December 13, 2018
This former A+ list reality star turned permanent A list celebrity strictly because of name recognition tried to hit on this foreign born A list DJ/music producer and he turned her down cold. She then said something like I am a DJ too and he just laughed and walked away.
Paris Hilton/Calvin Harris
This former A+ list reality star turned permanent A list celebrity strictly because of name recognition tried to hit on this foreign born A list DJ/music producer and he turned her down cold. She then said something like I am a DJ too and he just laughed and walked away.
Paris Hilton/Calvin Harris
Well he's no carl cox either.
ReplyDeleteHe did Rita Whora too so they probably also have herpes/other STDs in common.
ReplyDeleteAnd i am William Shakerpeare reincarnated, coz i write comments on CDAN!
ReplyDelete@Sandy, not fair to compare Rita to anyone other celebrity. She is the Encyclopedia which is still gathering data, no one else comes close!
ReplyDeleteSo you are saying she is the Mt. Everest of sluts..
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton, DJ? Sure, if DJ==Dick Jockey.
ReplyDeleteWell Mt Everest is growing at the rate of 4mm/year but she is collecting samples at a much higher rate! She is in a league of her own is what i am saying!
ReplyDeleteAwww, Paris still thinks it's 2004...You'd think she'd realize how far she's fallen that she's copying Kylie and "engaged" to some d list supporting Lifetime movie actor no one had ever heard of, while she "DJ's" cough *ho* cough, cough in Dubai
ReplyDeleteI legit snorted out loud at the Carl Cox reference. I'd say Paris reminds me of DJ Rap back in the day, but from what I gather, at least Charissa can play. Paris? I doubt she knows how to beat match without her mixer doing it for her (if she even uses a mixer now).
ReplyDeleteYeah, Calvin Harris laughing at anyone is hilarious. DJSoftDick should really get some perspective on his place in music history.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the Carl Cox reference is great! Did I just date myself? lol
Poor Paris should have gotten married when men were actually still attracted to her.
ReplyDeleteGood lad
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton was cute not hot when young. Now she's over the hill, but doesn't yet realize there are a ton of younger, better-looking, STD-free women out there for guys like Calvin Harris to choose from.
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