Sunday, December 02, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 25, 2017

This B+ list actress with A+ list name recognition that even your grandparents have heard of got hammered out of her mind and started cutting her hair. She destroyed it and had to get it fixed by her hair stylist. Don't believe anything else she spouts off about why she got a new hair style.

Katie Holmes


11 comments:

  1. Who hasn’t gotten drunk and cut their hair?

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  2. *imagines Betty Draper smacking Katie across the face post-haircut*

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  3. But Katie is such a perfect Saint

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  4. We’ve all done it

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  5. Now we know why she's not a party girl.

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  6. probably ptsd from making deals with the DEVILS!

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  7. Either we’re playing fast and loose with the term “your grandparents have heard of her” or I’m super old. And I’m not super old. Also, Katie Holmes never not looks Amish to me.

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  8. I cut my hair the other day and I wasn't even wasted.

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  9. It’s a lot easier & neater when you do it on coke, luckily as after spending $300 for a bag ( I’m in Australia) I couldn’t have afforded to get it fixed. I rarely do it but cocaine is most certainly a hell of a drug.

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  10. @MichiganMama59 Sounds like the waste of a perfectly good haircutting session. :)

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  11. *Wishes i had hair to cut*

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