Saturday, April 21, 2018

Blind Item #15

Interesting, and will probably kill them, but this former acting duo who still have a member of the family doing some acting have been known to have a cigarette smoke off. One day or one week contests to see who can smoke the most and eat the least. Sounds like a crowd pleaser.

Blind Item #14

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress has always been a good actress but for the past year seems to have also been more online tabloid fodder than actress. Her people are spinning a departure from a recent movie as a scheduling conflict, but it was a firing. I kind of feel like she needs a reset.

Blind Item #13

I'm not a fan of this A/A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost television show, but she doesn't deserve all the weight gain comments she has been receiving from the studio and publicists and critics. 

Blind Item #12

This B- list mostly television actor probably had his biggest break for this almost television hit. Now, he is headed to cable for what will be a hit show. Anyway, he has been out promoting it this week and is method which apparently includes during press. The guy he is portraying was a big boozer so that is how the actor is playing it which has led to some interesting press.

Blind Item #11

She is a real model and not just some Instagram celebrity offspring model. She is the offspring of a foreign born permanent A++ lister. She also, despite not great name recognition got her own fashion line. Why? An investment in the designer's company from the A++ lister.

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind

This is entirely random and on the d/l, but since it involves that most public of public figures I thought I'd share. Can you imagine how strange and surreal it would be to wake up in the morning and find yourself the subject of one of his 3am hate tweets?

This just happened to someone I know (though haven't seen in a while). In her capacity as one of the most high profile of these, she has in the current era become a lightning rod for both sides. Not a week goes by when that Philadelphia-based blogger doesn't diss her - men, in particular, are basically obsessed with this person (in a sort of analogous way to that A++ list female politician). Of course, because it's him who is hating on her, DK has a sympathetic front page post. This all switches from day to day, basically.

Anyhow, back in the day (are the 90s back in the day yet?), she and I were in a fiction writing class with a certain out gay novelist who didn't much like teaching, and was known to the young men of the class for sometimes sleeping with them, and his voluminous porn collection.

I wrote this story about being a barely legal hustler in San Francisco called "the Tenderloin's Edge." It wasn't very good (largely because it wanted to be told for what it was - a true rather than fictional story). But she was the only person in the class who got what I was trying to do, and asked me questions about the experience behind it afterward. That's how we got to know each other. It's funny because she was practically a magician when it came to making people feel comfortable about answering questions/sharing. She'd go on to make a living doing that.

And she was right: I should write it in her preferred medium, non-fiction. I'm trying to get on that long running radio show - the one with the themed episodes on the not-for-profit stations - to tell this story. 

Blind Item #9

It has been a slow process of getting photos taken and released that show this A/A- list disgraced actor from an acting family in the best light possible. Notice, they all have been either designed to show he is still working or that he is in a loving relationship with one person who obviously trusts him. No big stories or attempts at covers, just a slooow release of stories designed to shape their own narrative. It is much smarter than the Louis CK strategy of trying to release a story about he would make a comeback which was met with a thud.

Blind Item #8 - Old Hollywood

Coming into the light this past week is that this long dead permanent A list mostly movie actor who was an Academy Award winner was a card carrying member of the KKK while in college.

Blind Item #7

This one is a lot to condense about the A list mostly television actor who went from one hit network show to the next and his wannabe celebrity wife. Yes, I have written about them several times. Apparently the wife pitched herself, badly as it turns out to a daytime talk show using recent appearances on other shows to justify her appearance on this other show. They passed. They did however extend an offer to the best friend of the wife to discuss a subject. Now, unbeknownst to the best friend, the wife went to the producers of the show and threw the best friend under the bus in order to try and land the gig. She was unsuccessful and burned any and all remaining bridges to that show. Oh, and wholly unrelated to the wife or best friend, the producers of the show fired all the interns two weeks earlier than they were supposed to because one of the interns was leaking to a tabloid. Not the intern who gave up all this though.

Now, as for the husband? Apparently he instructed all cast and crew there would be no phones allowed at the wrap party. No pictures. No record of anything that happened at that event. Interestingly enough, the wife was not invited, but someone else instead. 

Blind Item #6 - A Reader Blind Item

A few years ago, I was working on a movie, a low budget horror movie. don't bother looking it up -- it never finished filming, let alone got released,and any reference to it has been scrubbed away. My friends were making it, and I was there just to help, P.A.-ing and stuff like that. Unfortunately, my friend, the lead actor/producer (don't bother looking him up; he's not famous) got a huge ego and started taking control of the project, abusing two of the actresses (two C-list scream queens who work consistently on direct to VOD type stuff; one has actually directed three of her own films so far) with the help of another actress, ex-Playboy model (not centerfold or cover) turned C list scream queen. None of these people are really famous.

The one person who was, however, was a B movie legend we had for two days. This legend, who we will call, DR, began his career in earnest three decades ago. He got a couple parts in sequels to horror franchises from back in the day, with two different characters that had similar deformities. He disappeared into a bit player wilderness for a while before being rediscovered by a A-/B+ list director who was briefly A- list in another type of entertainment.

The director cast him in another franchise, the one that made him the B movie legend he is today. DR worked a couple times with the director before calling it quits, and he told us why. Now DR is genuinely nice guy -- a complete gentleman. He told us why he stopped working with the director and why it took so long for the director to make another film in the franchise that made his name. The director was an abusive jerk. Manipulation, verbal abuse, bullying -- you name it, he did it to almost anyone within earshot. The director pushed away everyone except his wife and FX man. He was one of the biggest, meanest jerks DR said he met.

Maybe the director has calmed down, or maybe DR is smart to not let a good money thing go, but he's reunited with the director for a new film. Hopefully, the director has gotten better. But if you ever watch whatever the director made, or consume his prior artistic output, do so knowing he was  probably an abusive a******e to whomever he was collaborating with at the time of making it.

Blind Item #5

A new lawsuit is set to be filed in the upcoming two weeks. I guess it is almost a revised lawsuit. Anyway, it goes after this permanent A list mostly movie actor and his group. Apparently there is a blue dress type twist in this lawsuit so to speak. The victim has a pair of pants with the A list actor's semen on it which was preserved. So, this should be interesting to watch when that announcement is publicly made.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 13, 2018

This former A/A- list mostly movie actress who has had a movie franchise and a tv movie franchise is actually regularly eating after her doctor told her she would die within a year. She either had to start eating or giving up booze/drugs so our actress started eating.

Tara Reid

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 13, 2018

This A list comic actress recently found out that her significant other was in a relationship while entering a relationship with the actress. This has caused a lot of friction and also some possible career damage to the actress because of the steps she took when discovering it.

