.
+ a million
DeleteI keep looking at these pictures of Meghan’s bump like a crazy person- zooming in, zooming out, tilting the angle. I’m starting to feel intrusive.
ReplyDelete@ Aquagirl- 😂
ReplyDeleteIf it's true about Meghan and that Jones guy, Harry must be doing something else by hand.
ReplyDeletePeople often subconsciously cover something they want to hide, whether to protect or to hide the truth.
ReplyDeleteMedia stories are just that.
ReplyDeleteStories.
Why would anyone believe the media?
Didn't the media paint Diana as a happily married supermodel?
When in fact she was depressed, bulimic, and even threw herself down a flight of stairs, due to her husband cheating.
Didn't the media tell you Hilary was sure to win?
The media Lies.
If you are reading this in the UK go take
ReplyDeletea picture of Meghan’s bump with an infrared camera.
Yeah, Aquagirl!
ReplyDeleteEveryone in the Markle family is a pothead and a slacker.
Inflatable belly? This might explain why it gets bigger and smaller.
ReplyDeleteThis is the prototype:
https://ifworlddesignguide.com/entry/132316-inflatable-belly
I suppose it wouldn’t be as heavy as a moonbump.
@raven, that’s like something out of alien! Markle is ruining Harry’s life... I hope he was out drinking last night, he deserves a beer, or twenty.
ReplyDeleteNo way is that child going to be placed in ikea anything...
ReplyDeleteWTF is vegan paint? Who knew that there were animal parts in paint.
ReplyDeleteFor what its worth which isn't much, I'm not royalty, but no way in fuck would I put together furniture anymore. I did enough of that shit when I was poor. Hire some kid to do it. They'll put it together faster and better than you anyway.
Meghan Markle is embarrassing to humanity. She is the epitome of a back stabbing, narcissistic, opportunistic, social climbing fame whore. A quick review of her life will show that she has used & discarded various people in her life to achieve each step upthar age has taken. She carefully & in the most calculating manner possible chose her friends *strategically* in order to stalk her prey - Prince Harry. It is so clear if you spend just a minutes looking at her life over the padt five years. Pay close attention to where she hung out in Canada. & to who she hung out with (people with possible connections to Harry). I am surprised he fell for this crap, his brother certainly didn’t. I hope it doesn’t take long for the royal family to get rid of Meghan Markle. & I hope she doesn’t come back to the USA but if she does she will fit right in with the rest of the Hollywood douchebags. By the way, she was never more than a D- list “celebrity”. In the US. She is trash.
ReplyDeleteAnne t: have you seen her ass in a pencil skirt on Suits? That is all that matters. When harry is bored of fucking her and changing diapers, he will be globe trotting and getting all the cooter he can handle.
DeleteAnne t: have you seen her ass in a pencil skirt on Suits? That is all that matters. When harry is bored of fucking her and changing diapers, he will be globe trotting and getting all the cooter he can handle.
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