This married former A list singer/really bad former actress who hasn't had a musical hit in a loooong time after a series of big hits says she got all the looks horrible botox and fillers work to her face and lips because she felt insecure. She knows it looks bad but is hopeful the effects will quickly wear off.
Saturday, June 02, 2018
Blind Item #16
Speaking of reality families. This reality family spreads far and wide and seemingly is endless. At the current rate there will be thousands of them in a generation or two. Anyway, they are trying to silence a family member because they think she is the leaker to me. Nope.
Blind Item #15
If the amount of coke consumed at the bachelor party is any indication, then the wedding reception being hosted by a reality family should be one for the ages. Will there be a buffet and will it be an option, or will it just be in front of the plates of people who wish to partake?
Blind Item #14
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actor who really doesn't work much any longer says the only tangible thing he has noticed from the allegations leveled against him other than some loss of work is that he had his girlfriend have to pay for their threesome partners now whether they be male or female. They used to be able to pick them up from clubs for free each night.
Blind Item #13
This cable network was taking no chances that they don't have the only copy of a video that would have forced them to cancel a show possibly mid-season. So, instead of worrying about it, they just fired half the cast who was in the video.
Blind Item #12
This offspring knows there is more information about him that is set to be published. He managed to wiggle out of the last damaging firestorm by threatening suits and hiring a great PR team. This time though, he knows he will go down for murder so is trying to put chum in the water by his recent actions. He had someone pose as a patient and get a set schedule so everyone involved in the murder would know for certain when the victim would be at a certain place.
Blind Item #11
This permanent A list "singer" is being smuggled in drugs by one of her dancers each day. He says he has to pay for them out of his own pocket and fears he will be fired from his job if doesn't.
Blind Item #10
The celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister was turned down cold when she hit on the foreign born celebrity offspring daughter of a permanent A lister. Apparently she is 100% straight and then made a homophobic comment towards the daughter of the A++ lister.
Blind Item #9
This A list hip hop group missed a recent gig overseas because they didn't want to leave their drugs behind so basically forfeited a deposit and a payday just to party.
Blind Item #8
This manager/employee/leech of a permanent A lister has been doing everything he can over the past six months to get his hands on every penny belonging to the A lister and doesn't care if the A lister lives or dies in the process.
Blind Item #7
Apparently this former A- list mostly television actress/writer from a now defunct pay cable show wrote a THREE part episode for her new show which basically was just her getting back at her boyfriend for cheating on her with the one named foreign singer. She was convinced to turn in something different as an episode.
Blind Item #6
The only reporters who will be allowed on this long long long time coming sequel's set will be reporters who will ask zero personal questions of the A+/A list lead actor of the movie. This is why he has filmed outside of the US for so long, because any answer he gives here in the States when asked the same question overseas will put him in a very hard to escape box which leads to more questions. I hope some reporter has the balls to ask the questions and then followup with more until the actor unplugs the microphone and walks off. No one will of course. They are all too worried about the actor not liking them or pretending they can call him a friend.
As Lester Bangs once said about rock stars, but applies to actors too, "These people are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of rock stars, and they will ruin rock 'n'' roll and strangle everything we love about it because they're trying to buy respectability for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb."
As Lester Bangs once said about rock stars, but applies to actors too, "These people are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of rock stars, and they will ruin rock 'n'' roll and strangle everything we love about it because they're trying to buy respectability for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb."
Blind Item #5
He used to be one of the edgiest comedians around and was headed for permanent A+ list status. Now, he is still an A list comic but has lost his edge and is more interested in corporate paychecks and groping as many women during meet and greets as possible until someone says yes. Back in the day he cheated on his wife with fans and A list celebrities. Now, half the time he has to pay the fan to be with him when he cheats on his current significant other.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 26, 2018
The biggest money maker of the night was two fold. There was the auctioning off of the trip that everyone saw, although, the winner was kept anonymous. Then, there was the behind the scenes, auction. The way it worked was there were maybe a dozen couples or so that were invited to a pre-auction auction before the regular millionaires showed up. Kind of like pregaming a cocktail party. Yes, I know that isn't a real word. Anyway, a trip to the same place was auctioned but this trip came with female extras all provided by the owner of the island. There is some buzz that the ultimate destination of the trip is the island, but I don't know that for sure for now. The winning bid on the trip with extras was close to $1M.
Trip to the Caribbean with Bill Clinton/Clinton Foundation/Jeffrey Epstein
The biggest money maker of the night was two fold. There was the auctioning off of the trip that everyone saw, although, the winner was kept anonymous. Then, there was the behind the scenes, auction. The way it worked was there were maybe a dozen couples or so that were invited to a pre-auction auction before the regular millionaires showed up. Kind of like pregaming a cocktail party. Yes, I know that isn't a real word. Anyway, a trip to the same place was auctioned but this trip came with female extras all provided by the owner of the island. There is some buzz that the ultimate destination of the trip is the island, but I don't know that for sure for now. The winning bid on the trip with extras was close to $1M.
Trip to the Caribbean with Bill Clinton/Clinton Foundation/Jeffrey Epstein
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 26, 2018
This alliterate basketball player is still cheating on his celebrity girlfriend with the same woman he has been seeing for months and months.
Tristan Thompson/Khloe Kardashian
This alliterate basketball player is still cheating on his celebrity girlfriend with the same woman he has been seeing for months and months.
Tristan Thompson/Khloe Kardashian
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 26, 2018
This former A+ list rapper cares about himself so much and really no one else, that he is throwing hundreds, if not thousands of kids under a very large bus that he promised to help but is now abandoning. Our rapper made promises to kids and to others, but now only thinks of himself.
Kanye West/Donda's House
This former A+ list rapper cares about himself so much and really no one else, that he is throwing hundreds, if not thousands of kids under a very large bus that he promised to help but is now abandoning. Our rapper made promises to kids and to others, but now only thinks of himself.
Kanye West/Donda's House
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 26, 2018
This foreign born A+ list singer is having no part of the press tour of this movie. She is planning to show up at a premiere or two, but says her commitment to the film stops at acting.
Rihanna/Ocean's 8
This foreign born A+ list singer is having no part of the press tour of this movie. She is planning to show up at a premiere or two, but says her commitment to the film stops at acting.
Rihanna/Ocean's 8
Blind Item #4
This A-/B+ list rapper not only just lost a tour because he is accused of sexually assaulting at least one woman, but he also lost a huge paycheck for being on the celebrity version of that reality show where everyone lives together.
Blind Item #3
A major expose is coming on serious environmental violations at the factory. Pretty soon, this celebrity CEO will be adding the EPA to his alphabet soup of serious problems.
Blind Item #2 - The Writer - A Birdie Blind Item
Which closeted, award-winning writer from a certain part of the country liked to have sex with little boys - including his own son - as well as livestock? Without more, it might be the million dollar question, but of course there's always more. You see, by the time the son came of age, his father was having something of a moment, not just in the literary world, but Hollywood. His most famous book had been optioned for a movie, which would star a now permanent A list actor known for picking the wrong roles. The theme of this movie? You can probably guess (although it doesn't involve minors, or farm animals).
As part of the movie deal, the writer demanded that his son be cast in one of the sensitive roles. The director balked, noting that he was too young for the part, at least, and so a compromise was made: he would play the stand in during rehearsals. At the time everyone thought it was a father just trying to help his son become an actor, but it was actually because he wanted to see him humiliated for the ages; even the rehearsals were supposed to be filmed. The father was notoriously difficult to work with, drunk and sexually harassing the movie's stars. He'd constantly make jokes about rape, child molestation, and bestiality. Eventually, after trying to assault one of the two leads, he was banned from the set, except to film his small part.
In later years, when he got letters from aspiring young writers (boys and young men, I mean), he didn't just write them back but called them - often the same day he got the letter. Invariably, and in between alcohol-fueled tirades about the "sin of homosexuality," he would ask them if they had ever been with a man, and then request or demand a naked picture of themselves.
As for the bestiality, that one work of his on the subject wasn't made up.
As part of the movie deal, the writer demanded that his son be cast in one of the sensitive roles. The director balked, noting that he was too young for the part, at least, and so a compromise was made: he would play the stand in during rehearsals. At the time everyone thought it was a father just trying to help his son become an actor, but it was actually because he wanted to see him humiliated for the ages; even the rehearsals were supposed to be filmed. The father was notoriously difficult to work with, drunk and sexually harassing the movie's stars. He'd constantly make jokes about rape, child molestation, and bestiality. Eventually, after trying to assault one of the two leads, he was banned from the set, except to film his small part.