Amy Schumer/Dropped publicist/manager when she found out the pair used to date

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 13, 2018

It has been quite some time since this foreign born permanent A list model popped up on the gossip screen. She was a staple for the first several years of the site. While out of her own country, and not anywhere on this continent, the model cheated on her long time boyfriend when she chose to do some yachting with a very very wealthy man.

Kate Moss

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 13, 2018

This foreign raised permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee is filming a project right now with a couple of A/A+ listers and had it stipulated in her contract that she was to be provided the largest house while filming on location.

Nicole Kidman/Big Little Lies

Blind Item #4

Maybe it was not the best idea to have a blowout fight and then sit front row at a nationally televised basketball game? Just a thought to this athletic couple. 

Blind Item #3

Apparently this actress/singer missed being in this space the past few months because she is in it now for the second time in a week. The actress, who was most recently seen in one of the few bombs of the A+ list show runner who dominates a certain family of networks has made it clear to this underage sex having/STD giving former A list singer that she is willing to hook up with him and live with him if he can help get her singing career headed in the right direction.

Blind Item #2

Apparently this online tabloid/television show staged a photo late this week involving a former Disney star to try and get a few clicks. Maybe they should have gone for someone higher on the list.

Blind Item #1

This A-/B+ list rapper/convicted child sex offender must have to stay away from teens right? How come there he was at a mall stalking a Forever 21 store and hitting on teens who couldn't even be old enough to drive.

Friday, April 20, 2018

Blind Item #18

This B+ list mostly movie actor who is the celebrity offspring of two celebrities loves being on an out of the country press tour. You have never seen a guy so happy to be with guys while back home he has to be always pretending to be straight.

Blind Item #17

Continuing his trend of being the biggest a-hole to people who can do him no good is this winter athlete turned reality star. Wow he was awful to people at a recent event this week.

Blind Item #16

This permanent A list mostly movie actress who has multiple Academy Award nominations/wins has been having sex with a 16 year old who bagged her groceries a couple months ago. I'm not going to go look up her age, but a good solid guess is that she is around 4 times his age.

Blind Item #15

This A- list mostly television actor who stars on a long running hit network comedy was noticeably missing from some recent press for the show. He doesn't care and is just gliding through the last season or so of the show and knows no one is going to fire him. He just doesn't care.

Blind Item #14

This three named A-/B+ list mostly movie actress recently lost a couple of offers that should have come her way. She was told she needed to lose 20 pounds.

Blind Item #13

Falling down while drunk seems to be a common thing as of late. This permanent A list dual threat actress most known for an iconic television role is the latest victim.

Blind Item #12

This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has two big hits in her acting career has not even read the book she is out promoting right now. It kind of makes those Q& A awkward.

Blind Item #11

While the cameras were focused on her, our favorite wine buying, drug taking former tweener turned adult actress/singer signed autographs and took pics with fans. As soon as the cameras stopped, so did our actress/singer.

Blind Item #10

This former A/A- list mostly television actress turned train wreck is back home and boozing and mixing pills as much as before.

Blind Item #9

In lieu of a donation that she typically gives to the "life coach"/"guru"/scam artist that this foreign born former reality star gave a ton of money to while married she offered up a friend of one of her offspring for sex.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 13, 2018

Apparently the rehab thing didn't work for this foreign born A list rapper. She is still hooked on drugs, and if anything is worse than when she went.

Nicki Minaj

Four For Friday - A Reader Blind

Hello fellow readers! Don’t bother to guess who I am, as I’ve primarily lurked throughout the years I’ve been reading this blog. I’d like to share a celebrity encounter from my youth that was the first of many celebrity encounters, but was definitely the most memorable. My mother, as a single parent, did fairly well for herself and as such, I was able to travel to many places as a child. Most times, we drove, but this particular trip was only my second time flying out of the country. She was able to again allow me to join her and a fellow coworker to spend a week visiting a beautiful tropical country.

We stayed in a pretty fancy hotel down the road from the Sandals that our tour guide assured us celebrities like Eddie Murphy would visit on their vacations. Even though this hotel was some distance down the road from the Sandals, we still shared the same beautiful blue-watered sandy beach as them, so I crossed my fingers on meeting any. Early in our stay – I believe the first or second full day, my mother & I started to head toward the beach. I should probably describe this a bit. The hotel was on a steep hill next to the beach and there were stairs leading down to said beach. And halfway between the beach and the hotel on this steep hill was one of those outdoor bars that so pretty common in tropical countries like this one.

So my mother and I are exploring the hotel on a beautiful clear day and decide to check out the beach. As such , to get to the beach , we have to pass this bar. And since it was her first time in this country as well, she decided we should check out this bar. So we’re sitting in this bar and enjoying the view of the water and beach. Since my chair is facing the stairs, I’m in a prime position to see anyone who passes by, and this spot does not disappoint. Within about 10-15min of us taking our seats, in walks this at the time A/A- list comedic mostly movie actor. Right now, in 2018, I doubt anyone would remember this guy, but at that particular time, he was on top of the world and it’s doubtful there would have been an American kid (or kid from this particular country) who wouldn’t recognize him. And the bulk of his fame came from his breakout role in a major Disney film partially set in the country that many people still remember today. In fact, it was heavily referenced at that major event earlier this year.

The star of the film was clearly meant to be an actor that didn’t really seem to get very far. In fact this actor, who I’ll call, “T,” has probably worked through the years, but would only truly be remembered for this particular film and another B film that also starred this D-list, but probably permanent B/C-list in his own demographic, mostly movie actor/director/producer.

Also in this film was a C/D-list mostly tv actor, “A,” who despite still resurfacing on television every few years, is probably most remembered for co-starring on a network tv series that came a few years after this film, and legendary comic/actor, “M,” who while great, was still outshone by the breakout actor that I’ll now call, “H.”

Back to the story. Me, being a kid, immediately went wide-eyed and asked my mom if I was indeed seeing H. My mother, however, has never shared my enthusiasm for the entertainment industry, so she wasn’t sure (despite having seen the film with me the year prior). I slowly approached H and asked if that’s who he was, and he confirmed that he was. I started gushing to him how much I loved his role in the major film as well as the film itself. He ended up chatting with my mom & I for about an hour or so and then said he had to leave. Before he did, he agreed to take a picture with me. I still have that picture somewhere in my belongings.

That evening, the hotel had one of its nightly parties that offered the chance to play icebreaker games. During this, the announcer gleefully announced that H (who seemed to be seen as something as a national figure for being in the film)  was in the house. As soon as he said this you could see a figure jump up and sprint into the night. And I thought that was that. He was gone and I’d never see him again. The next morning, my mom and I went to enjoy the breakfast buffet in the courtyard, when who should I see already dining, but H. I asked him if I could join him for breakfast and he permitted. We again had a nice chat for some time that morning before he once more stated he had to go. I thanked him for his time and he left.

