This barely a celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A lister struck out with some women over the weekend despite a seemingly never ending supply of coke.
Brooklyn doesn't seem to be a particularly bright or engaging guy. If he didn't have famous parents I doubt we'd be hearing much from him.
Connor Cruise is another answer. He's barely a celebrity, the (possibly biological) son of Tom Cruise, and you could count Nicole Kidman as his other parent.
Ohhh I'm not so sure he struck out, having an endless supply of coke. Girls are dumb around that stuff and will sleep with their skeezy dealer let alone a celebrity.
Brooklyn Beckham?
ReplyDeleteI thought he had a girlfriend
DeleteNot sure ?
DeleteCall me terrible if you want, but that kid is not good looking.
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DeleteChet Hanks?
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn doesn't seem to be a particularly bright or engaging guy. If he didn't have famous parents I doubt we'd be hearing much from him.
ReplyDeleteConnor Cruise is another answer. He's barely a celebrity, the (possibly biological) son of Tom Cruise, and you could count Nicole Kidman as his other parent.
Cc is on lock down @ scio headquarters.
Deletenot biological, they got adopted at an age
Delete@news. He is TC kid. Looks just like him
DeleteA love child of Cruise? So he's actually banged at least two women several times in his life? The things you learn here!
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ReplyDeleteLily Rose Depp.
ReplyDeleteTre Smith??
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ReplyDeleteMason Disick
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha not YET, but keep this guess on the back burner...it’s only a matter of time!!
DeleteMason Disick lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteheatherbee lmfaooooo
ReplyDeleteAs if Brooklyn's parents were ever considered smart.
ReplyDeleteHeatherbee, Mason's only 8. That is for when he turns 12! hahaha
ReplyDeleteOhhh I'm not so sure he struck out, having an endless supply of coke. Girls are dumb around that stuff and will sleep with their skeezy dealer let alone a celebrity.
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ReplyDeleteI may be in the minority but I find Brooklyn Beckham good looking enough, his next-older brother is cute too.
ReplyDeleteHe obviously needs better coke.....
ReplyDeleteIs he really having trouble finding coke whores? Make'em pay up front junior, nobody's credit is as good as their azz.
ReplyDeleteHa! Heatherbea *dead*. Whoever it is needs to hire the Count as an advisor. He’d have his coke whore game up and running in not time.
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