In later years, when he got letters from aspiring young writers (boys and young men, I mean), he didn't just write them back but called them - often the same day he got the letter. Invariably, and in between alcohol-fueled tirades about the "sin of homosexuality," he would ask them if they had ever been with a man, and then request or demand a naked picture of themselves.
As for the bestiality, that one work of his on the subject wasn't made up.
Blind Item #1
As I told you a couple weeks ago, this actor seen on a very very very long running network show slipped in his very public sobriety. It was after that he started hooking up with the A list singer. As I predicted, it is a mess and he is not even hiding his boozing at this point. She likes to party way too much to keep dating these tenuously sober guys.
Friday, June 01, 2018
Blind Item #17
Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media. I wrote about one not that long ago and now she is back with another video, this time making fun of a culture through some people that had asked her for help. Not a nice person.
Blind Item #16
This foreign born one named singer who used to be A+ list is selling a house because she found out her significant other hooked up with several women inside it.
Blind Item #15
Pretty nice PR blast this network put out for a departing host considering the news that is about to hit and that they know is about to hit. I would have made it much less positive sounding.
Blind Item #14
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer but has enough money to take care of herself and her mostly non working kids forever has several tumors in her lungs but keeps right on chain smoking at least a pack a day.
Blind Item #13
No one of the teens this A+/A list mostly movie actor was set up with by his hosts while out of the country this past week was over the age of 16 per the request of the actor.
Blind Item #12
With a very extravagant lifestyle to support and no real money coming in, this still one hit wonder has gone through all of his savings and been dipping into places he shouldn't, just to keep up appearances. His significant other has no idea and thinks the money will never stop. I'm waiting for the not paying child support or getting really far behind because that is usually the first public sign and will unravel his world.
Blind Item #11
When you are popping opiates at dinner and have to be practically carried out, is the life this former A+ list singer/wannabe actress is living right now.
Blind Item #10
This B list model is most well known for the company she works for and her love of pot. Despite being thrown in jail for it, she continues to love it and could explain why she was completely stoned at a recent event for that company you all know and who signs a lot of her paychecks.
Blind Item #9
This former A+ list movie director is trying to distract from his main goal which is to get his newly named production company involved in all the projects he was working on and wants to be working on in the future. He assumes that if everyone is focused on the leaks his PR team is sending out to try and test the waters for his directorial return, that no one will notice all the other stuff where he is still making a ton of money and for now, is happy hiding in the shadows. Oh, and his new production company still gets to make casting decisions for the roles cast outside the country, so there you have it.
Blind Items Revealed #5
May 25, 2018
This foreign born B/B- list actress/model with the hard name to spell has been trying to land a sponsorship gig with a certain kind of foreign based/kind of not company. She is always carrying their product but they don't want to have anything to do with her.
Emily Ratajkowski/Fiji Water
This foreign born B/B- list actress/model with the hard name to spell has been trying to land a sponsorship gig with a certain kind of foreign based/kind of not company. She is always carrying their product but they don't want to have anything to do with her.
Emily Ratajkowski/Fiji Water
Four For Friday - Registered Sex Offender
This actor used to be A+/A list who was a dual threat at one point. It was short lived, but people then and people now all know he is. What you probably don't know is that he is a registered sex offender and that he is currently on television, despite being charged with possessing child porn. Not just photos, but also videos. And what he has been doing since his conviction and registration? He has been working with a lot of kids. He has been alone with kids and spent hours alone with kids with no parents or adults in sight. I bet they have no idea about his conviction and no idea what could happen when left alone with the actor. I also wonder why, in this age of cell phone cameras, he keeps an entirely separate digital camera with him, but only on set, and only on days or nights when they are shooting with those tweens and teens which are the ones he prefers.
Your Turn - Reader Photos
It is that time of the year again. Yes, we are just 33 days from the July 4th reveal day. That means of course it is reader photo time. Beginning Monday, I will be doing Random Photos each weekday leading to the 4th and want to include your reader photos each one of those days and then will post them all in a massive post or two on the 4th. If you would like to see your photo posted, e-mail it to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com
I post them in the order in which they are received.
I post them in the order in which they are received.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 25, 2018
There sure is a lot of back and forth of two jets, one of which is registered to this very wealthy family, between various properties in the US owned by the family and an island in the South Pacific. Apparently in the two weeks it has been going on, no one from any agency has even inspected the outgoing planes or the passengers or what they are carrying. On the other end, everything is greased with local officials so nothing has to be done. One celebrity offspring is in the South Pacific, but no one knows if she will stay.
Clare Bronfman/Wakaya Island
There sure is a lot of back and forth of two jets, one of which is registered to this very wealthy family, between various properties in the US owned by the family and an island in the South Pacific. Apparently in the two weeks it has been going on, no one from any agency has even inspected the outgoing planes or the passengers or what they are carrying. On the other end, everything is greased with local officials so nothing has to be done. One celebrity offspring is in the South Pacific, but no one knows if she will stay.
Clare Bronfman/Wakaya Island
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 25, 2018
The A list everything in her own mind, but is for sure an A list celebrity is talking big about some huge movie directing gig she is looking at. That is not going to happen. It sounds good when she talks about it though.
Jennifer Lopez
The A list everything in her own mind, but is for sure an A list celebrity is talking big about some huge movie directing gig she is looking at. That is not going to happen. It sounds good when she talks about it though.
Jennifer Lopez
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 24, 2018
I love how the remaining two stars are trying to make it seem as if this actress wanted off the almost network superhero show. She has been basically pushed out by the two bigger stars and she definitely has a chip on her shoulder and stories to tell about her treatment.
Arrow/Willa Holland/Stephen Amell/Emily Bett Rickards
I love how the remaining two stars are trying to make it seem as if this actress wanted off the almost network superhero show. She has been basically pushed out by the two bigger stars and she definitely has a chip on her shoulder and stories to tell about her treatment.
Arrow/Willa Holland/Stephen Amell/Emily Bett Rickards
Blind Item #8
Pretty tough to make it back from a child molesting charge if you are this former A- list mostly television actor who recently molested a teen who was selling candy door to door for a school fundraiser. Her parents are trying to settle without going to the police because they don't want their daughter to have to be identified, which they fear will happen.
Blind Item #7
This soon to be A list mostly movie actor/superhero recently walked off a film because he was told there would be hundreds of female extras for the married actor to interact with. Once he saw the script and realized there would be very few, he walked.
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 24, 2018
This A list reality star with a very very lucrative side gig is going behind the backs of the company that made her all that money because she wants a bigger piece of the pie which she thinks she will get with this other company. Problem is though, the other company's products are crap.
Kylie Jenner
This A list reality star with a very very lucrative side gig is going behind the backs of the company that made her all that money because she wants a bigger piece of the pie which she thinks she will get with this other company. Problem is though, the other company's products are crap.
Kylie Jenner
Blind Item #6
The widow is continuing to film her true crime pilot pitch that she thinks will be a big hit on Netflix. She is trying to drum up interest which is why she is constantly saying the opposite of the official record in the case.
Blind Item #5
She really is a good actress and deserves that Oscar she has. This A list mostly movie actress, despite being the recipient of a lot of grief on the set of the movie she is promoting right now, says everything as hunky dory. She was singing a different tune during filming. Almost every other day or so.
Blind Item #4
This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show apparently split from the guy he was seeing and is hooking up with a celebrity who has no idea she replaced a guy.
Blind Item #3
This B+ list celebrity offspring/wannabe model wasn't really serious about letting someone thoroughly inspect her. It was just a quote for an article and not something she would ever let anyone actually do. She knows what would happen.
Blind Item #2
This former A- list mostly television actress who last had a hit show or anything when it went off the air what seems like a decade ago, is talking about something she says scarred her. What bothered her about the whole thing was the fact she was promised a certain amount of money and when she found out she wouldn't get anything close to it, decided to shut the whole thing down and cry foul.
Blind Item #1
So, who foot the bill for that massive showing out in the middle of nowhere? Not the main attraction. Nope. Oh, he wanted people to think he paid for it but it was paid for by the reality show and the online tabloid that was also there.