That was that last time I saw him in person. He was in a few more Disney movies and sort of faded after that. The last thing I remember him in was that forgotten network series from the now-disgraced entertainer, and even though I forgot the details of what exactly happened, I never forgot that experience of an international star taking the time to talk to a 9 or 10yr old fan not once, but twice.

The country:
The film:
H:
T:
A:
M:

Your Turn

Have to ask this today. Do you smoke pot? Do you think it should be legal?

Blind Items Revealed #4 - Mr. Hedge

April 13, 2018

This athlete investor, about whom I've written previously - is off to a very rough start, early in his inaugural season. His team looks even worse on the field than most people expected, and that's really saying something.  Attendance has plummeted - cut in half, even when adjusted for changes made to how it gets publicly reported.  In fact, they have already set their stadium's "record" for the fewest number of fans buying tickets to a single game, on 3 separate occasions.

As someone who saw the deal terms from the inside, the financial projections forecast both cost cutting AND a revenue increase in year 1.  The entire financial plan, which justified the massive price tag his investor group paid for the team - relied upon that trend to continue in future years. The way things are going, his investors will see most of their investment value evaporated - through taking on additional debt to fund operations, in about 3-4 years.

Derek Jeter

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 12, 2018

I love that this directionally challenged rapper can get a huge gathering of celebrities to come to a launch of what is basically a way for him to launder money.

French Montana

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 12, 2018

This foreign born A list dual threat actor who I'm hoping is the next James Bond probably wishes he picked a different restaurant to eat at this week with his girlfriend. You know, considering one of the women he cheated on his girlfriend with was working at the restaurant. She wasn't the server for our actor, but she did make sure to walk past his table a dozen times. She says the actor looked like he was going to die each time she walked by.

Idris Elba

Blind Item #8 - The Dancing Boy

For the twenty years (this past January) since the overdose, I've suffered from nightly insomnia (which is a shame since coming up I was a talented sleeper). Lately I've been waking up around 4 or 5am, wanting to tell things. Here is one, a thing of things. You see: I share something in common with the subject, at least, of a recent very popular blind. No, I don't mean that we grew up in the same place, although we did. This person revealed this thing, and really I should say other thing, about a half-decade ago, I think. The reason you don't want to is what happened next. The sibling, who in kid times I once counted as a friend, reacted that way. Even more sadly, that most important of older women did too. And then what happened next, which won't, I hope, be happening now.

In a grim coincidence, I grew up on the same block as a woman - then nearing old age - whose fictional likeness was already one of the more famous grand-daughter characters (of course, and sadly, that's not all she was). I like to refer to the writer of this one - one of the best of all time - who deserved the award for it.

And much as in this other person's case, the two additional types of conduct toward me were also present, and persistent. In one case, when I was eight, the door was flung open on a Sunday morning - refer to the original blind for my state of dress - and I was thrown across the room and against the wall because I wasn't ready to go. Where as one happened in secret, and this one in private, the third one happened basically in public. Lots of people, including friends, will have stories. And I won't hesitate to mention that mine was to me as much I imagine as this other person's, also a booster - someone who believed in you and what you could do. That's the part that makes it all so messed up.

By "what happened next" I mean I hope I won't be forced to do/say what happened next.

For the connection to the grand-daughter refer to experience of the mother.

Blind Item #7

Apparently the married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and cheats on his wife all the time and is constantly harassing other women has chosen to take the side of the child molesting director. Shocker.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 12, 2018

This auto tune loving former A- list singer loves having threesomes with his wife and without and will cheat on his wife every chance he gets, but has threatened to kill her if she ever cheats on him.

T-Pain

Blind Item #6

It didn't take long for this former entertainer turned the affordable movie alternative to his former counterpart to start hooking up with another woman after a recent split. You know, they seem really chummy so this has probably been going on for awhile.

Blind Item #5

It wouldn't shock me if this alliterate actress I wrote about yesterday blames all her recent actions on drugs or meds or something of the like. There is something really off about her right now.

Blind Item #4

This manager/reality star is estranged from his celebrity wife. Chances of reconciling are pretty slim when she finds out he got some teenage ingenue pregnant.

Blind Item #3

In the desert last weekend, the celebrity girlfriend of this permanent A list mogul/wannabe singer was forced to watch as he judged yet another one of his favorite male strip shows that involved each of them giving him a lap dance. He then gave $2500 to the winner out of his pocket.

Blind Item #2

She didn't want to use a Groupon because that would make news. So, this A+ list singer simply told this agency she would use a different ticketing system next time around if they didn't drop their fees. Voila. 10% discount to the show without using a Groupon.

Blind Item #1

He checked for cameras, but that same person who has been following him for the past several months stayed for many hours in the room of this serial cheating celebrity. He isn't going to stop.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Blind Item #18

Oh, this is so good and so typically small town Hollywood. Guess who, when she was back doing pay for play on that game show hooked up with this now disgraced A list mostly movie director. Yeah, so no big deal about that and apparently she was willing to hook up with him for free. Not for free though, was this partner of the disgraced director who now has a national stage. Yep. There is no way she is telling her future husband about those though right? For sure not the latter. 

Blind Item #17

This married former A list reality star who is in a reality family with tentacles even reaching overseas has been earning a living by hooking up with men that her husband finds for her.

Blind Item #16

This B-/C+ list reality star from multiple shows in the same network family was at an event today and absolutely no other celebrities knew who she was. By the third time trying to explain it, she just gave up and introduced herself by name.

Blind Item #15

Even though this A+/A list mostly movie actor is seeing lots of other women, he is trying to keep his soon to be divorced ex from seeing anyone and is always doing drop bys. It is all kinds of messed up.

Blind Item #14

It might be a little revenge in this move, but apparently the former A+ list reality star everyone still doesn't really like is going to take over the spot where her former employee's retail store is set to close because no one shops there.

Blind Item #13

This A- list writer/part-time actress was the life of the after party at a recent premiere. She also showed off talents from one of her back in the day jobs which kind of was a big shocker to see right there in front of a group of people.

Blind Item #12

Our favorite closeted A list reality star with a side gig has been seeing someone for the past two months. They met at retreat in Ojai.

Blind Item #11

Back in the day, maybe 20 years ago or so when she was first starting out, this permanent A list mostly movie actress who really doesn't act much any longer hooked up with this foreign born permanent A++ list singer. I just think it is amusing given the recent tabloid buzz.

Blind Item #10

Maybe this former A list teen movie star could have done without the $2200 bottle of wine when he went out to dinner the other night. 

