Blind Item #1 - SAG Awards
This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.
Rumer Willis
ReplyDeleteClaaaaaasy
Deletejeeeeeesus lol
ReplyDeleteI guess the guy came close, too. To her hand.
ReplyDeleteDespite having raised them far away from Lala land in Utah or Idaho or wherever they were raised, these Willis-Moore girls still turned out offed up.
ReplyDeleteSame with that Baldwin girl who was raised by Kim Basinger in the middle of nowhere. Maybe it's not where you are, but who raises you..
It's who your parents are. Genetics.
DeleteGet it, girl.
ReplyDeleteUnless she was jerking him off in public, who cares?
We could probably use a little more context. Were they in a private restroom or was she giving handies at the bar?
ReplyDeleteGod I have to find a way to go to one of these parties.
ReplyDelete😂
DeleteSad to say, the plastic surgery isn’t really helping Rumer and her haircut is just too angular for her face and calls attention to it.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Her nose job is so badly done. It veers to the left a great deal. It’s got to be hard to be her, with such a pretty mom. She definitely lost the gene pool good looks lottery. 😟
DeleteIt's who you hang out with.
ReplyDeleteReally a Willis is B list? I think of Kate Hudson as B list and she is way more high profile. Don't think this is her though and do see Rumer desperate enough for attention to be doing this.
ReplyDeleteA handy? What is she 12? She got a mouth to use. I only accept handies from Korean whores who wont take a larger tip for full service.
ReplyDelete@Count Sir, have you ever dabbled in the porn industry yourself or do you just prefer to watch the outcome?
ReplyDeleteNo, never been in porn. Took photos at the eXXXotica Expo a few times for a friends porn blog, but that is it.
ReplyDeleteI"d rather a handy because her traits there are similar to Demi's rather than a hummer from her Bruce Willis face.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way a beautiful (before nips and tucks) woman like Demi Moore could whelp something this "unique" looking- What we have here is a Habsburg Jaw. That means Demi carried royal kids for the elites and ol' Cousin Brucie is one of the most convincing beards of all time. Remember that porn chick, Klass (?) whose anal antics were of such monumental excess that she's permanently lost control of her sphincter? B Dub was working her out prison style to try and convince the world he could sire humans without actually violating his penis pledge to steer clear of clam bakes.
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