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Blind Item #17
The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex.
Blind Item #16
This former A- list mostly television actor who struck it big here and overseas with television has been a different person since he got accused in the #MeToo movement and had his television career go buh bye. He spends most of his time online trashing any woman he thinks has ever wronged him or guys who didn't stick up for him. He does this through social media accounts where he pretends to be a woman.
Blind Item #15
This B- list celebrity/very wealthy person/fairly successful designer is making a big name for herself. She really needs to cut back on the meth because she is going to end up not getting to enjoy that vast fortune coming to her. I like her, but she is totally different compared to last year when I saw her. It has taken over her life. She thinks it hasn't, but it has.
Blind Item #14
The eating once a week thing is just not really working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has lots of movie misses. She looks like a strong wind would blow her over and is nothing but drawn skin and bones.
Blind Item #13
Apparently this A list reality star is not sitting idly by while she continues to get cheated on by her celebrity boyfriend. She has been texting and sexting that directionally challenged rapper for the past few weeks. Yeah, I'm sure that would work out well.
Blind Item #12
This A- list mostly television actor has two big hits to his credit. One of them iconic. He didn't quit his latest project though, he was asked to leave. It was basically a repeat of what happened previously on the show. Too many women were complaining too often about his touching and groping and "special hugs."
Blind Item #11
This foreign born former A list singer who has not had a hit in what seems like a decade or longer is known by all of you. She is using coke to an extreme I have not seen from her in about five or six years. Apparently it is incredible quality stuff and she can't get enough of it. She is so giddy about the quality she talks about it constantly to her friends.
Blind Item #10
This permanent A list mostly movie actor pushed hard for a recent turn of events in the news cycle because he wanted a happy ending for the movie he is producing.
Blind Item #9
It was definitely news to the IRS that this former A- list musician from a permanent A list group that hasn't played together in almost four decades makes as much money as he does. He launders it between all kinds of shell companies and people and family members. Pro tip. Never divorce someone who knows where you keep all the money hidden.
Blind Items Revealed #5
May 24, 2018
Speaking of that wedding, it was pretty interesting that one foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wasn't invited. Oh, our actress wanted her invited but doesn't know about the three day weekend her groom spent with the A lister. Apparently that is one weekend he doesn't want to relive. He treated the A lister like crap and she got some revenge two years later although she won't say what the revenge was.
Margot Robbie/Prince Harry
Speaking of that wedding, it was pretty interesting that one foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wasn't invited. Oh, our actress wanted her invited but doesn't know about the three day weekend her groom spent with the A lister. Apparently that is one weekend he doesn't want to relive. He treated the A lister like crap and she got some revenge two years later although she won't say what the revenge was.
Margot Robbie/Prince Harry
Today's Blind Items - Queen Of The Night
All of you know this actress. She used to be A list. In fact, she was A list on television multiple times. She is writing a book but told me some of the stories that she wants to put in the book but editors are squeamish to see in print. Good thing I know none of you get squeamish.
Our actress says that for almost a decade she had to sleep with this producer almost every single day to keep her job. He is a permanent A list producer and when she got married he threatened to fire her. He didn't, but he wasn't willing to hire her again for any other project until she divorced. The month of her divorce, he gave her a job and she started having sex with him again. Those were her two biggest hits.
In between those hits was a big miss, but again, she said she was expected to have sex with the producers, yes plural and was threatened every day with being fired if she didn't. She needed the work so she agreed. She also said it was during this time period that has led to her long time addiction problems. She was going through a lot personally and then what was going on at work so she started taking drugs to just numb everything.
She says that while she was shooting her biggest hit, that even though she was married for most of the time on the show, that the producer who had always been jealous in the past was less jealous this time around because he was sleeping with an actress from a different show and wanted to spend as much time with her as possible.
When our actress went to another hit after this hit, she thought for once she wouldn't have to sleep with someone on set. She was wrong. The lead actor made it clear he would fire her unless she hooked up with him. This led to a situation I have written about before but she refused to comment about.
Our actress says that for almost a decade she had to sleep with this producer almost every single day to keep her job. He is a permanent A list producer and when she got married he threatened to fire her. He didn't, but he wasn't willing to hire her again for any other project until she divorced. The month of her divorce, he gave her a job and she started having sex with him again. Those were her two biggest hits.
In between those hits was a big miss, but again, she said she was expected to have sex with the producers, yes plural and was threatened every day with being fired if she didn't. She needed the work so she agreed. She also said it was during this time period that has led to her long time addiction problems. She was going through a lot personally and then what was going on at work so she started taking drugs to just numb everything.
She says that while she was shooting her biggest hit, that even though she was married for most of the time on the show, that the producer who had always been jealous in the past was less jealous this time around because he was sleeping with an actress from a different show and wanted to spend as much time with her as possible.
When our actress went to another hit after this hit, she thought for once she wouldn't have to sleep with someone on set. She was wrong. The lead actor made it clear he would fire her unless she hooked up with him. This led to a situation I have written about before but she refused to comment about.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 24, 2018
With the foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor cheating on her and the B+ list actor/writer showing her she would be one of many, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has seen the light in regards to that foreign born actor ex.
Ryan Gosling/Justin Theroux/Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
With the foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor cheating on her and the B+ list actor/writer showing her she would be one of many, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has seen the light in regards to that foreign born actor ex.
Ryan Gosling/Justin Theroux/Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 24, 2018
This former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A list actress/part-time director has been forced to leave her kids alone or fly in her lover on a private jet, since our actress can't leave the country with her kids.
Angelina Jolie
This former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A list actress/part-time director has been forced to leave her kids alone or fly in her lover on a private jet, since our actress can't leave the country with her kids.
Angelina Jolie
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 24, 2018
This Teen Mom must be really sure about her new gig because she just gave up on a contract with a company that provided her a great deal of money in 2017. If I told you the company it would tell you the Teen Mom, because only one would work for that company. For now at least.
Farrah Abraham/CamSoda
This Teen Mom must be really sure about her new gig because she just gave up on a contract with a company that provided her a great deal of money in 2017. If I told you the company it would tell you the Teen Mom, because only one would work for that company. For now at least.
Farrah Abraham/CamSoda
Blind Item #8
In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child porn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends.
Blind Item #7
At this point, they just want to humiliate this permanent A list "singer" by leaking whatever answers she gives unless she forks over the money they want. This is going to be a very ugly situation and cause a permanent divide in what had been a pretty amicable situation the past six or seven years.
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 23, 2018
This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks.
Amy Schumer
This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks.
Amy Schumer
Blind Item #6
This older permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is huffing and puffing but will never sue about that recent news report. There are far too many stories about far too many women he wouldn't want exposed, let alone bringing even more light to that family member too.
Blind Item #5
Once again this online mouthpiece of a momager and her family does what they are told and spread another false narrative about our favorite closeted reality star and some celebrity who is supposed to be her new boyfriend. Amazing how the cycle just replays itself every few months with some new celebrity.
Blind Item #4
This one named A/A- list rapper has fallen from his heights. He is going to fall further once word gets around of his recent performance. He has been banned from that venue and the word has spread to not hire him unless you are willing to take a chance he will show up and bail on you after a couple minute long performance. He would rather party.
Blind Item #3
As long as it was just simmering in the background, things could stay their course for this A+ list singer and the guy she calls his boyfriend. She just can't help herself though and wants to show the world her relationships and that is when they fall apart under the pressure of the fantasy she tries to create.
Blind Item #2
Apparently this aging foreign born former A- flash in the pan actress turned reality show mainstay, turned frequent rehabber is trying to make a buck off the tabloids with her most recent hard to believe story, which is not real.
Blind Item #1
It is always dangerous to go up against this daytime talk show host as a foreign born A list singer/rapper and his family member are about to find out. Our talk show host knows where all the bodies are buried and unlike others is not shy about revealing locations of them.
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Blind Item #17
This permanent A list singer/diva surrounds herself with friends when she goes out and pushes her boyfriend as far away as possible. This is a new development so he could be on his way out the door again.
Blind Item #16
A member of this foreign born manufactured singing group that no one really follows on this side of the pond is hooking up with a soon to be celebrity groom. As in, she traveled across the world to a country to hook up with him days before he is supposed to get married. Apparently they met a couple of months ago and she convinced her boyfriend to take the last minute trip which is even more crazy.