Blind Item #9 - Mr. X

The rumors are growing louder that this B-list singer and celeb spawn and several members of her family will appear on the upcoming season of the docu-series of her friend, that A/B-list mostly TV actress. The fact that the singer and her family have been over at the home of actress quite a few times lately makes you wonder. Not only that, but security vans were parked outside the house in case spies from that sect that they were once a part of tried snooping around. If this is true, the ratings will go through the roof. 

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Mr. Hedge

April 12, 2018

This A-list CEO talks about sleeping on the factory floor.  He believes it represents a form of boasting about his work ethic, and devotion to his company. 
The reality is that a megalomaniac has built himself a massive empire, full of lies - and he can feel the foundation buckling underneath him now.

Dig beneath the financial people I referred to a couple weeks ago, you will see that almost every other key executive has fled his company in recent months. His head of sales.  Many key leaders in technology and manufacturing. 

The sleeping bag story is a desperate act, by a desperate man.  The play is in its final stages. 

Our CEO can feel the walls closing in on him.  See that network interview he did very recently.   He clearly appears very uncomfortable, and for very good reasons.

Elon Musk

Today's Blind Items - The Expert - A Reader Blind Item

This man was no joke. He'd killed many times, both in a foreign nation during a war and on the streets in his own country. He got into a business after his military years that allowed him to become very wealthy. An illegal business. With the help of a tactical genius the expert met after the war when fleeing his hometown, he and their powerful new business associates located near the equator managed to bring in incredible amounts of cocaine to power millions of Americans during their partying throughout the late seventies and into the go go eighties. There were several other enterprising people who'd quickly made fortunes in the USA through this competitive business, but the presence and know how of their genius gave the expert and his crew the advantage over all of the rest. Air, land, sea, their genius outsmarted the government every step of the way when it came to smuggling. And anyone they needed to bribe, usually local authorities, they had no trouble bribing with big bucks.

The expert met lots of people, some famous and some not so well known. Some he liked, some he couldn't stand. One he did not like was a movie star, among the hottest of the 1970s A listers. This still living actor assumed he was entitled to free blow wherever he went back then because of a role he played that established him as very cool among wannabe mob guys and real gangsters alike. This actor hoovered up a large amount of nose candy in record time when they met and demanded more immediately, not sharing it with any of the others there that day. The expert didn't enjoy his company during their meeting and basically told him off in no uncertain terms when asked for his number to later stay in touch.

A group he socialized with after he became very rich were a legendary bunch of pros in another field, this one a legal business, but one that also had short career spans for most. They were at the top of their game in the late 1970s, destroying their competition and setting new standards for toughness. Some of them came to his home one night around a very important point in their careers and were impatient for the party favors to get doled out. Because the expert liked them a lot, he didn't treat them like the mob icon actor. Due to the source of his wealth, he never had trouble providing high quality party favors for his guests. He partied with lots of people in this field. After that year's big success soon afterwards, he was there with them again, partying in a hotel this time and enjoying the post-victory glow. Life was sweet for the expert.

He had many women, but only one was truly the love of his life. They had a very volatile relationship. He cheated, she cheated. They fought. A lot. She wanted to get into acting. Already a stunning woman who made a career in modelling, she seemed like a natural for the big screen. And there was a trip out west to see if they could get her career off on the right foot. He met some people who worked in TV and movies, people easily impressed by guys from the other side of the tracks that seemed like they knew what they were talking about. He certainly had enough money to invest in productions if he wanted to. He saw how their so called experts advised them about how deals allegedly went down. Their scripted scenes often involved large amounts of product and money being openly exchanged in public places and in broad daylight by clueless fools who didn't resemble the dangerous, no nonsense men the expert dealt with all the time. He told the TV and movie people that their advisors were full of crap. Nobody for real dealt their product that way. It was TV BS.

The lady of the expert eventually got a small role in a film, this one starring an A list 1970s star. One barely alive and not well liked by CDAN writers and readers alike. I think you'll all know who he is. His career was starting to run out of gas by this point. A new generation of young stars who weren't so cocky were about to emerge and this aging man was still acting like he was the king of the world. The poster for the film was a rather silly idea, based upon a plot device that you might not get away with today. The lady of the expert was on this poster with the A lister, but you saw something one didn't normally see in mainstream ads. It was mostly about her body and the fading box office power of the star. That was the high point of her acting career. She had a couple of other screen appearances. One in a tossed together sequel, another much later on as herself in a truly great film.

The expert dealt with people who valued family above almost everything else. Even third cousins and in-laws were treated like royalty. And those often tenuous connections allowed another American who had a big mouth far more power than he should have ever possessed. This man married to a relative of the powerful people near the equator eventually got in very big trouble and then ratted out the expert, the genius, and basically everyone else he could when he got busted. He was the proverbial weak link in the chain that destroyed their whole empire. A guy who redefined WITSEC, way beyond Henry Hill in his overall impact. The expert and the rat are both dead now. The genius is alive, now back in trouble of a different kind, but out of that particular business which made him cool to many that revere Scarface nowadays. Someone should portray the expert in a biopic one day. And someone else should portray the genius as well. Someone who isn't a 21st century version of the widely despised former A list CDAN staple. He deserves better than that.


The expert:
The genius:
Cokehead star:
Pros in another field:
Lady of the expert:
CDAN despised star:
Rat:

Your Turn

I saw the question on Twitter and thought to myself no video game has ever influenced my life, but that is just me. What about you? Has a video game influenced your life? Defined you?

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 11, 2018

The guy just got done talking about how he and his A+ list wife are working through things that happened in the past yet he hooked up with someone after a recent birthday party.

Jay Z

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 11, 2018

This pint sized reality star is looking into getting in the same business this former naked celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity is in. They have been hanging out and the former naked celeb has been introducing her to the guys who do the hiring. The job does not really go well with a marriage as we discovered, so this would be the final nail for the pint sized one's marriage.

Snooki/Kendra Wilkinson

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 11, 2018

This very intelligent, alliterate A list model is working overtime to sell a relationship to the public that no one is really buying.

Karlie Kloss/Josh Kushner

Blind Item #8 - A Reader Blind Item

In 2016, there was an incident which made international news - a big name celebrity fell afoul of a criminal group. While the story itself was reported, what didn't ultimately get revealed was that these criminals were working for a very dangerous organization. To be honest, the celebrity was just lucky that things didn't go more badly for them. The incident was interestingly timed to coincide with the expected release of information by a prominent media organization that ultimately never materialized when everyone expected it to.

