If you would like to walk alongside Amber Heard then email your pic to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com
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Jennifer Garner hitting a red carpet solo for the ballet.
Jaime King aka Orange making sure the paps she called get a good look. Next time she should show the label of the product to try and get stuff free though.
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez headed out to dinner. I feel like they want us to think they are in their 20's.
I'm pretty sure this airport guy is flirting with Angelina Jolie.
Kim Kardashian and North. I promise I haven't Googled it, but is there a post out there talking about North making an Illuminati/Satanic ritual sign? I'm guessing there is.
One of my favorites, AnnaLynne McCord leaving dinner last night.
Meghan Markle is making sure the retired actors she is visiting know that she is in fact, pregnant.
A rare magazine spread for Nina Dobrev.
Orlando Bloom walking his dog.
Priyanka must have some unpublished Taylor Swift how to look like you are in love book.
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Sandra Bullock headed to a premiere of her new movie. It seems like ages since she last had a movie open.
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Lawwwwwd who did Sandra's make up?!!? On of her toddlers?!?!
ReplyDeleteShe needs to fire her make up artist or hire one that has the gift of sight.
Hi Readers another great group even if theres no dogs today.
ReplyDeleteEnty Im glad to see you and ALM have kissed and made up.
Wtf is JLo wearing and ARod looks preppy. Fuck both of tbem.
Sandy looks like she's going to a costume party as Madonna during her Japanese period.
ReplyDeleteDidn't JLo have children? Who has her kids?
Sparkles seems to be saying, "How DARE you make me walk 15 feet to the front door. Can't you SEE that I'm PREGNANT?!!"
Love that green purse and the outfit on Orange! Orky's pup is adorable. Mice pictures readers!
ReplyDeleteWhoever is doing the scheduling for Meghan is totally fucking with her.
ReplyDeleteThey sent her to a small retirement home for very, very old actors and made her sing Christmas carols with them, behind an extremely amateur chanteuse.
Look up the video if you want a laugh. Meghan is doing her best to look enthusiastic, but this can't be what she imagined when she thought she was becoming a princess.
Why is Enty calling Jamie King Orange?
ReplyDeleteI think North is getting ready to climb the top turnbuckle
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock is a drag queen/transgender...HUGE Adams Apple right there, can't deny it.
ReplyDeleteAngelina Jolie looking kind of Mia-Farrowish. Sandra Bullock's outfit is not becoming to her.
ReplyDeleteReaders photos beautiful as always. They are much better looking than the celebrities. ALM is the best looking celebrity I think.
What is AnnaLynne hiding under her dress?
ReplyDeleteNo thanks, I’d never want to walk alongside Amber Heard.
ReplyDeleteWhy is JLo wearing her gym clothes with that handbag? For someone who usually overdresses for everything, hard to believe that she’s really going to dinner dressed like that.
Why is KTrash dressed like that while posing with North? Training the next generation?
Every pic of Prick gets more and more laughable.
MM had a meeting with Royal Variety recently, and this is their retirement home, so maybe this will be her patronage? Either that or the Queen is just fucking with her, sending her to a retirement community, given her rift with her own father. In any case, the bigger question is why is she wearing a summer dress that’s a size too small and bare legs, in the middle of winter?
Sandra looks like a freak! What did she do to her face? And that outfit?
Lovely readers. #1 & #2, you have beautiful eyes!
>What is AnnaLynne hiding under her dress?
ReplyDeleteMeghan's next baby bump?
"I feel like they want us to think they are in their 20's." I can't unsee that now. Too bad ARod looks like he's dressed to golf and it ruins JLo's illusion.
ReplyDeleteNina looks like she's trying out for a Step Up movie.
ReplyDelete@Nutty: It could be worse. Did you see the pics of Camilla with the pony & the donkey?
ReplyDeleteAmber proving that you can wear PJs to any occasion.
ReplyDeleteDon't even recognize Garner, the eyes look different.
You do you Jaime. Only brand whores and poor people to show off the maker.
Loving the Menendez brothers look on Alex Rodriguez. J Lo looks like she really wants you to pay attention to her lower half.
Oh come on Enty, I know the dude's wedding ring is meaningless but he's maintaining a respectable distance.
Where are Kim's shoes? North has shoes, am I missing something?
Is AnnaLynne McCord really 31? I'm not buying it.
When did Markle become a walking billboard for "I just had Taco Bell"
I really liked Nina but I think the tank is out of gas.
Aww Orlando matched his hat to his dog.
I've seriously had more affection on my face holding an Amazon box than Nick does holding that woman.
Lol the Amazon box, @Brayson87!
ReplyDelete@Nutty, honestly, he looks like a fisherman holding a big fish, but less excited.
ReplyDeleteOh Sandra, what have they done to you? Is that literally the patriarchy standing around you keeping you in the closet? Good gawd those are some creepy looking dudes.
ReplyDeleteReader #1 is using photo enhancement, nobody's eyes are that pretty ;)
ReplyDeleteReader #2 looks like she's having way more fun than anyone should on CDAN lol
Mrs. Claus! What would Santa say?
Logically, Reader #4 should be the woman on the right since she seems to be holding the phone. But I have a feeling it might be the woman on the left.
Reader #5 has a nice pic, but damn that's cold cropping your friend out of the buddy pic you took at IHOP lol ;)
@aqugirl, they aren't gym clothes, its athleisure :)
ReplyDeleteMM's heels look super precarious for pregnant woman. I guess her feet dont swell
ReplyDeleteIt’s okay. If she trips the Moon Bump will break her fall.
DeleteJennifer Garner fucked with her face and it does not look good. Yowza
ReplyDelete@ Gauloise: My bad!
ReplyDelete@brayson87 she didn't want to be in the pic. Wasn't iHop...it was Devon's Seafood Restaurant ;)
ReplyDeletea lot of actually fuckable reader women here
ReplyDeleteNorth looks like she's wearing a wig and that she's really one of the Guidice girls.
ReplyDeleteThank you Aquagirl, you are too kind, and @Brayson87 mentioned that I used photo enhancement but I can assure you and @Enty that I did not. ;) I was born with these eyes. It always dumbfounded me because I received a lot of compliments on my eyes growing up. Always thought it was weird. Lol. :)
ReplyDeleteOh I’m Reader #1 ;)
ReplyDeleteI so love the reader photos! Thank you!
ReplyDelete@Sunshine: you’re so welcome!
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteAlways the best looking women are the readers of this site, healthier, prettier and definitely happier.
ReplyDeleteReaders #2, 3 and 4 uh-huh!
Lenny and squiggy say hubba-hubba and Lenny bites his palm.
Lavern and Shirley reference. :) how appropriate with her recent passing. Thx for the blast from the past.
DeleteOur readers are 10 times better looking than any of these celebs.
ReplyDeleteHello All,
ReplyDeleteI am reader #2, and thank you for all the kind comments! I really enjoy this site, and all the comments. Y'all are smart and funny :-)
I feel like A-Rod has a dirty dick and he is not good enough for an absolute goddess like JLo.
ReplyDeleteCould A-Rod possibly have a worse sense of fashion?
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