Blind Item #15
Oh, I guess she is a C+ list celebrity offspring if you live in the city where she lives. Her parental units are much higher on the list, but not in entertainment per se. Sort of. Anyway, she hit on this A+ list mostly movie actor hard but he turned her down. She then said I guess all those rumors about you are true and the actor shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
Blind Item #14
This former A+ list infamous celebrity recently got a breast enlargement because she thinks it means she can charge higher rates to her creepy clientele.
Blind Item #13
This married former A- list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know, but probably can't spell has been out of the country filming and spending almost every night at one of the world's biggest sex clubs (minus her husband).
Blind Item #12
This former A+/A list mostly movie actor who was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood back in the day is transitioning to a woman.
Blind Item #11
This foreign born B list mostly television actress wanted a new role she thinks will be on television for many years. Even after sleeping with one of the producers, they were still hesitant because of a million things they listed. Shen then did a threesome with the producer and his wife and he finally convinced the others to hire her.
Blind Item #10
I don't think it is any coincidence that this A- list dual threat actor has been seen coming and going from the house on St. Charles the past ten days and all of the problems plaguing his now former co-star this week. Also at the house in the past two weeks has been this foreign born B+ list dual threat actress who has recently been on a hit network show. She has been a long long time mistress of one of the owners of the house.
Blind Item #9
Apparently there is at least one cell phone video of this foreign born B+ list actress/model all of you know, in bed with a family member. There is no sex, but they are naked in bed together.
Blind Items Revealed #5
May 23, 2018
That celebrity/business person that Mr. Hedge likes to rightfully go after on a regular basis proved once again what a petty tool he can be. Apparently he felt that his engineers were having too many coffee breaks so he had all coffee machines removed. Meanwhile, our a-hole would invite the engineers to his office for meetings and his assistant would serve coffee for one in bone china to the a-hole. He would knowingly sip it in front of them just to f**k with them.
Elon Musk
That celebrity/business person that Mr. Hedge likes to rightfully go after on a regular basis proved once again what a petty tool he can be. Apparently he felt that his engineers were having too many coffee breaks so he had all coffee machines removed. Meanwhile, our a-hole would invite the engineers to his office for meetings and his assistant would serve coffee for one in bone china to the a-hole. He would knowingly sip it in front of them just to f**k with them.
Elon Musk
Today's Blind Items - It Happened Again
This character actor had a big role in a franchise. Other than that, he did small roles in some movies and television and was especially big in theatre. While filming what would be his final role, he was caught with two young boys who were the sons of crew members visiting for the day. Apparently all three of them were undressed in an empty trailer. This was not the first time the actor had been caught with young children. He had been caught during a previous role a year earlier which saw his part reduced to a line or two because he was kicked off the set.
After the two boys were removed from the trailer and reunited with their respective parents, the actor was told he would be fired and replaced. The actor knew they wouldn't do that though. Too much filming had been completed and they needed him around. So, our actor decided to be even more horrific and posted hundreds of Polaroids he had taken of naked children and thumb tacked them to the walls of his trailer. He also had audio recordings of his time spent with many of the children and would play them on a loop at a really loud volume.
Anyone who would pass near his trailer would be able to hear and it shook people to their core. One actor on the set had enough and calling on his heritage spent three days calling on his Gods to do something to the horror that had invaded the set. Within a month, the child molesting actor was dead. There are some who say he came back from the grave to exact his revenge because within a year, the spell making actor was also dead.
After the two boys were removed from the trailer and reunited with their respective parents, the actor was told he would be fired and replaced. The actor knew they wouldn't do that though. Too much filming had been completed and they needed him around. So, our actor decided to be even more horrific and posted hundreds of Polaroids he had taken of naked children and thumb tacked them to the walls of his trailer. He also had audio recordings of his time spent with many of the children and would play them on a loop at a really loud volume.
Anyone who would pass near his trailer would be able to hear and it shook people to their core. One actor on the set had enough and calling on his heritage spent three days calling on his Gods to do something to the horror that had invaded the set. Within a month, the child molesting actor was dead. There are some who say he came back from the grave to exact his revenge because within a year, the spell making actor was also dead.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 23, 2018
This foreign born A list dual threat actor who also moonlights a superhero is under a lot of stress right now in that ummm relationship he has and he got into a tussle with the paps which he has never done that I know of in the history of his career. They smell blood in the water.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
This foreign born A list dual threat actor who also moonlights a superhero is under a lot of stress right now in that ummm relationship he has and he got into a tussle with the paps which he has never done that I know of in the history of his career. They smell blood in the water.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 23, 2018
Seeing the success of this former teen actor, this former almost A- list actress turned drug addict turned actress is trying to get on the making a movie about #MeToo and get some of your money. If what she says is true, she is asking for about ten times what she needs. You figure out where the rest will go.
Corey Feldman/Paz de la Huerta
Seeing the success of this former teen actor, this former almost A- list actress turned drug addict turned actress is trying to get on the making a movie about #MeToo and get some of your money. If what she says is true, she is asking for about ten times what she needs. You figure out where the rest will go.
Corey Feldman/Paz de la Huerta
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 23, 2018
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer is on double secret probation. One more slip up and she is gone from a high profile gig.
Camila Cabello
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer is on double secret probation. One more slip up and she is gone from a high profile gig.
Camila Cabello
Blind Item #8
Apparently this former back in the day A list mostly movie actor who lives out of the country has increased his appetite for tween and teen girls. He likes them to be virgins and he rapes three or four a month multiple times before shipping them off to sex traffickers.
Blind Item #7
An ex of this permanent A list musician came forward with some brand new information that really made the widow look bad. Apparently though, the ex feared for her job and being doxxed so removed the posts.
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 22, 2018
Apparently it took about 8 hours between the time this actor (former A+ list mostly movie actor) and actress (former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee) talked about their respective roles to having sex together at the place he was staying.
Keanu Reeves/Halle Berry
Apparently it took about 8 hours between the time this actor (former A+ list mostly movie actor) and actress (former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee) talked about their respective roles to having sex together at the place he was staying.
Keanu Reeves/Halle Berry
Blind Item #6
With a career going down in flames and no one wanting anything to do with a new movie, this permanent A list child molesting director is passing out money like candy for anyone who will publicly come to his defense.
Blind Item #5
This A+/A list mostly action movie actor is telling his soon to be official ex that he wants to get back together and the pair have been hooking up a couple times each week. It is probably news to the other women he also hooks up with.
Blind Item #4
This former A+ list mostly television actor turned someone with permanent A list name recognition is pitching a reboot where people would actually get to watch him die in real life while his character does the same.
Blind Item #3
This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper was told by multiple people yesterday that if he wanted to have someone killed, they would do it. Our A+ lister has firmly said no, and that he knows other ways to get back at people.
Blind Item #2
Next time, this former A/A- list singer turned A- list celebrity who still sometimes sing should just do the job herself like she did the first time. Makes things much easier and things aren't as messy a few years later.
Blind Item #1
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer turned to the online tabloid that will kiss his butt the most and is trying to sell to the world that he has a new actress girlfriend.
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Blind Item #17
This former A list singer who has not had a hit in awhile but still has really good name recognition had a bunch of people from the cult out and about at a concert this weekend convincing people to give their contact information for a fan club for the singer. Nope. All those people can expect constant phone calls and e-mails now.
Blind Item #16
She is enjoying life right now and thinks she will never be caught laundering money. However, this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort should watch every episode of Locked Up Abroad because all of them said the same thing she is saying before they were busted.
Blind Item #15
This foreign born alliterate singer is hooking up with this married permanent A list singer. Apparently it has been going on for well over a year.
Blind Item #14
The wife of this NASCAR driver has been getting a little fame for herself and trying to get even more. This is not about that. It is about her husband cheating on her though and she will be devastated if she finds out.
Blind Item #13
This reality mother all of you know has never really been considered soft and cuddly. Apparently she has raided the trusts set up for her kids to maintain her lifestyle.
Blind Item #12
This foreign born former A+ list athlete is loooong retired. He was cheating on his soon to be ex wife with a friend of his daughter.
Blind Item #11
In the past I have written about the deals that this A+ list mostly movie actor makes with booking agencies for models. He is seen with them a few times and the model's rates go up and they get more bookings. It turns out that a couple of yachting pimps have the same deal with this foreign born former A+ list tweener. He is seen with them once or twice and gets paid either in money or sex and then the woman he was with is in higher demand for yachting and the pimps can make double or triple their money.