Had this information gotten out, it would have caused significant shock globally and embarrassed authorities in the country. So instead of allowing the truth to get out, there was a cover up. Police intentionally allowed conflicting statements to be made, protocols were broken, fake camera footage was distributed to the media, reports where experts asked inconvenient questions were scrubbed from tabloids, witnesses were sent abroad and not allowed to return. A few outlets, hungry for a scoop, put out enough information that a few individuals began to ask questions. But with friendly news organizations running cover, the truth has remained hidden. Which in a way is unfortunate because this celebrity might have actually gotten a lot more public sympathy for what they went through.

Blind Item #7

This B+ list mostly movie actress who has had some movies and television appearances since her last foray into more than one season of television ended was recently at a big event. She was kind of a host of it. Anyway, she kept lowering the top of her already revealing dress and kept asking people if her breasts looked to be the same size. She must have asked a half dozen people back stage. It was so odd, but everyone said she didn't appear to be drunk or on any pills.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 11, 2018

Acting wise she is probably B+ list-ish. It is hard though because she has A+ list name recognition which she wouldn't have if not for that marriage. Anyway, she is filming a new project and things are not going well with her acting. Scenes are being rewritten just to give her less time on screen.

Katie Holmes

Blind Item #6

In a classic case of they only write what a publicist tells them to write, Kneepads went all in on the new boyfriend story of this alliterate actress and totally skipped the part where he has been married for 20 years with kids and moved out to move in with the actress after hooking up with her in secret for a few weeks. 

Blind Item #5

Apparently he was nervous for his recent television appearance so this A list musician in a permanent A list band went overboard in the botox and fillers in his face and it showed. I'm not sure why he got lip fillers too. Kind of a crazy look for him.

Blind Item #4

I have previously written about his unusual tastes in movies, but apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a collection of movies featuring Japanese women being tortured and raped and rumors that one is also a snuff film. The reason it is a rumor is that the woman appears close to death in the movie and you see a man come from off screen with a samurai sword and raises it at her. As he swings it down, the film stops. 

Blind Item #3

This Teen Mom/former Teen Mom recently got beaten by her significant other when he caught her talking to a guy at a grocery store.

Blind Item #2

Don't believe the hype. This A+/A list mostly movie actress has been sick lately because she has been trying to kick heroin. Apparently she kicked it for a week and went through withdrawal only to do some and almost overdose before repeating the process of withdrawal. 

Blind Item #1

Considering how much meth this alliterate former A list singer is smoking each day, his next concert appearance should be one to watch. He is a mess.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Blind Item #15

Considering how loud she was during sex at a party this past weekend in the desert, I think we can all safely assume that this B list celebrity offspring/model of someone who might be lower on the list than her now is not in fact doing anything with that foreign born A list singer.

Blind Item #14

It is kind of amazing that this C list celebrity is trying to sell photos of this B+ list celebrity offspring using heroin while still dating him.

Blind Item #13

Some of that newfound fame appears to be going to the head of this reality star on a very very hit reboot of which he is not an original member. He is cheating on his long time significant other with just about anyone he runs into at clubs while out promoting the show.

Blind Item #12

Apparently that really rich/knows everyone/has recordings which is how he got away with the stuff that he did teen trafficker/pimp/island owner recently got served with a search warrant. 

Blind Item #11

Kind of telling that this foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple were in the same city for several days after not being in the same city for a month-ish and neither bothered to spend time with the other. 

Blind Item #10

Interesting. This former A list celebrity/syndicated actress turned celebrity/reality star/part-time escort says she has been interviewed by four different governments about her involvement with this foreign born A list infamous celebrity and why she always visited the same restaurant before visiting him and the same clothing store after visiting with him.

Blind Item #9

Apparently this married foreign born A/A- list singer who is bigger around the holidays than the rest of the year was cheating on his wife. I mean that is so common for him it doesn't even need to be a blind item. Here is the crazy part. One of the women he was hooking up with actually had no idea he was married OR a celebrity. She just thought he was some random dude and didn't know anything until she saw him on an award show. And yes, they are from the same country, and yes, he used his real name when talking to her.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 10, 2018

The public girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor doesn't understand why the actor wants to live a block away from his ex. She doesn't want to be that close. Their relationship is hanging on by a thread. I think she also knows about the private girlfriend or at least a hunch.

Lindsay Shookus/Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner

Today's Blind Items - Big Evil - Mr. Hedge

About a decade ago, an international criminal ring sourced a great deal of money to fund an investment.  This investment has paid off spectacularly for them.

They found a remote corner of an impoverished Asian country, and set up a destination where ultra-wealthy clients could indulge in all sorts of illegal evil.  The owners provide all of these things for their clients.  They even gave the government a piece of the action.

Child prostitutes, check.  Drugs of any kind, check.  Other “goods”, which are in specific demand in that part of the world, are openly available in relatively large quantities.  Pictures have even popped up very recently. 

As a side to all of this, the group also trafficks in endangered animals including bears, tigers and elephants.

Your Turn

Last thing you binge watched or something you want to recommend or trash.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 10, 2018

This former A+ list reality star who is still hated is trying anything to get out of her upcoming nuptials so wants to reboot her old reality show to postpone the wedding for at least a year.

Paris Hilton/The Simple Life

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 10, 2018

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who has been in and out of the closet a bunch in his life made his public debut with his boyfriend. It might be the first time he has ever been out of the closet on a red carpet.

Luke Evans

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 10, 2018

Once again, this A- list singer is screwing over her fans. This time she is postponing shows at the last minute even though thousands of fans had bought non refundable airline tickets and took time off work to see her. Plus, she didn't have the gumption to tell them herself and left it up to journalists to break the news.

Demi Lovato

Blind Item #8

The show was bad. The show took a lot of heat from outside groups. Despite those things going against it, this network show from just a few years back was going to get a full season order. The network didn't want to upset the star who was working on a new project after being on some really successful shows and felt if they could make it through one season, they could fire the showrunner and get a fresh start. The problem of the show was the showrunner. The guy was hitting on every woman in the place. He would yell and be abusive to everyone. He had a number of personalities that would suddenly appear and disappear and some days the cast and crew were truly scared to be there. It all grew to be too much and the show was canceled.

Blind Item #7

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and is a part of a long long running franchise at least for one more installment didn't like the event her people had booked her for. So, she did what I would do and decided to make the most of it by getting hammered and everyone left loving her. 

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 10, 2018

Producers of this residency had always assumed their new star attraction could sing. Sure, they knew she would need backing vocals, but when she showed up for rehearsals, they freaked at just how awful this A list singer sounds and how she is going to have to lip sync everything other than talking to the audience.

Gwen Stefani

Blind Item #6

One wouldn't think that if you are an A list celebrity (close to permanent) in his corner of the entertainment world and your wife is an A list model that you would cheat. You would be wrong. He found someone younger. 

