Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Blind Item #8

Apparently this B+ list mostly television actor with much higher name recognition was too drunk too perform sexually last night and got angry at the woman blaming her. 


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  1. Drunk actors my go to is Reedus.

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  2. Hammaconda is good also. Didnt we have one about a month ago, he was too drunk to do it with Amber Heard I think?

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  3. Love it when men with erectile issues from life/age/drinking/drugs choose to blame the woman.
    No asshole, it's not her fault you can't get your dick hard.
    Maybe grow up and stop drinking like an old frat boy, John Hamm.

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  4. Sounds like this guy is sorta ambivalent about sex. In the last couple of weeks he's missed out on some decent hook-up sessions. Starting to play the blame game is a huge mistake though, bro.

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  5. So... So, she got mad because she didnt get the full Hammaconda experience? and phoned enty with the sordid details 1st thing this morning?

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  6. How much alcohol do you need to get the Hammaconda flaccid? A distillery's worth I'm guessing.

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  7. Even when he's flaccid, it's still likely the size of a dented pop can.

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  8. Oh poor little boy couldn't get his little kite to fly..
    Shame on him, don't blame the woman. It's the alcohol and you mister...
    Mr. can't get his kite to fly..

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  9. Hammaconda. Like I always say......there are growers and there are show-ers.

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  10. Why does everyone on this site seem to hate Jon Hamm??

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    1. I don't... he is the perfect package. But smelling like booze and smelly junk is a turn off.

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  11. I think because of his reputation as a complete arsehole right back to University days.

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  12. Maybe the hammaconda had donated blood that day?? Hard to fill that thing up when you're a pint low.

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