Blind Item #10
There is a lot of animosity right now between all the celebrity offspring wannabe models and this foreign born celebrity offspring model who seemingly overnight took away their best shots at big deals with companies.
Blind Item #9
This A- list mostly television actor who has a hit pay cable show and works constantly for another told his actress ex he didn't want more kids. Well, his new girlfriend says they are trying like crazy to have a baby.
Blind Items Revealed #5
May 22, 2018
This A+ list mostly movie actor leaves a bandanna permanently tied around his bicep so a vein is always ready for him to use. He is going to kill himself.
Johnny Depp
This A+ list mostly movie actor leaves a bandanna permanently tied around his bicep so a vein is always ready for him to use. He is going to kill himself.
Johnny Depp
Today's Blind Items - Rocker Rapists
This band was A+ list and American. I find that typically, the greatest sex offenders from the 70's were members of British bands (yes I am talking to you Jimmy Page). This American band though, seemingly was right there on his level and others. This group, which since its formation has undergone name and personnel changes, was at its peak in the 70's. Much like all their 70's counterparts, they had a following of underage groupies they would regularly get drunk and rape. I'm sure they would all say the groupies consented, but if you are 15 with a 30 something old guy, are you consenting?
Anyway, this band had a policy that if you wanted a backstage pass or to be considered a groupie worthy of going on tour or back to a hotel room or bus, you had to have sex with every single member of the band first. They would get some mid teen female drunk and then rip off her clothes and rape her. Each taking a turn. When they were finished, the other part of the ritual was to ask any of the crew if they wanted a turn. This went on until everyone said no or they were finished. At that point, the band and crew would pretend they had not just raped this person and welcome her into "the family." At that point, each member of the band would decide who she belonged to and she was not given a choice about who would be her regular rapist.
If she ever protested or spoke up she would be beaten and probably replaced. Oh, and if she was on the road with the group, they would just leave her wherever they were and she would have to make her own way home.
Anyway, this band had a policy that if you wanted a backstage pass or to be considered a groupie worthy of going on tour or back to a hotel room or bus, you had to have sex with every single member of the band first. They would get some mid teen female drunk and then rip off her clothes and rape her. Each taking a turn. When they were finished, the other part of the ritual was to ask any of the crew if they wanted a turn. This went on until everyone said no or they were finished. At that point, the band and crew would pretend they had not just raped this person and welcome her into "the family." At that point, each member of the band would decide who she belonged to and she was not given a choice about who would be her regular rapist.
If she ever protested or spoke up she would be beaten and probably replaced. Oh, and if she was on the road with the group, they would just leave her wherever they were and she would have to make her own way home.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 22, 2018
This former A+ list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list adult singer owns over two dozen apartment buildings. No one would have guessed that.
Miley Cyrus
This former A+ list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list adult singer owns over two dozen apartment buildings. No one would have guessed that.
Miley Cyrus
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 22, 2018
This former A+ list singer has some of his people outside concerts passing out free t-shirts to women that support the singer/child molester. If they are willing to wear them, they get invited to a party to meet the singer.
R. Kelly
This former A+ list singer has some of his people outside concerts passing out free t-shirts to women that support the singer/child molester. If they are willing to wear them, they get invited to a party to meet the singer.
R. Kelly
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 21, 2018
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just didn't want to stop partying and have to get ready and then go perform for fans, so she blew a recent show off. She basically said f**k it and shows she cares way more about herself than her fans.
Rita Ora
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just didn't want to stop partying and have to get ready and then go perform for fans, so she blew a recent show off. She basically said f**k it and shows she cares way more about herself than her fans.
Rita Ora
Blind Item #8
This celebrity offspring was full on feeding the media frenzy when she thought it was helpful to have them thinking she was dating this foreign born A+ list singer. As she discovered though, it really hurt her dating and yachting prospects so has shut down that entire train of thinking. Considering she was implying to tabloids something the polar opposite a month ago, they are not happy.
Blind Item #7
This foreign born A+ list singer likes to talk about how much he loves he his girlfriend, but to other women he is trying to hook up with he says the couple is on the rocks.
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 21, 2018
This permanent A list singer obviously is confusing all those mid-teen females he used to have sex with back in the day after he got them drunk as willing. Oh, or he really does believe his best friend was just trying to prove a point by buying child porn.
Roger Daltrey/Pete Townshend
This permanent A list singer obviously is confusing all those mid-teen females he used to have sex with back in the day after he got them drunk as willing. Oh, or he really does believe his best friend was just trying to prove a point by buying child porn.
Roger Daltrey/Pete Townshend
Blind Item #6
This A list everything in her own mind thinks it is love, but her boyfriend thinks of it as something to pass the time in between seeing other women.
Blind Item #5
This A+ list mostly movie actress thought her television experience would be a one off thing. Forced into making it a two off thing, she has not been pleased. To make things worse, two co-stars have decided to turn their own unpleasant set experiences into a PR campaign against the A+ list actress which is really out of place.
Blind Item #4
This former A list entertainer turned reality star all of you know is suffering from early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
Blind Item #3
This alliterate former A- list mostly television actress who has frequently made news the past few weeks was admitted to a psychiatric facility for about 24 hours this past week.
Blind Item #2
This part-time reality star who is a full time celebrity sibling has her A list sibling always sending cash to her various drug dealers. His employer would not be pleased.
Blind Item #1
This former A list mostly television actor who played an iconic role and has even done so in other projects despite not getting much other work is trying to make some incidents with some women on a recent show go away before he gets caught up in the MeToo movement.
Monday, May 28, 2018
Blind Item #10 - Missing
Apparently, this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a child was the last person seen with a woman who can't be found. It happened on the east coast several months ago and the actor, who all of you know, says he dropped her off after their date. They met on an app and he says she came to his place via Uber and they hooked up and then he personally drove her home. He last saw her when she got out of the car. The next day, one of her friends went to the woman's home and the woman wasn't there. After two days of friends and family looking for her, they filed a police report. When the police started investigating they found the connection to the actor. He was allowed to come back here to LA when filming wrapped, but detectives did fly out here once with more questions. Our actor does have a temper problem and has abused women in the past.
Blind Item #9
This former A- list mostly movie actress is fine with month to month arrangements but she wants cash upfront for the whole month. The problem with that, is the multiple franchise actress has been known to bail if she finds someone else with more money. Apparently though, times have been tough the past few months and there have been no takers.
Blind Items Revealed #8
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
This foreign born A- list reality star from a very hot (just saw this while posting the reveal and it should have been hit, but it actually works as hot for this particular show too) reality show confided to a friend last night that she is losing her hair and has no idea what to do about it. The reality star says it has started falling out in clumps as of late.
Padma Lakshmi
Billboard Music Awards
This foreign born A- list reality star from a very hot (just saw this while posting the reveal and it should have been hit, but it actually works as hot for this particular show too) reality show confided to a friend last night that she is losing her hair and has no idea what to do about it. The reality star says it has started falling out in clumps as of late.
Padma Lakshmi
Blind Items Revealed #7
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
This B list celebrity offspring who wanders around the world a lot knows what this permanent A list singer tried to do to her and wants no part of her forever. She also remembers how the A lister did nothing when the offspring told her about a relative and what the relative was doing to the offspring.
Paris Jackson/Janet Jackson
Billboard Music Awards
This B list celebrity offspring who wanders around the world a lot knows what this permanent A list singer tried to do to her and wants no part of her forever. She also remembers how the A lister did nothing when the offspring told her about a relative and what the relative was doing to the offspring.
Paris Jackson/Janet Jackson
Blind Items Revealed #6
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
"I'm getting television p***y again baby, why would I need to be with that tired one." Yes, those are the words that escaped the mouth of this multiple time reality show star all of you know when asked by someone last night if he ever hooked up any longer with his ex, who is also a multiple reality show star all of you know and was briefly in the news not long ago.
Pauly D/Aubrey O'Day
Billboard Music Awards
"I'm getting television p***y again baby, why would I need to be with that tired one." Yes, those are the words that escaped the mouth of this multiple time reality show star all of you know when asked by someone last night if he ever hooked up any longer with his ex, who is also a multiple reality show star all of you know and was briefly in the news not long ago.