Blind Item #5

If the show can get a long enough break and tape some shows in advance, the plan is to try and get this A list talk show host into rehab. He just can't control his drinking.

Blind Item #4

This former A- list reality star who has been running a crazy investment scheme needs to keep one of those investors from pulling out or the whole house of cards will collapse. So, our reality star has been reaching out to the disgraced celebrity and even taking his side.

Blind Item #3

This serial cheater is doing what he does best. Cheating on his wife. The A list comic actor hooked up with several different women while recently on tour.

Blind Item #2

Unless there is some quick settlement, you are going to see this permanent A+/A list singer being embarrassed on a fairly regular basis. There will be stories leaked or court filings. I told you a long time ago this former relationship was going to get ugly and end up in the courts.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor has a franchise and a higher on the list ex. He really should ask for a DNA test because last I checked, the mother of his baby was in the arms of another guy late last summer.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Blind Item #14

Apparently the most recent overdose was the final straw in the relationship between this foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned drug addict and one of his team.

Blind Item #13

Everyone is so obsessed with what this foreign born former A- list model turned B list actress and photos she takes with a family member but totally ignore that she is sleeping with a more distant family member.

Blind Item #12

This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct very hit network show learned very quickly that the writer/actor all of you know will cheat in a second. She thought he wanted something serious and went by his place the next day and he was with another woman. Naked. He didn't even bother covering up.

Blind Item #11

I have written about this in the past few weeks, but apparently since I wrote it, this A list couple has not been with their kids in person, and it isn't like at least one of them couldn't. I feel like they are props they wish they could give back.

Blind Item #10

This Stranger Things actor really needs to lay off the coke. Two bloody nose incidents at one party this past week.

Blind Item #9

This former A+ list reality star ALL of you know spent some of her time in the desert this past weekend trying to find a woman to hook up with her married father. I know. Guess what? It only took her asking five or six women before she found a taker.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 4, 2018

Once again, if you are female and sign with the management company of this permanent A list singer, she better not see you as a threat. She signs acts she considers a threat and then makes sure your career ends in a dumpster fire. This duo recently saw that in action first hand.

Beyonce/Chloe X Halle

Today's Blind Items - Kill The Killers

Someone had to do it. The first time was a couple decades ago. The female teens being brought over from the Middle East under the guise of a school being run by the husband of someone in this country extremely wealthy. He had ties back to his home country. There was always violence in the country. It just seemed to only happen to parents and siblings of people who had a very attractive female in the family. There was an agreement in place with the sons of the rulers of this country. They got first shot and then the teen was shipped to a cult here in the US.

Often, those teens once they had been here for some time needed to be disposed of for one reason or another. So, that task was at one point in the purview of one of the closest women to the throne so to speak. She would given them something in their tea at night and the teen would never wake up. Well, after doing this a half dozen times, the woman wanted to leave the cult. That was not going to happen and she was killed. Oh, they made it sound like a suicide and no one really paid too much attention to the story and they got away with it.

Well, she needed to be replaced with someone else who could do the dirty work and they found such a person. The thing is though, after about a dozen years doing it, she too was wanting to exit the cult. Nope. She was killed a couple years ago and the body cremated before her death was even reported to the authorities.

As more details start to emerge with people in the cult looking to cut deals, I think we are going to hear about things that are far worse and way more graphic than we are possibly expecting.

Your Turn

Did you owe money or get a refund on your taxes this year?

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 9, 2018

This former assistant turned reality star turned multiple reality star for a certain cable channel is trying to sell another show based on an upcoming wedding. She can fake date her way through anything if it will give her a ten episode order.

Bethenny Frankel

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 9, 2018

This former stripper, I can't even remember the order, but all of you know it. She can't afford to have her child support payments reduced so is going to start releasing some very damaging personal things about a family until they give in.

Blac Chyna/The Kardashians

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 9, 2018

This A+ list mostly movie actress who is permanently A list at this point has put her foot down and is not going to let her daughter near the drug addicted foreign born former boy bander alone or unsupervised. She reads the gossip pages and she knows what's up. She has lived through the same type scenario in her own past and won't let it happen to her daughter.

Reese Witherspoon/Ava Phillippe/Zayn Malik

Blind Item #8

This A list comic/actor took a huge check without telling anyone he took the huge check from a corporate behemoth to advocate for them in a recent public relations disaster.

Blind Item #7

When looking at this recent massive burglary of an A lister, I would look to the person who reported the crime. There is some cash insecurity in her life.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 9, 2018

Don't believe the hype. This awful season of a reboot will plow its way through to a conclusion, but there is no chance it will be brought back for a second season. It has been a clusterf**k from top to bottom and things will probably only get worse as the season progresses.

American Idol

Blind Item #6

This A- list mostly movie actress all of you know definitely has two sides. There was the side that spent a week in the middle of hell on earth doing good for people and then the four days after she spent making $300K for hooking up with a guy in that Middle Eastern country specializing in that type of thing.

Blind Item #5

Last week I told you about that foreign born permanent A list model and how she went on a drug and booze binge for the ages after staying out of the limelight for quite some time. Apparently she thought she was having a heart attack during that binge and was rushed to the hospital. Now, she says she is going to go sober. I give that about a week or two tops.

Blind Item #4 - Show Me The Cash - Mr. Hedge

A couple months ago, a certain streaming service told its investors not to worry about the mountains of cash it was blowing through.  A couple billion last year was going even higher this year - but they could always make that change in the future.  Just trust them.  At the time, I told you this was a lie.

Sure enough, the streaming service changed their tune last night, and said they planned to burn through cash for several years to come.   But don't worry, all is good - just lend them more money. 

So if a business charged a price for something its customers loved - but really needed to charge 25% more just to cover its cash costs, and 40% more just to earn a decent cash profit - what kind of "business" would that be?  Would that "business" have anywhere near the number of customers they currently enjoy?  

Blind Item #3

At a recent comic con, this permanent A+ list celebrity/writer/creator was basically signing an X in lieu of his name and also disappointing hundreds of fans by leaving early or not able to make it to his assigned time at all. The thing is though, his handlers are trying to make as much cash from him as they can before he passes so keep trotting him out to these events.

Blind Item #2

Apparently the fight may go to lawyers after an epic screaming match. This foreign born A list celebrity who used to fancy herself a singer back in the day thought she was doing something good for charity and she was. The only problem is that this foreign born A/A- list celebrity wanted all the money from the project to go to the people it was highlighting and not charity.

Blind Item #1

Don't believe the hype. There is no way that the foreign born still one hit wonder would ever go out with the always broke A- list rapper more than one time. He can't afford her prices. Plus, he is hooking up with his ex just to get a little cash infusion of his own.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Blind Item #17

How creepy is it to have the pseudo celebrity dad who is married to a permanent A lister always wanting to meet the young male friends of his kids. There he was doing it again this weekend. 

