This comic/multiple how host says he was asked if he would be interested in hosting the Oscars He said yes, but they have gone radio silent since. Background check maybe?
No male is going to pass a SJW #metoo 2019 background check. Not one. Oscars should just start with an announcer "Live from Hollywood blah blah 356th Annual Academy Awards blah blah...Presenting our first award is starlet who blew Harvey Weinstein and actor who got blown by David Geffen". Then let it go from presenter to presenter. No hosting comedy routine. Cut out the musical production numbers while they are at it.
Fun how the Twitter mobs have now made both the Oscar hosting job and the Super Bowl Halftime Show gigs something almost everyone is afraid to take on. Those used to be premium gigs.
As of 2018, your slate has to be clean all the way back to middle school (see the Heisman Trophy guy who had his moment ruined by 8th grade Tweets).
Ain’t nobody who has lived an interesting life who can live up to that.
I have a feeling it may turn out to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson who hosts. He's good looking. He's funny. He is a movie star, but not an "Oscar contender" movie star, which works well for a host. No sexual harassment claims that I've ever heard. He's also currently telling people to get over being butt hurt about everything.
It's not about the host. Steady declines in ratings should be setting off alarm bells. They need to drastically revamp the whole damn thing. It's become so bloated and full that it doesn't matter who the host is.
But like the Olympics, they seem to prefer the long road to oblivion.
So you think saying a word justifies attacking a person with a weapon, presumably to kill them? Wow. Is there a reverse word for whites, like if you call us honky or cracker, we can do the same? Hahaha somehow I doubt it! WHITE PRIVILEGE!
Drew Carey?
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey?
ReplyDeleteI like the Steve Harvey guess @montana
ReplyDeleteoooo +1 to both above
ReplyDeleteDave Chappelle?
ReplyDeleteChris Rock?? But I’m leaning to Steve
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ReplyDeletei don't know about Chris Rock. he's way too controversial, don't you think?
I’m a bit older so I remember him hosting the oscars twice and the mtv movie awards. He was great for mtv but not that great at Oscar hosting.
DeleteI'm leaning Steve Harvey, didn't we have some fun blinds about him?
ReplyDeleteDidn’t Steve mess up the miss universe pageant?
ReplyDeleteCan the host be Keenan Thompson AS Steve Harvey?
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DeleteOMG I wish this was real
DeleteGood puck @Troy Dyer
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ReplyDeletebwhahahahaha ... epic.
Chris Rock would be awesome.
ReplyDelete"Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people because we hate niggers too!"
Hide your money in a book.... lol
ReplyDeleteNo male is going to pass a SJW #metoo 2019 background check. Not one. Oscars should just start with an announcer "Live from Hollywood blah blah 356th Annual Academy Awards blah blah...Presenting our first award is starlet who blew Harvey Weinstein and actor who got blown by David Geffen". Then let it go from presenter to presenter. No hosting comedy routine. Cut out the musical production numbers while they are at it.
ReplyDeleteTroy Dyer, I would love that!
ReplyDelete@Davina, well god forbid they consider hiring a woman as a host, could you imagine if they had to stop pretending it wasn't 2019?
ReplyDeleteNone of the casting couch "stars" should pass a check either!
ReplyDeleteFun how the Twitter mobs have now made both the Oscar hosting job and the Super Bowl Halftime Show gigs something almost everyone is afraid to take on. Those used to be premium gigs.
ReplyDeleteAs of 2018, your slate has to be clean all the way back to middle school (see the Heisman Trophy guy who had his moment ruined by 8th grade Tweets).
Ain’t nobody who has lived an interesting life who can live up to that.
Harvey Weinstein
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey would be a terrible choice for the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteThey should get RDJ to host it. He's good with ad libs. And nice on the eyes.
Ulf has a good suggestion!
Good point Ulf and Shakey, HW has either f*cked or made money for most of the people in the audience.
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon?
ReplyDeleteDidn't he mess up an awards show once already?
ReplyDeleteHowie Mandel
ReplyDeleteIt doesn’t matter who the host is,it’s the most boring show to watch.. Watching Hollyweird pat each other on the back for something they did...
ReplyDeleteOscars trying to drum up interest in their boring show by manufacturing a host controversy. It won't matter. No one will watch.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they hire a woman? Tina and Amy did a great job with the GG, I think they could tackle the Oscars and do a good job!
ReplyDeleteI will 100% watch the oscars if steve harvey is the host. So will my millennial children. We love him.
ReplyDelete@Shakey: love the RDJ suggestion!
ReplyDeleteI think Martin short would be awesome!
ReplyDeleteMartin Short would be incredible and would have the goodwill of the audience too.
ReplyDeleteHaving Steve Harvey host makes me want to choke but it seems appropriate in an age where Donald Trump is our president. Just let the world burn.
Why not have Donald host, he's going to be in half the jokes anyway lol.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87. The same rule applies. Try finding a women that has not used sex to her advantage in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteCan the host be Keenan Thompson period?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling it may turn out to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson who hosts. He's good looking. He's funny. He is a movie star, but not an "Oscar contender" movie star, which works well for a host. No sexual harassment claims that I've ever heard. He's also currently telling people to get over being butt hurt about everything.
ReplyDeleteDidn’t Whoopi offer to host?
ReplyDeleteJames Woods!
ReplyDeleteHow about Reginald D. Hunter for the post? :)
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey just hosted Miss Universe and he SUCKED
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ReplyDeletehow about Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd?
Bill Murray?
Bill Hader is a blast.
Daryl Hammond?
Aidy Bryant and Cecily Strong?
(obviously a SNL fan here)
ReplyDeleteGoldie Hawn and Kurt Russell would be fun.
Satan?
ReplyDeleteStephen Colbert? Jon Stewart?
ReplyDeleteStephen Colbert and John Stewart?
Why don't they ask Steve Martin to host? Too old? He's acceptable to everyone and could be really funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's not about the host. Steady declines in ratings should be setting off alarm bells. They need to drastically revamp the whole damn thing. It's become so bloated and full that it doesn't matter who the host is.
ReplyDeleteBut like the Olympics, they seem to prefer the long road to oblivion.
Hey what about Rob Lowe and Snow White???
ReplyDeleteTrump should host the Oscars. He's all they can talk about anyway.
ReplyDeleteAt least he'd be funny.
@Troy Dyer --- my favorite comment on social media in 2019, to date. Yes. Yes, And yes.
ReplyDeleteVery Nice And Interesting Post, thank you for sharing
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Jordan Peele would be excellent.
ReplyDeleteI believe that was a quote from Chris Rock. So now we must censor direct quotes when referencing them?
ReplyDeleteSo you think saying a word justifies attacking a person with a weapon, presumably to kill them? Wow. Is there a reverse word for whites, like if you call us honky or cracker, we can do the same? Hahaha somehow I doubt it! WHITE PRIVILEGE!
ReplyDeleteWho really cares anymore? I can't even watch it now. It is boring as Hell.
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