Pauly D/Aubrey O'Day
Blind Items Revealed #5
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
I never thought I would be writing a kindness item about this B list actress/part-time reality star in the midst of a divorce. Anyway, she was in Vegas this weekend loaded won with shopping bags when about a hundred feet in front of her a group of people went swarming by a man in a wheelchair and the wheelchair toppled over. None of the group stopped or offered to help. Our actress dropped all the bags right where she was and sprinted the 100 feet to the man who had no chance of getting back in the wheelchair. Our actress turned the wheelchair upright and then by herself lifted the man back into his chair. By that time, security had arrived and took over. Apparently it was a pretty impressive sight.
Jenna Dewan
Billboard Music Awards
I never thought I would be writing a kindness item about this B list actress/part-time reality star in the midst of a divorce. Anyway, she was in Vegas this weekend loaded won with shopping bags when about a hundred feet in front of her a group of people went swarming by a man in a wheelchair and the wheelchair toppled over. None of the group stopped or offered to help. Our actress dropped all the bags right where she was and sprinted the 100 feet to the man who had no chance of getting back in the wheelchair. Our actress turned the wheelchair upright and then by herself lifted the man back into his chair. By that time, security had arrived and took over. Apparently it was a pretty impressive sight.
Jenna Dewan
Blind Item #8
Yes, this closeted foreign born A list singer has hooked up with the half in/half out former A list solo singer who now fronts a band some of the time.
Blind Item #7
This permanent A/A- list musician who is that high because of the name recognition is known for being an a-hole. Oh, and a bigger one when drunk. He recently trashed a hotel room when his girlfriend wouldn't let him into her bedroom. Apparently they always get separate rooms in hotels. Sounds like love.
Blind Item #6
One wonders if this A- list mostly television actor who can definitely be A list when his long time show is airing or when he was seen in numerous other hits knows one of his managers has been sued for fraud. It sounds like the actor needs to run in the opposite direction from this particular manager.
Blind Item #5
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a solid A- lister. He crashed and burned at his attempt to headline a movie. Anyway, our actor is closeted, but also enjoys picking up women or verbally abusing them, depending on his mood. The actor is using an anonymous Snapchat account which uses the initials of a family member.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
This late night host can probably expect a call from his employers this morning for being embarrassingly wasted on the red carpet last night on their network's coverage of the show. Things only got worse during the show. I also think, at least on the red carpet he was trying to get back at the interviewer for something that happened in their past they both shared.
Andy Cohen/Jason Kennedy
Billboard Music Awards
This late night host can probably expect a call from his employers this morning for being embarrassingly wasted on the red carpet last night on their network's coverage of the show. Things only got worse during the show. I also think, at least on the red carpet he was trying to get back at the interviewer for something that happened in their past they both shared.
Andy Cohen/Jason Kennedy
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
Shocking absolutely no one, this former A+ list singer was impossible to deal with during all phases of rehearsal and show and after. Making things worse was the rivalry with her duet partner which saw them yelling at each other in rehearsal and an awful performance last night.
Christina Aguilera/Demi Lovato
Billboard Music Awards
Shocking absolutely no one, this former A+ list singer was impossible to deal with during all phases of rehearsal and show and after. Making things worse was the rivalry with her duet partner which saw them yelling at each other in rehearsal and an awful performance last night.
Christina Aguilera/Demi Lovato
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 21, 2018
Billboard Music Awards
This married initialed A- list rapper/part-time actor/part-time reality star was being his usual a-hole self when he called a woman a w**re because she refused to give him her phone number.
T.I.
Billboard Music Awards
This married initialed A- list rapper/part-time actor/part-time reality star was being his usual a-hole self when he called a woman a w**re because she refused to give him her phone number.
T.I.
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 18, 2018
This flash in the pan A- list singer turned celebrity turned reality star turned talk show host is doing her best to support the singer/child molester she hooked up with back in the day. Maybe she thinks he will help her music career.
Chante Moore/R Kelly
This flash in the pan A- list singer turned celebrity turned reality star turned talk show host is doing her best to support the singer/child molester she hooked up with back in the day. Maybe she thinks he will help her music career.
Chante Moore/R Kelly
Blind Item #4 - Letters - A Dancing Boy Blind Item
I don't get a lot of letters - I mean who does these days - but it came as a special surprise when in recent months I received a large padded envelope, return address a PO box in Hollywood. It was stuffed with letters, all of them from the 80s, and each stamped with an apparent rating: G, PG, PG-13, R, and finally X (which for those of you too young to remember = NC-17 today). They had been opened and read, I could tell, then returned to their envelopes. I immediately knew what they were: fan letters.
During my brief encounter with fame, these parcels came twice-monthly. Initially, they were unmediated - sent directly from my agent's office to my home address. Most were from tween girls, regular readers of teen magazines, and members of various fan clubs. I was advised to write back only rarely, when it was a child with cancer, or whose parents had just divorced, or something - you weren't supposed to be too accessible. All the others would get a canned reply, and head shot, if requested.
I promptly ignored this advice, writing back to as many of them as I could find the time. Almost always, they wanted to know: did I have a girlfriend? My agent told me to always say yes, whether or not it was true, because boys were supposed to have girlfriends. Umm, where's yours, I thought. He had only a "personal assistant" (the first time I had heard the term), this eighteen year old boy who he claimed to have rescued from a troubled home several years earlier. The first time I met him I thought he was my age, or no more than a year or two older. I thought it was his son. Nope, more like his "son."
(Funnily: my on-again, off-again beard since grade school - the first girl I had ever kissed - had with her twin sister been "discovered" by an associate of my agent, shortly before it happened to me. They had a small role at the opening of a lodging-themed cult horror flick, running and screaming, and were offered others afterward. But their mother, who became fast aware of how the business worked at the turn of the decade, pulled the plug on it all.)
My own experience with fandom soon took a dark turn too.
One of my correspondents was a boy my age in Nebraska - just about the only boy who wrote to me. He seemed nice enough, and (since I had a small/secret crush on him) it didn't even matter that our shared interests were mostly the fabrications of a bitter Hollywood screenwriter turned copywriter for the agency. (It was all, you understand, designed to appeal to tween girls, without ever being overtly gay - certain things were in, and others out. Unless you were being groomed for "bad boy" parts, for instance, a taste for heavy metal was verboten, as was an interest in horror movies. According to the press releases, my favorite band was "Wham!," and my favorite movie was "the Goonies" [which, at least, I actually did like]. I preferred Benihana [this was the 80s remember, when Japan was the future] to Mexican, but I'd never try sushi. The scar above my right eye was caused by a dog attack [a standard period sit com trope - I had actually collided with my teammate's front teeth playing soccer]. I liked the beach, playing cards, light blue...)
A month or two into our correspondence, I got a letter which I knew to have a picture inside. I hurriedly tore open the envelope, only to find the nude photo of a middle aged man lying naked on a lakeside beach. The accompanying letter, which described "traditional coming of age rites," from Sparta to New Guinea, laid bare (you'll forgive the pun) his interest in me. He would kidnap me, he said - like Zeus did Ganymede - and "show me the path to manhood so lacking in the modern world." You may not remember a single line from Shakespeare, but somehow the words of creeps stick with you for decades.
I left it on the counter for my parents to find, and that was the end of that. One of the office ladies - a nice woman who called me Bunny for some reason (I think I had shown up there in a Peter Rabbit costume once) - was assigned the task of screening my mail, and giving each letter a rating.
In those months, I managed to leverage my fleeting celebrity for one thing: a real pen pal. Maybe I was just mad at having been burned (as in deceived and taken advantage of) by Middle Aged Man, or maybe it was that I wanted to connect with someone who got what I was going through. (For all but the most well-adjusted - which I was most certainly not - a certain amount of withdrawal is common. People you've known think you're being aloof, but it isn't that at all. Prior to this moment, you've only ever had a private life, with all its expectations, and deficits - the stuff of normal life. Now you have a public self, which has taken over your body, and image, and increasingly your life. Strangers, and even some friends, begin to see you as that. As a kid, and even as an adult, a part of you just wants to hide.