Blind Item #16

Why yes, that was the former one-fifth turned one-quarter of a group that no longer probably exists passed out in the desert dirt at a house party. Face down and topless. 

Blind Item #15

"Aren't you like 50? Why are you here?"

Question asked in the desert this weekend to this former A- list singer in a manufactured group turned reality judge mainstay, who really had no answer and just walked away and shortly thereafter out of the party. 

Blind Item #14

Out in the desert this weekend, this still not old enough to drive B- list mostly television actress who is the offspring of an A- list celebrity couple ran very quickly away when asked if she wanted to partake in some coke. Hopefully she will continue to run the opposite direction. 

Blind Item #13

Lost in the salaciousness in the rest of the story, people need to be talking about the $10K a day this former A+ list athlete is spending on coke and hookers a day.

Blind Item #12

I think in the next year or so, we are going to wonder why no one did anything to help this former tweener turned adult actress/singer as she killed herself with booze and drugs. The thing is though, she has had several interventions and multiple trips to rehab. The only thing I haven't seen tried is a 24/7 sober coach. She needs it. Probably the worst weekend I have seen her have in two years.

Blind Item #11 - The Lookalike - A Reader Blind Item

Back in the day, this band was one of the most popular acts touring America. They were a traveling party and their fans worshipped them.

Some of their fanbase was very young. Too young to legally consent to certain activities. And tragically, an adult male on the fringe of the rock scene in

one part of the USA who looked a great deal like one of this band's lineup took cruel advantage of a few kids and their star struck naiveté, convincing them

he actually was a star in this group. He lured them to motels and did very illegal things to these kids. Stories started floating around about what was happening.

The manager knew he had a huge problem on his hands. This musician was no boy scout, as he loved to party and loved his drugs. But he wasn't

a child abuser. The manager soon talked with a leader within a certain very notorious subculture (these guys DO NOT like being referred to as a 'gang').

The members of this subculture were greatly offended anyone would abuse their friend's celebrity in such an evil way. The two commiserated over how the musician's reputation could suffer enormously if he was thought by police and the public of committing the crimes that his lookalike had. They needed a plan.

The very scary if he wasn't your friend leader assured the manager he'd take care of it soon. And he did, with some other very scary friends of his.

The lookalike conman predator soon disappeared. Did he get a stern warning to leave town permanently? Was he beaten into a bloody pulp and maimed?

Killed?! Not exactly sure (the scary guys tend to not talk about these matters publicly), but he wasn't out impersonating and raping anyone on that scene anymore. Can't imagine

anybody, even law enforcement, if he was on their radar back then, are too concerned about his general welfare after he did these things that made him such dangerous enemies."

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 8, 2018

This model/former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a long running cable show now defunct has been to certain cities. It is just she was being paid to be inside so didn't get out much.

Shay Mitchell

Today's Blind Items - The Photographer - Mr. Hedge

This serial pedophile was a Hollywood photographer for decades.  He has not been discussed in any previous blinds.  He hails from a state in the Midwest, so let’s call him M.  M’s father was a locally famous media personality.  His father always defended M’s innocence publicly, and used his connections to help get M out of trouble on a number of occasions.

Almost 4 decades ago, M was charged with soliciting a minor for sex, and got off with a warning.  About 3 decades ago, M was arrested for abusing a young teen boy he photographed, as well as child porn.  Through a plea deal, M only spent a couple months in jail.

Despite M’s conviction and order to stay away from children, he went straight to Hollywood.  M became friends with another serial pedophile who has been discussed here before, NS.  For many years, through NS, and eventually others, M would make frequent trips to Hollywood to both photograph and physically molest young boys.  NS was one of many pedophile managers of child actors who provided introductions on M’s behalf. 

M would then sell photographs on the internet.  He even had his own website, by his own name.  He used the typical style - shirtless / barefoot young boys at a downward angle, over which pedophiles are known to fetishize.  M would sometimes do close-up shots, featuring the bare armpits of pre-pubescent boys, which is another common pedophile fetish. 

M would also sell the child porn he produced through his Hollywood connections.

About a decade ago, M was finally busted for child porn once again.  A raid of his Midwest home turned up many, many images and videos.  As a repeat offender, it looked like M was headed to jail for a long time.

Incredibly, M managed a plea deal, with the help of his prominent father’s local connections. Over 20 child porn charges were dropped, in exchange for a guilty plea to 1 single count.

This plea deal put M in jail for only a couple years.  During this relatively brief jail stint, it was discovered that his web site was still in operation, selling the same barely-legal young boy photographs as always.  A friend stepped in to run the website while M was in jail, and he claimed it was due to demand by fans.

Believe it or not, there was yet another pedophile with the same first and last name, who was convicted of molesting a young boy for years in CA – as his piano teacher. 

M:
M’s Father / job:
NS:
M’s friend who ran website while in jail:
Other pedophile with different middle name:

Your Turn

Which music festivals, if any, have you attended?

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 6, 2018

This foreign born A+/A list singer fired all of the security that has been guarding her for years and replaced them with men from her boyfriend's security detail which he pays for.

Rihanna

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 6, 2018

This former A- list mostly television actress from a loooooong running network hit has finally landed another show but is trying to figure out a way to return to the show she left. The roles have not been as plentiful as she was led to believe they would be by her agent.

Sandra Oh

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 6, 2018

This foreign born A list athlete wants out of his contract and the ability to keep all the money he makes for himself when it comes to his next fight. He certainly accomplished that and more with what he did this week.

Conor McGregor

Blind Item #10

Apparently that attacker in the not too distant past had magical powers because the attacker managed to somehow open an admittedly locked car door before the attack. Huh. Or, you know what? Maybe there was no attack. 

Blind Item #9

This B- list celebrity who only gets that high because of who he "dated" and because his his name is easy to remember was in the desert this weekend and hooked up with that closeted foreign born former A+ list boy bander.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 4, 2018

There is a recording of this B+ list rapper having sex with two women, neither of whom are pregnant with his baby unlike two other women. Still though, this A- list rapper who is also pregnant with his baby blames the other women and not the male rapper.

Offset/Cardi B

Blind Item #8 - ACM Awards

This former A list singer/actress who is trying desperately to regain that status says she is tired of her very wealthy husband cheating all the time and they have been talking divorce.

Blind Item #7 - ACM Awards

This foreign born A list singer is clearly back on drugs again and he looks awful in person. He looks gaunt and pasty and really could use some help.

Blind Item #6 - ACM Awards

This A list celebrity who probably didn't have the kind of past few months that she wanted was hitting on a married record producer and knows he is married and didn't care.