As a counterpoint example, one of my friends in high school was this actress who played opposite probably the biggest kid star of the decade [all because of this one movie] in the flick that followed. I didn't understand it to be film noir, or kid noir - these were terms I wouldn't hear until college - but it was one of my favorite movies back then. It was also a big inspiration for this feature I'm writing, "the Little Drummer Boy." If kindness were a child actor, she was it: despite a regular tv gig she got straight As in AP classes, was always generous with her time, and did charity work not because she had to, but because she wanted to. I'd been hoping she might come out of actor retirement for the role of the dancing boy's mother, and I'm pleased to find she's willing to act again. In fact, I'm hoping her former screen mate might consider playing the dad. But I digress...)
My pen pal and I had met at this charity dinner, which fittingly enough for the movie he was about to appear in, was devoted to funding Russian exchange students, and promoting "peace through friendship." (I don't know why I was there. It had been decided that my Special Interest would be world peace - which annoyed me because it sounded like a beauty pageant contestant - so I guess it had something to do with that. The Soviet-era swag on display though was pretty cool: old spy cameras [one a wrist watch, another a pen], folk art by Cossacks, an Afghanistan invasion force play set. My favorite was the spy stuff. It was like that game "Top Secret," but for real.)
You could tell even then that he was already over it, just wanted to get back to his friends, and baseball (which was his original talent, and part of the reason he got the role in the first place). I figured it was why I stopped hearing from him after a few months, and why he never worked again. What I only realized, after getting this parcel, was that there might be more to the story. Astonishingly, there was one final letter from him - which began with his usual good will, and goings on (he'd mark each day he had left in Hollywood, as if it was jail), but ended with a warning.
The week prior, he'd been invited to a certain private club well known to CDAN readers. He was only there a short time before things got palpably strange, and uncomfortable, with one of the adults present. After demanding use of a phone for close to ten minutes, he was finally able to call his father in the midwest, who in turned called him a cab back to his hotel. (He was in town to do publicity.) The letter was marked with an X, presumably by my agent, to indicate it was not for my eyes: people protecting their kind, and all.
So, why did I get it now, after all these years? I'm thinking it's because of what's happened, beginning last October. You wonder who else is getting what. You wonder what they're turning over to the appropriate authorities. (As in: the letter is no longer in my possession.)
There was this other letter too, the envelope marked conspicuously with the stuff of 80s fan girls: hearts, clouds, rainbows, unicorns. That was all tongue in cheek, or at least meant in the best possible way. As it turns out, I knew, or at least had met my correspondent.
"Dear *****," it read. "Not sure if you remember me, but I was that studio intern who made sure you didn't end up on a milk carton. I just wanted to write and maybe cheer you up. I know you didn't get the part, but I thought you did good. And for what it's worth the production is a mess."
Oddly enough, even after all this time, this did make me feel better. In this business it isn't even always success that matters, but the perception of it. As I had said, more or less, I was or would start to become famous for something that didn't yet exist. I'm thinking that this is the proverbial way the world works. The only difference between a con and a hustle is that with the latter, you have the goods. You either break through the noise, or you don't. Almost never does anyone get an "e" for effort.
But I was just happy to hear from her too, however belatedly. She was that rare flower of kindness in the asphalt of Hollywood. And these being internet times, she wasn't hard to find. She's married now, with two nice and nearly grown kids.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
During my brief encounter with fame, these parcels came twice-monthly. Initially, they were unmediated - sent directly from my agent's office to my home address. Most were from tween girls, regular readers of teen magazines, and members of various fan clubs. I was advised to write back only rarely, when it was a child with cancer, or whose parents had just divorced, or something - you weren't supposed to be too accessible. All the others would get a canned reply, and head shot, if requested.
I promptly ignored this advice, writing back to as many of them as I could find the time. Almost always, they wanted to know: did I have a girlfriend? My agent told me to always say yes, whether or not it was true, because boys were supposed to have girlfriends. Umm, where's yours, I thought. He had only a "personal assistant" (the first time I had heard the term), this eighteen year old boy who he claimed to have rescued from a troubled home several years earlier. The first time I met him I thought he was my age, or no more than a year or two older. I thought it was his son. Nope, more like his "son."
(Funnily: my on-again, off-again beard since grade school - the first girl I had ever kissed - had with her twin sister been "discovered" by an associate of my agent, shortly before it happened to me. They had a small role at the opening of a lodging-themed cult horror flick, running and screaming, and were offered others afterward. But their mother, who became fast aware of how the business worked at the turn of the decade, pulled the plug on it all.)
My own experience with fandom soon took a dark turn too.
One of my correspondents was a boy my age in Nebraska - just about the only boy who wrote to me. He seemed nice enough, and (since I had a small/secret crush on him) it didn't even matter that our shared interests were mostly the fabrications of a bitter Hollywood screenwriter turned copywriter for the agency. (It was all, you understand, designed to appeal to tween girls, without ever being overtly gay - certain things were in, and others out. Unless you were being groomed for "bad boy" parts, for instance, a taste for heavy metal was verboten, as was an interest in horror movies. According to the press releases, my favorite band was "Wham!," and my favorite movie was "the Goonies" [which, at least, I actually did like]. I preferred Benihana [this was the 80s remember, when Japan was the future] to Mexican, but I'd never try sushi. The scar above my right eye was caused by a dog attack [a standard period sit com trope - I had actually collided with my teammate's front teeth playing soccer]. I liked the beach, playing cards, light blue...)
A month or two into our correspondence, I got a letter which I knew to have a picture inside. I hurriedly tore open the envelope, only to find the nude photo of a middle aged man lying naked on a lakeside beach. The accompanying letter, which described "traditional coming of age rites," from Sparta to New Guinea, laid bare (you'll forgive the pun) his interest in me. He would kidnap me, he said - like Zeus did Ganymede - and "show me the path to manhood so lacking in the modern world." You may not remember a single line from Shakespeare, but somehow the words of creeps stick with you for decades.
I left it on the counter for my parents to find, and that was the end of that. One of the office ladies - a nice woman who called me Bunny for some reason (I think I had shown up there in a Peter Rabbit costume once) - was assigned the task of screening my mail, and giving each letter a rating.
In those months, I managed to leverage my fleeting celebrity for one thing: a real pen pal. Maybe I was just mad at having been burned (as in deceived and taken advantage of) by Middle Aged Man, or maybe it was that I wanted to connect with someone who got what I was going through. (For all but the most well-adjusted - which I was most certainly not - a certain amount of withdrawal is common. People you've known think you're being aloof, but it isn't that at all. Prior to this moment, you've only ever had a private life, with all its expectations, and deficits - the stuff of normal life. Now you have a public self, which has taken over your body, and image, and increasingly your life. Strangers, and even some friends, begin to see you as that. As a kid, and even as an adult, a part of you just wants to hide.
As a counterpoint example, one of my friends in high school was this actress who played opposite probably the biggest kid star of the decade [all because of this one movie] in the flick that followed. I didn't understand it to be film noir, or kid noir - these were terms I wouldn't hear until college - but it was one of my favorite movies back then. It was also a big inspiration for this feature I'm writing, "the Little Drummer Boy." If kindness were a child actor, she was it: despite a regular tv gig she got straight As in AP classes, was always generous with her time, and did charity work not because she had to, but because she wanted to. I'd been hoping she might come out of actor retirement for the role of the dancing boy's mother, and I'm pleased to find she's willing to act again. In fact, I'm hoping her former screen mate might consider playing the dad. But I digress...)
My pen pal and I had met at this charity dinner, which fittingly enough for the movie he was about to appear in, was devoted to funding Russian exchange students, and promoting "peace through friendship." (I don't know why I was there. It had been decided that my Special Interest would be world peace - which annoyed me because it sounded like a beauty pageant contestant - so I guess it had something to do with that. The Soviet-era swag on display though was pretty cool: old spy cameras [one a wrist watch, another a pen], folk art by Cossacks, an Afghanistan invasion force play set. My favorite was the spy stuff. It was like that game "Top Secret," but for real.)
You could tell even then that he was already over it, just wanted to get back to his friends, and baseball (which was his original talent, and part of the reason he got the role in the first place). I figured it was why I stopped hearing from him after a few months, and why he never worked again. What I only realized, after getting this parcel, was that there might be more to the story. Astonishingly, there was one final letter from him - which began with his usual good will, and goings on (he'd mark each day he had left in Hollywood, as if it was jail), but ended with a warning.
The week prior, he'd been invited to a certain private club well known to CDAN readers. He was only there a short time before things got palpably strange, and uncomfortable, with one of the adults present. After demanding use of a phone for close to ten minutes, he was finally able to call his father in the midwest, who in turned called him a cab back to his hotel. (He was in town to do publicity.) The letter was marked with an X, presumably by my agent, to indicate it was not for my eyes: people protecting their kind, and all.
So, why did I get it now, after all these years? I'm thinking it's because of what's happened, beginning last October. You wonder who else is getting what. You wonder what they're turning over to the appropriate authorities. (As in: the letter is no longer in my possession.)
There was this other letter too, the envelope marked conspicuously with the stuff of 80s fan girls: hearts, clouds, rainbows, unicorns. That was all tongue in cheek, or at least meant in the best possible way. As it turns out, I knew, or at least had met my correspondent.
"Dear *****," it read. "Not sure if you remember me, but I was that studio intern who made sure you didn't end up on a milk carton. I just wanted to write and maybe cheer you up. I know you didn't get the part, but I thought you did good. And for what it's worth the production is a mess."
Oddly enough, even after all this time, this did make me feel better. In this business it isn't even always success that matters, but the perception of it. As I had said, more or less, I was or would start to become famous for something that didn't yet exist. I'm thinking that this is the proverbial way the world works. The only difference between a con and a hustle is that with the latter, you have the goods. You either break through the noise, or you don't. Almost never does anyone get an "e" for effort.
But I was just happy to hear from her too, however belatedly. She was that rare flower of kindness in the asphalt of Hollywood. And these being internet times, she wasn't hard to find. She's married now, with two nice and nearly grown kids.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
Blind Item #3
For the first time I can remember, this former A+ list rapper/wannabe actor let it publicly be known that he likes women to use strap ons on him. Considering who is doing it to him as of late, there will probably be video of it soon.
Blind Item #2
This always outspoken rapper decided to break some news. She is never shy about exposing everything going on behind the scenes. She threw some serious shade at the A list reality star and the man the reality star calls her husband. Our rapper basically said one shouldn't cast stones at glass houses. The rapper has written a bunch of hits for the husband of the reality star because he is not as good as he used to be. So, maybe the reality star shouldn't be calling out other people for their writing issues.
Blind Item #1
This former B list singer/rapper is basically a one hit wonder. He also has a famous ex. His career has gone downhill since he discovered crack. He is in really bad shape.
Sunday, May 27, 2018
Blind Item #15
This probably could have been a kindness, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise that keeps on humming along got paid a ton of money to attend a charity event, but then promoted it like she did it all for free and out of the kindness of her heart.
Blind Item #14
Usually it is this other actress from this almost network hit not involving a superhero. This time though, it is an actress who can't quite make it on that almost network money and met up with some representatives of Bani down south to make arrangements to do some summer yachting which will pay way more than she has earned in total from that show. Of course, it is because of the show she can command those kind of fees.
Blind Item #13
This B- list take anything actress is hooking up with the significant other of this celebrity offspring/actress of a permanent A+ lister in multiple areas.
Blind Item #12
This foreign born singer who was not in an earlier blind item about a foreign born singer is way more famous than she probably should be based on airplay and record sales. She has made news recently because she has apparently compromised her political beliefs for the sake of some publicity and money and a thirst for more fame. Actually though, she does share some very racist points of view with a person close to her.
Blind Item #11
Speaking of the show mentioned in #10, the alliterate actress has got some support in her campaign, from this former A- list mostly movie actress turned A- list mostly television actress at the time she had a run in with her co-star. He wanted her replaced with someone he "could get along with more" and when the big boss on the show took her side over his, he went to the network and threatened to walk out. So, what did the network do? Killed off the actress and fired the big boss on the show. Since that point in time, the star of the show has done what he wanted and knows that no one will stop him because the network made their decision and won't do anything about anything he does.
Blind Item #10
This alliterate actress has been making noise to her Twitter fans. She says that an actress who was previously a co-star and left the show before our alliterate actress (and got higher ratings) earned her job via the casting couch.
Blind Item #9
This married permanent A list still playing athlete called in some favors to find a model or two who would stay quiet if he hooked up with them. Honestly, they probably had no idea who he was, but they know what will happen to them, if they say anything. Now, if he had gone through that new Madam, she would have posted pictures of the hookup. Discretion is not really her jam.
Blind Item #8
It was touch and go whether this foreign born one named basically one hit wonder would check herself into a mental health facility. She has been performing still, but her shows are a fraction of the length they were and she has panic attacks all day and evening leading up to shows. She needs a long rest.
Blind Item #7
Items belonging to this now deceased foreign born A list singer keep showing up on auction sites and in pawn shops. They were all stolen by an ex of the singer who is selling them off one by one to finance his drug and escort lifestyle while he plots on how to get more.
Blind Item #6
For once, it was this foreign born A- list mostly action movie actor who needed the publicity and not the foreign born model/wannabe actress he calls his girlfriend who hits every red carpet in town every night. Things were definitely broken between the pair, but a need for paps brought them together.
Blind Item #5
This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who might be better known for being a professional beard had to sign a NDA before she hit the casting couch to land a role in a new movie.
Blind Items Revealed #4
May 18, 2018
I will believe your lame excuses about being too far along in the season to replace this disgraced actor. If I am to believe that was your only reason for not calling out his behavior though, then why invite him to do press for the show? Why have the rest of the cast there supporting him (except his on set wife who hates him more than just about anyone else she has ever met) and posing for photos with him and none of cast allowed to say one negative thing. Watch how fast your viewers flee. Amazon said no to him, but you keep saying yes in every word and action.
Jeffrey Tambor/Jessica Walter/Arrested Development (this was before the NYT story that broke all this wide open)
I will believe your lame excuses about being too far along in the season to replace this disgraced actor. If I am to believe that was your only reason for not calling out his behavior though, then why invite him to do press for the show? Why have the rest of the cast there supporting him (except his on set wife who hates him more than just about anyone else she has ever met) and posing for photos with him and none of cast allowed to say one negative thing. Watch how fast your viewers flee. Amazon said no to him, but you keep saying yes in every word and action.
Jeffrey Tambor/Jessica Walter/Arrested Development (this was before the NYT story that broke all this wide open)
Blind Items Revealed #3
May 19, 2018
This A+ list singer/not so good actor is having trouble with ticket sales to his shows. Like so many others the past few years who try and make as much money as possible by jacking up ticket prices to astronomical heights, he is slashing prices and dates to try and increase sales.
Justin Timberlake
This A+ list singer/not so good actor is having trouble with ticket sales to his shows. Like so many others the past few years who try and make as much money as possible by jacking up ticket prices to astronomical heights, he is slashing prices and dates to try and increase sales.
Justin Timberlake
Blind Items Revealed #2
May 19, 2018
This foreign born just about permanent A list singer of an A list group is cheating on his A- list actress/celebrity offspring girlfriend.
Chris Martin/Dakota Johnson
This foreign born just about permanent A list singer of an A list group is cheating on his A- list actress/celebrity offspring girlfriend.
Chris Martin/Dakota Johnson
Blind Items Revealed #1
May 20, 2018
I'm wondering if this A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to set her wedding date for before or after the mistress of her soon to be husband gives birth.
Taraji P Henson
I'm wondering if this A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to set her wedding date for before or after the mistress of her soon to be husband gives birth.
Taraji P Henson
Blind Item #4
This A list singer/producer all of you know is more famous for his producing and writing than his singing, although his success there has been huge too. Anyway, he has been cheating on his wife with a French model he met during a photo shoot.
Blind Item #3
This teenage loving A- list reality star has a new show in the works, but it is just an excuse for him to get more people to give him money for his worthless investments. There is money to be made with what he is doing on the show, but that avenue is available to people who invest with him. He sets them up in his shell corporations where the only profits are on paper and they eventually get wiped out and into the reality star's pockets.
Blind Item #2
Public records say one thing, but they don't tell the whole story. This oligarch was allowed to purchase a property for a tenth of its value by the mogul who contributed the remaining 90% himself to make it look like an almost full price transaction.The mogul owes lots of favors to the person with lots of friends on the sanctions list.
Blind Item #1
This A list singer was no saint when she was a tween actress so it is pretty strange that she chose to throw shade at this teen actress on a hit almost show for doing something way more innocent than our singer used to do at the same age.