Blind Item #5 - ACM Awards

This A/A- list country singer is married. He has multiple Platinum and Gold selling singles and he has won at least one ACM Award. He has faded the past couple years but is still A- list. Despite his wife being around last night, he kept groping women and when busted would say he was drunk or pushed or thought they were someone else.

ACM Awards Photos Part Four

Tegan Marie
Jake Owen
Brittany Kerr
Runaway June
Becky Lynch
Maddie & Tae
Amber Cochran

Blind Item #4 - ACM Awards

Once again, it looks like this on fire right now A- list singer is going to get hurt by her significant other. How is it that he only wants to work with women and no men? The only phone numbers he was collecting last night while getting hammered at an after party were those of young women.

ACM Awards Photos Part Three

Dierks Bentley
Carly Pearce
Jennifer Nettles
Cam
Cassadee Pope
Julia Michaels
Eve

Blind Item #3 - ACM Awards

This former A list singer in a former A list group is supposed to be sober, but was boozing it like crazy at an after party last night.

ACM Awards Photos Part Two

RaeLynn
Jason Aldean
Lindsey Vonn
Bebe Rexha
Lindsay Ell
Thomas Rhett
Danielle Bradbery

Blind Item #2 - ACM Awards

This A-/B+ list singer started off in another entertainment format. He is closeted, but was making out with another guy at an after party last night.

ACM Awards Photos Part One

Miranda Lambert
Maren Morris and Ryan Hurd
Hillary Scott
Kelsea Ballerini
Luke Bryan
Reba McEntire
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Blind Item #1 - ACM Awards

This A list country singer in an A list country group said she had only eaten one meal in the past week. She purged that meal.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Blind Item #12

This former A+ list rapper turned basically one step away from being a hermited Howard Hughes is mixing his meds again and trying to play with doses and when he does that just becomes a zombie.

Blind Item #11

Apparently once dating a person of color is the reason this B list model/celebrity offspring says that she is allowed to use the N word. Ummm. No.

Blind Item #10

This no stranger to coke A- list rapper was in the desert looking like a Miami Vice reject and got kicked out of a swag party for doing coke.

Blind Item #9

Why yes that was the always broke A- list rapper reuniting with his A list reality star ex while in the desert together. No sex but they were all over each other for a good solid hour.

Blind Item #8

Our favorite closeted actor is in the desert and enjoying all that hit show Emmy type buzz by feasting on a variety of guys and pushed the beard to the background. He didn't think anyone recognized him coming out of that villa at the Hyatt in Indian Wells making out with another guy.

Blind Item #7

I always give her credit for trying. This former tween show actress who was way older than a tweener when she headlined it is out in the desert and making the rounds at every party and talking to as many people as she can. She was also out with fans taking selfies with anyone who asked. She did voice mail recordings and signed autographs. She is trying her best to land a gig other than product placement.

Blind Item #6

This one year wonder doesn't even have the lock on a reality show for herself any longer that caused the split of her long term relationship. Apparently the producer found a different person to sleep with who looks more likely to get her own show.

Blind Item #5

No one could even figure out why this foreign born former A+ list singer was at a party in the desert. She crashed it. No one was going to kick her out, but it was the most random thing ever. Apparently she wanted selfies with everyone there who is famous now. Trying to appeal to a younger audience? Trying to find a producer who will do what her ex did and let her take the credit for what he did?

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 4, 2018

I'm not sure why you have to lie about why someone is having surgery, but this old celebrity on the other side of the pond has bladder cancer and not whatever other ailment people are spinning.

Prince Phillip

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 4, 2018

Apparently this A list everything in her mind was allowed to pretend she was letting her network show come to a natural end rather than the cancellation it was facing. She threatened to walk from her other show on the network if they didn't let her do it her way. What is interesting is that she went to one of the A list executive producers all of you know who has a long history with the parent company and asked for his support to go out the way she wanted. He refused.

Jennifer Lopez/Shades Of Blue/Ryan Seacrest/World Of Dance

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 5, 2018

The PR team of this almost A+ list mostly movie actor is working overtime. It is almost as if they know that he cheated and was going to look bad so they wanted to counteract it. Lets make sure we get pap photos of him looking like the best dad in the world. Lets release a bunch of stories about how he tried to save the marriage making it seem as if his wife was the one who didn't. Hell, lets also be the ones to write the statement. So much spinning.

Channing Tatum

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 5, 2018

I'm not sure why they would lie about this, but this on the rebound former A list comic says she doesn't talk to this one named legend any longer. Not true. They are still best friends and talk all the time.

Kathy Griffin/Cher

Blind Item #4

This very prompt A- list rapper was really into the foreign born still one hit wonder yesterday in the desert. That is until he said they should go back to his house and she asked for money. He said he doesn't ever pay and walked away.

Blind Item #3

This barely closeted former B+ list mostly television actor on a now defunct singing ensemble show is about to come out with his barely closeted actor boyfriend. The former is trying to get a tabloid cover for the announcement.

Blind Item #2 - A Reader Blind Item

Back in the day, there was a famous feud that sometimes spilled out into public view - on tv, in the courts, and on the pages of certain magazines - between two men, both now deceased. They were on opposite ends of one spectrum, and while it may come as a shock to some the same end of a different spectrum. I say a shock to some, but practically everyone suspected it of this person (who we'll call BO, for the series) at one time or another, on one legendary occasion possibly "200,000,000 Americans." He was mistaken for something else in childhood pictures, and was reprimanded as a young officer (he was not career military, you understand) for a stunt worthy of a certain formerly disgraced (times change) English author.

By the time it escalated into a legal battle - there had already been years of shouting matches and near altercations - the two had amassed impressive files on each other. The longtime Hollywood procurer for the other (who we'll call JW, for the debut) denies on record that any of his interests there were underage, but what of course about the time he spent abroad, in southern Europe and later in Asia? The sworn statements provided to that legacy detective agency tell a different story. This person went to his grave fearful about the release of these statements and related pictures. The relatives may have been scorned, and left out of the will, but they were still telling the truth.

So, why then did BO drop the suit at the eleventh hour, fearful of what he might be asked under oath? It might be because of what JW's team, which included a purported former KGB spy, had found out about BO's own interest: barely legal hustlers, often rough trade. He'd hire them whenever he was visiting his many politician friends in DC. He called them his "habit." For him, the revelation would have been enough to end his career, and bring down his empire.

It's a shame that the movie left so much of this story out. I wonder how much the shelved one was going to say

Blind Item #1

This foreign born permanent A list singer is in the desert this weekend for some fun. Missing was her boyfriend. Present was a woman who apparently had inserted a remote control vibrator that our singer triggered everywhere the couple went.

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